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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-13-09 10:14 AM
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3. Hope you wash it.
Edited on Mon Apr-13-09 10:38 AM by old mark

You never know where they've been....

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  -My dog just came to me looking for help. He was all tied up in a sex toy. Lil Missy  Apr-13-09 10:00 AM   #0 
  - Okay, I have to ask this...  HopeHoops   Apr-13-09 10:04 AM   #1 
  - Strapping question!  DS1   Apr-13-09 10:11 AM   #2 
  - I've never seen one. But got bored half to death with  Lil Missy   Apr-13-09 10:23 AM   #6 
     - Are people still doing toy parties?  DS1   Apr-13-09 10:29 AM   #9 
        - I've never been to one. There was one at the ladies bar last year.  Lil Missy   Apr-13-09 10:36 AM   #10 
        - The answer is yes.  Common Sense Party   Apr-13-09 12:43 PM   #20 
           - The toy parties are about female bonding and making toys acceptable.  Lil Missy   Apr-14-09 02:14 AM   #34 
  - It has wiring that goes to the remote. He got tangled in the wires.  Lil Missy   Apr-13-09 10:17 AM   #5 
  - Hope you wash it.  old mark   Apr-13-09 10:14 AM   #3 
  - I practice safe toys.  Lil Missy   Apr-13-09 10:26 AM   #7 
  - I know where it's been.  Lil Missy   Apr-13-09 12:53 PM   #21 
  - lol  TZ   Apr-13-09 10:14 AM   #4 
  - ROTFLOL!  Lil Missy   Apr-13-09 10:27 AM   #8 
  - Dogs can't tell it's not bacon. (or a sausage)  MilesColtrane   Apr-13-09 10:58 AM   #11 
  - LOL! My dog gets a bacon treat every morning. This was just the funniest moment.  Lil Missy   Apr-13-09 11:44 AM   #15 
  - last chance to get in on this thread. I have a feeling it will get locked.  Lil Missy   Apr-13-09 11:01 AM   #12 
  - Pics or it didn't happen!  Liberal Veteran   Apr-13-09 11:03 AM   #13 
  - Nope. Too many photoshop experts around here.  Lil Missy   Apr-13-09 11:09 AM   #14 
  - lock up the toys for the dogs protection.  rurallib   Apr-13-09 11:47 AM   #16 
  - I thought I had it hidden well, because I don't want my mother to find it.  Lil Missy   Apr-13-09 12:28 PM   #18 
  - Somebody has to say it...  Jamastiene   Apr-13-09 11:51 AM   #17 
  - Here's a reasonable facimile of the culprit:  Lil Missy   Apr-13-09 12:34 PM   #19 
  - Cathy's cuffs?  Marrah_G   Apr-13-09 12:54 PM   #22 
  - I don't know what "Cathy's cuffs" are. This was a bullet.  Lil Missy   Apr-13-09 01:12 PM   #24 
     - hahahaha !  Marrah_G   Apr-13-09 01:13 PM   #25 
  - So, uh, your dog likes sex toys?  no name no slogan   Apr-13-09 12:58 PM   #23 
  - Apparently, he does like sex toys. I don't know how he found that.  Lil Missy   Apr-13-09 01:18 PM   #26 
  - Our new puppy got caught-up in dirty underwear the other day  JCMach1   Apr-13-09 01:27 PM   #27 
  - I have a laundry basket for that. My dog is gross.  Lil Missy   Apr-13-09 02:51 PM   #28 
     - Our baby girl just had a misshap... ended up wearing the kids unclean undies  JCMach1   Apr-13-09 03:25 PM   #29 
        - Are you talking about a dog or a child?  Lil Missy   Apr-13-09 03:38 PM   #30 
  - So... it's a bullet with wires?  redqueen   Apr-13-09 05:57 PM   #31 
  - LOL! It's just a line that reaches to the remote. I don't know how he got all tangled like that.  Lil Missy   Apr-13-09 06:08 PM   #32 
  - Now he's lookign for the liquor. I think I have a problem here.  Lil Missy   Apr-13-09 09:41 PM   #33 
  - So what I to do with this pup?  Lil Missy   Apr-14-09 10:52 AM   #35 
  - Get him a drink, then get him laid.  texas1928   Apr-14-09 11:11 AM   #36 
  - Someone suggested we in the lounge lighten up. Here's my contribution.  Lil Missy   Apr-17-09 09:03 AM   #37 
  - And it is a good one too  Pierre.Suave   Apr-17-09 09:04 AM   #38 
     - You're not my type!!!  Lil Missy   Apr-17-09 09:13 AM   #40 
        - FINE!  Pierre.Suave   Apr-17-09 09:16 AM   #41 
           - .....  Lil Missy   Apr-17-09 09:23 AM   #43 
              - HAHA  Pierre.Suave   Apr-17-09 09:24 AM   #44 
  - tell your mother to put her toys away!!  Beer Snob-50   Apr-17-09 09:09 AM   #39 
  - Oh shit! I'm sure glad she was napping when this happened.  Lil Missy   Apr-17-09 09:19 AM   #42 
  - Lighten up! Dammit!  Lil Missy   Apr-17-09 11:06 AM   #45 
  - This thread is not locked?  TZ   Apr-17-09 11:07 AM   #46 
     - It didn't occur to me when I started it, but now that you mention it ..  Lil Missy   Apr-17-09 11:27 AM   #47 

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