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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-02-09 05:22 PM
Response to Reply #19
21. If anyone comes up with something else I missed I might need a few pints!
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  -"A collection of DU running gags walks into a bar..." HopeHoops  Mar-02-09 04:12 PM   #0 
  - I have no answer, but...  lightningandsnow   Mar-02-09 04:22 PM   #1 
  - I couldn't think of one either - geardaddy challenged me to post it.  HopeHoops   Mar-02-09 04:23 PM   #2 
  - "Smoking or non?"  ogneopasno   Mar-02-09 04:25 PM   #3 
  - Oh, you just started a copy cat thread potential - "smoking or non-smoking cheese sandwich?"  HopeHoops   Mar-02-09 04:28 PM   #8 
  - You have the setting wrong  TZ   Mar-02-09 04:26 PM   #4 
  - boobie reference, I know - no, they have to go with the other gags.  HopeHoops   Mar-02-09 04:27 PM   #6 
  - ... The bartender says, "sorry, we don't put cornflakes on our chicken here,  charlie and algernon   Mar-02-09 04:26 PM   #5 
  - Oh, I might just have to edit the OP here.  HopeHoops   Mar-02-09 04:29 PM   #9 
  - no no no  Kali   Mar-02-09 04:28 PM   #7 
  - I altered the OP to include Olive Garden, but YOU still have to come up with the joke!  HopeHoops   Mar-02-09 04:31 PM   #10 
  - Cheese sandwich  RandomThoughts   Mar-02-09 04:36 PM   #11 
  - says  DS1   Mar-02-09 04:39 PM   #12 
  - That's a winnah!  geardaddy   Mar-02-09 05:01 PM   #13 
  - This thread is your fault ;}  HopeHoops   Mar-02-09 05:04 PM   #14 
     - I know.  geardaddy   Mar-02-09 05:06 PM   #15 
        - So far, only "charlie and algernon" provided a continuation and it is just a DU gag.  HopeHoops   Mar-02-09 05:10 PM   #17 
           - THE ARISTOCRATS!  3.14158675309   Mar-02-09 05:41 PM   #28 
  - WIN! nt  crispini   Mar-02-09 05:20 PM   #20 
  - "Where's the fucking Asian woodcarver?"  rug   Mar-02-09 05:09 PM   #16 
  - He's the FUCKING BARTENDER!  HopeHoops   Mar-02-09 05:11 PM   #18 
     - not hammered  RandomThoughts   Mar-02-09 05:20 PM   #19 
        - If anyone comes up with something else I missed I might need a few pints!  HopeHoops   Mar-02-09 05:22 PM   #21 
  - He points at a jar that reads "Tipping is not a city in China"  Swede   Mar-02-09 05:26 PM   #22 
  - Not BAD! No reference to another DU gag - Top score so far!  HopeHoops   Mar-02-09 05:29 PM   #23 
     - Not a running gag,but a running topic.  Swede   Mar-02-09 05:36 PM   #24 
        - 15%, 20%, stiff them? Oh, now there is a topic - or are you talking about cow tipping?  HopeHoops   Mar-02-09 05:38 PM   #26 
  - "The Lounge is that way." *points*  ogneopasno   Mar-02-09 05:37 PM   #25 
  - New leader!  HopeHoops   Mar-02-09 05:39 PM   #27 
  - "Sorry, bar's closed.  Z_I_Peevey   Mar-02-09 05:43 PM   #29 
  - The Brazillian Bartender says: "I ain't servin' none of ya'.....  chknltl   Mar-02-09 05:48 PM   #30 
  - A brazilian bartenders would be even better!  HopeHoops   Mar-02-09 07:29 PM   #49 
  - It was near closing time so the bartender said,  Sanity Claws   Mar-02-09 05:48 PM   #31 
  - You're in second place right now.  HopeHoops   Mar-02-09 06:26 PM   #38 
  - I'm the jokemaster at our next toastmaster meeting and I'm telling this one  graywarrior   Mar-02-09 05:50 PM   #32 
  - You're going to need a FOLLOW-UP to that!  HopeHoops   Mar-02-09 06:58 PM   #44 
     - I'm gonna let it hang  graywarrior   Mar-02-09 07:24 PM   #46 
        - That's what SHE said!  HopeHoops   Mar-02-09 07:27 PM   #47 
           - You could work in The Office  graywarrior   Mar-02-09 07:33 PM   #51 
  - "Well you didn't mention cornflake chicken, so what will you be drinking tonight"?  TK421   Mar-02-09 05:51 PM   #33 
  - Or...."You do know I got 911 on speed-dial"?  TK421   Mar-02-09 05:52 PM   #34 
  - Bartender says "GET A BRAIN, MORANS"  no name no slogan   Mar-02-09 06:00 PM   #35 
  - We don't serve the played and soon to be played out.  AlCzervik   Mar-02-09 06:04 PM   #36 
  - +1  sniffa   Mar-02-09 07:44 PM   #54 
  - I think this is the best thread  RandomThoughts   Mar-02-09 06:07 PM   #37 
  - You had to have been there ;}  HopeHoops   Mar-02-09 06:27 PM   #39 
     - Well it doubles back a few times.  RandomThoughts   Mar-02-09 06:47 PM   #40 
