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gmoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-01-09 01:53 PM
Response to Reply #15
21. Yeah, but you told it funnier. ;)
"It's the singer, not the song" as someone in the movie observed.
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  -Post a joke that is just a punchline, and nothing else Pierre.Suave  May-01-09 12:54 PM   #0 
  - If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.  arbusto_baboso   May-01-09 01:01 PM   #1 
  - Give me credit for naked, maybe naive, honesty here.  sammythecat   May-01-09 01:25 PM   #7 
     - There's no real joke...  gmoney   May-01-09 01:56 PM   #24 
        - I see.  sammythecat   May-01-09 02:57 PM   #43 
        - I guess I have a dirty mind...  BornBlue   May-01-09 04:25 PM   #57 
           - You mean she got in on a foal scholarship?  Orrex   May-03-09 09:56 AM   #85 
  - .  Orsino   May-01-09 01:05 PM   #2 
  - How many is a brazillion?  davsand   May-01-09 01:12 PM   #3 
  - Take my wife. Please.  Arugula Latte   May-01-09 01:16 PM   #4 
  - But you see, you can KEEP the duck.  flvegan   May-01-09 01:18 PM   #5 
  - then how did you make the mule cry?  guitar man   May-01-09 01:20 PM   #6 
  - If we're all God's children, why is Jesus so special?  ghostsofgiants   May-01-09 01:27 PM   #8 
  - Oh, that's a keeper.  Arkansas Granny   May-01-09 01:32 PM   #10 
  - The Aristocrats!  meegbear   May-01-09 01:30 PM   #9 
  - Nice! n/t  Goblinmonger   May-01-09 01:53 PM   #20 
  - One is a flaming Nazi gasbag and the other is just a dirigible  Rambis   May-01-09 01:35 PM   #11 
  - Twenty bucks, Father, Same as downtown.  NoPasaran   May-01-09 01:37 PM   #12 
  - Bangor? No. We were just good friends.  Iggo   May-01-09 01:39 PM   #13 
  - Delete  Iggo   May-02-09 01:43 AM   #61 
  - Jacket? Don't mind if I do!  Orrex   May-03-09 09:55 AM   #84 
  - A shithouse door from a tuna trawler. About six feet.  bif   May-01-09 01:44 PM   #14 
  - THE ARISTOCRATS!  3.14158675309   May-01-09 01:47 PM   #15 
  - Yeah, but you told it funnier. ;)  gmoney   May-01-09 01:53 PM   #21 
     - LOL Love the sig line, too!  3.14158675309   May-01-09 01:54 PM   #22 
  - General Discussion.  Prisoner_Number_Six   May-01-09 01:49 PM   #16 
  - Ever hear about the two gay judges that  Bennyboy   May-01-09 01:49 PM   #17 
  - "One was Patrick FitzGerald, the other was Gerald FitzPatrick"  gmoney   May-01-09 01:52 PM   #19 
  - Don't worry, Padre. Richard Nixon just jumped out with my backpack.  no name no slogan   May-01-09 02:10 PM   #31 
  - "My AGENT came to my HOUSE?"  gmoney   May-01-09 01:51 PM   #18 
  - Ah, you're the OTHER person who knows that joke. Hi. n/m  IntravenousDemilo   May-01-09 01:55 PM   #23 
     - LOL... maybe you know this one?  gmoney   May-01-09 01:57 PM   #25 
        - Yup.  IntravenousDemilo   May-01-09 04:03 PM   #53 
  - "He just THINKS he's Bono."  gmoney   May-01-09 01:57 PM   #26 
  - Someone had a part of their act where they did this...  gmoney   May-01-09 02:00 PM   #27 
  - "Don't look at me, he packed his own lunch"  bluesbassman   May-01-09 02:07 PM   #28 
  - BITCH YOU RUINED MY LIFE  Symarip   May-01-09 02:08 PM   #29 
  - That's not a punchline, it's an epitaph.  bluesbassman   May-01-09 02:12 PM   #32 
     - Well, technically, it's a line that will get you punched.  Bucky   May-05-09 07:00 PM   #99 
  - Don't look here. The joke's in your hand.  no name no slogan   May-01-09 02:09 PM   #30 
  - Whats my hand doing in your pants?  Pierre.Suave   May-01-09 02:18 PM   #33 
     - PA-ZING!  ElboRuum   May-01-09 02:33 PM   #39 
     - Nice post, Sen. Craig.  no name no slogan   May-01-09 03:24 PM   #48 
        - tap tap tap  Pierre.Suave   May-01-09 04:35 PM   #60 
  - Liquor? I don't even know her!  mikeytherat   May-01-09 02:22 PM   #34 
  - .  baldguy   May-01-09 02:26 PM   #35 
  - well done sir  Pierre.Suave   May-01-09 02:27 PM   #36 
     - It's that vacant, soulless stare that does it.  baldguy   May-01-09 02:41 PM   #40 
  - Twat did you say? I c$nt hear you! I must have an ear infucktion.  backtoblue   May-01-09 02:28 PM   #37 
  - Bareass me again later...  gmoney   May-01-09 04:17 PM   #55 
  - I think so Brain... But where are we going to get a duck and a rubber hose at this hour?  ElboRuum   May-01-09 02:31 PM   #38 
  - and he said, "You think that's bad? Imagine how SHE feels about it!"  DarkTirade   May-01-09 02:52 PM   #41 
  - Def Leppard  no name no slogan   May-01-09 02:53 PM   #42 
  - He's all right now.  Iggo   May-02-09 01:45 AM   #62 
  - Peter! I can see my house from up here! nt  Deep13   May-01-09 02:58 PM   #44 
  - "How do you think I rang the doorbell?" n/t  namahage   May-01-09 02:58 PM   #45 
  - We wanted to be first in line for "Closed for the Winter!!!"  Inchworm   May-01-09 03:01 PM   #46 
  - super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis  realisticphish   May-01-09 03:02 PM   #47 
  - Oh my. Is there any way you can share that entire joke with me? Please?  davsand   May-02-09 02:12 PM   #68 
  - ghandi  realisticphish   May-02-09 06:43 PM   #71 
  - Akin To - Two Obese Patties, Special Ross, Lester Heeves Picking His Bunions On a Sesame Street Bus  JimGinPA   May-02-09 03:04 PM   #69 
     - My mental image of HOW you got there is pretty bad.  davsand   May-03-09 09:01 AM   #81 
  - Was that before or after you slept with him?  DinahMoeHum   May-01-09 03:32 PM   #49 
  - Police issued a bulletin for a small medium at large. nt  Deep13   May-01-09 03:32 PM   #50 
  - "President George W. Bush."  WinkyDink   May-01-09 03:33 PM   #51 
  - No matter where you go, there you are...  AllenVanAllen   May-01-09 03:59 PM   #52 
  - "You ask me if I know the big bad bandit? I had  DemBones DemBones   May-01-09 04:09 PM   #54 
  - George W. Bush  LynneSin   May-01-09 04:23 PM   #56 
  - Supercollider? I just met her!  LeftOfSelf-Centered   May-01-09 04:27 PM   #58 
  - They said a black man would never be President,  BornBlue   May-01-09 04:33 PM   #59 
  - Hello, big lady!  Iggo   May-02-09 01:46 AM   #63 
  - A little, at first.  Iggo   May-02-09 01:46 AM   #64 
  - You don't understand...Chunks is my DOG!  Debi   May-02-09 09:16 AM   #65 
  - ...  flying rabbit   May-03-09 10:00 AM   #87 
     - One of the best! n/t  Debi   May-03-09 11:25 AM   #90 
  - Stay Free Mini Pads.  Iggo   May-02-09 12:39 PM   #66 
  - Here's one  Dyedinthewoolliberal   May-02-09 12:45 PM   #67 
  - Those aren't teabags! n/t  CJCRANE   May-02-09 03:07 PM   #70 
  - "Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there!"  cloudbase   May-02-09 07:05 PM   #72 
  - "Windows Vista".  Deja Q   May-02-09 07:17 PM   #73 
  - A teenager from Sheboygan, Wisconsin.  JBoy   May-02-09 07:20 PM   #74 
  - I got the only vehicle in the world that has traveled more miles vertically than  Mike 03   May-02-09 07:22 PM   #75 
  - Hugh, and only Hugh can prevent Florist Friars  SalmonChantedEvening   May-02-09 07:52 PM   #76 
  - From: God  sniffa   May-02-09 08:19 PM   #77 
  - Because they didn't push ticket sales  Witchy_Dem   May-02-09 08:30 PM   #78 
  - "Rudolph the Red, knows rain, dear!"  rurallib   May-02-09 09:29 PM   #79 
  - Deleted  sarge43   May-02-09 09:37 PM   #80 
  - Practice! Practice! Practice!  hellbound-liberal   May-03-09 09:08 AM   #82 
  - Because the hotdogs taste like shit!  SKKY   May-03-09 09:18 AM   #83 
  - Another  Dyedinthewoolliberal   May-03-09 09:57 AM   #86 
  - Holy shit! A talking muffin!  flying rabbit   May-03-09 10:01 AM   #88 
  - Hey, Hugh! Get off of McCloud!  Iggo   May-03-09 10:02 AM   #89 
  - this thread makes me  Pierre.Suave   May-03-09 11:36 AM   #91 
  - They didn't like the way their father was "rearing" them.  hellbound-liberal   May-03-09 11:38 AM   #92 
  - If'n she ain't good enough for her family she ain't good enough fuh 'arn  underpants   May-03-09 11:38 AM   #93 
  - I'm sorry honey, I forgot that your brother asked for the car.  Chemical Bill   May-03-09 11:42 AM   #94 
  - It's a knickknack, Patty Black! Give the frog a loan!  hellbound-liberal   May-03-09 11:48 AM   #95 
  - rectum? Damn near killed him...  Pierre.Suave   May-05-09 04:46 PM   #96 
  - .....and I turned into a motel.......  Esra Star   May-05-09 05:03 PM   #97 
  - They polled 100 men between the ages of 18 and 45 and they all said...  Bucky   May-05-09 07:00 PM   #98 
 

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