        - Um, that actually is my "missing link" - that's the joke I don't understand. Can you post it?  HopeHoops   Mar-02-09 06:49 PM   #41 
           - What part don't you understand?  RandomThoughts   Mar-02-09 06:51 PM   #42 
              - I haven't seen the video you referenced. I know it is a gag, but I don't know why!  HopeHoops   Mar-02-09 06:54 PM   #43 
                 - Well lots of people have mentioned cheese sandwiches.  RandomThoughts   Mar-02-09 07:01 PM   #45 
                    - I started the cheese sandwich thing with a post on the school lunch stupidity.  HopeHoops   Mar-02-09 08:14 PM   #62 
  - Bartender says,...  NYC_SKP   Mar-02-09 07:28 PM   #48 
  - "Why the long face?" nt  old mark   Mar-02-09 07:32 PM   #50 
  - I'm on dial-up (think about it)  HopeHoops   Mar-02-09 07:34 PM   #52 
  - "AAAAH! C'MON FUCKIN' GUY!!!"  namahage   Mar-02-09 07:42 PM   #53 
  - Our drink special tonight kudzu-infused vodka  SallyMander   Mar-02-09 07:49 PM   #55 
  - What about breast-feeding pit bulls?  elshiva   Mar-02-09 07:53 PM   #56 
  - Frankly, if I was a lactating chick, I'd probably breastfead a pitbull - IF IT WAS A PUPPY!  HopeHoops   Mar-02-09 08:01 PM   #58 
     - Do narwhals lactate?  elshiva   Mar-02-09 08:05 PM   #59 
        - Certainly! They are mammals!  SallyMander   Mar-02-09 08:06 PM   #60 
        - Thanks. Do you think they would breast feed a pit bull  elshiva   Mar-02-09 08:17 PM   #64 
           - They'd only go if Oscar invited them  SallyMander   Mar-02-09 08:19 PM   #65 
              - Who is Oscar?  elshiva   Mar-02-09 08:22 PM   #66 
                 - !!!!  SallyMander   Mar-02-09 08:28 PM   #68 
                    - OMG! THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS.  elshiva   Mar-02-09 08:34 PM   #69 
                       - I think A-Schwarzenegger is writing a book  SallyMander   Mar-02-09 08:37 PM   #70 
                          - Uncle Leonard and Oscar are now my favorite DU characters.  elshiva   Mar-02-09 08:40 PM   #71 
                          - The whole thread is hysterical  SallyMander   Mar-02-09 08:41 PM   #72 
                             - What do you think Oscar really is?  elshiva   Mar-02-09 08:46 PM   #73 
                                - Well he's clearly not an amphibian  SallyMander   Mar-02-09 08:48 PM   #74 
                                   - He could be a new kind of animal.  elshiva   Mar-02-09 08:51 PM   #75 
                          - Yes, writing, written, wrote, done & getting published!  A-Schwarzenegger   Mar-02-09 09:57 PM   #76 
                             - Awesome.  BarenakedLady   Mar-03-09 07:39 AM   #82 
                             - Thanks, me too!  A-Schwarzenegger   Mar-03-09 11:33 AM   #87 
                             - OMG Congrats!!!!!!  SallyMander   Mar-03-09 09:32 AM   #83 
                                - Thank you!  A-Schwarzenegger   Mar-03-09 11:34 AM   #88 
        - Probably not - wait, are they mammals?  HopeHoops   Mar-02-09 08:10 PM   #61 
  - " Is that a narwhal or Rush Limbaugh with a stick up his ass?" nt  old mark   Mar-02-09 08:00 PM   #57 
  - "Buses and Planes and Trains up his..." - apologies to Dr. Demento.  HopeHoops   Mar-02-09 08:16 PM   #63 
  - !  FloridaJudy   Mar-02-09 08:23 PM   #67 
  - Just noticed a certain resemblance......nt  old mark   Mar-03-09 03:05 AM   #78 
  - Boom!  geardaddy   Mar-03-09 09:48 AM   #85 
  - bartender says "We're closing, but you can still catch a drink at the Kudzu Bar  NMDemDist2   Mar-02-09 10:06 PM   #77 
  - Bartender sez:  flying rabbit   Mar-03-09 05:18 AM   #79 
  - The bartender says  lost-in-nj   Mar-03-09 06:44 AM   #80 
  - So, the bartender says ... "Tombstone me right fucking now, Skinner!"  chemenger   Mar-03-09 06:50 AM   #81 
  - Best answer in this thread.  ScreamingMeemie   Mar-03-09 09:41 AM   #84 
  - Bartender says:  Tuesday Afternoon   Mar-03-09 09:57 AM   #86 
  - "you're too late for a comeback...  NuttyFluffers   Mar-03-09 01:36 PM   #89 
  - Yells CALL CONGRESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW1$!!*$&!!!!!!  Withywindle   Mar-03-09 01:41 PM   #90 
 

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