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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 01:45 PM
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41. Engage in oral sex in front of guests and kids.
They are addicted to it.
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  -what do your pets do that piss you off? charlie and algernon  Feb-23-09 01:18 PM   #0 
  - My cat vomits all the time  My Good Babushka   Feb-23-09 01:21 PM   #1 
  - Tiny dogs have tiny bladders, but still drink a lot.  seemunkee   Feb-23-09 01:21 PM   #2 
  - Bark for no reason at each other  HarukaTheTrophyWife   Feb-23-09 01:22 PM   #3 
  - Our cat likes to eat paper.  geardaddy   Feb-23-09 01:22 PM   #4 
  - Eat poop then burp in my face  dropkickpa   Feb-23-09 01:25 PM   #5 
  - my dog does that too. yuck but NOW she's a stubborn  dana_b   Feb-23-09 03:28 PM   #7 
     - Lol!  dropkickpa   Feb-24-09 07:39 AM   #32 
        - I love that picture.  Bertha Venation   Feb-24-09 10:21 AM   #36 
        - They're my baby-girls  dropkickpa   Feb-24-09 01:18 PM   #40 
        - cuties!  dana_b   Feb-24-09 08:03 PM   #43 
  - Every time he "borrows" my car for his lecherous weekend  lazyriver   Feb-23-09 03:26 PM   #6 
  - walking from the tile floor to the carpet to VOMIT  stuntcat   Feb-23-09 03:29 PM   #8 
  - Probably the carpet seems more like grass to them.  amitten   Feb-23-09 04:00 PM   #16 
     - lol perhaps!  stuntcat   Feb-23-09 04:41 PM   #21 
  - My Tabby cat won't stop meowing at certain times...  Haole Girl   Feb-23-09 03:31 PM   #9 
  - My rabbit kicks his bedding everywhere  Mad_Dem_X   Feb-23-09 03:32 PM   #10 
  - hah, my cat headbutts my hand when I attempt to put the food in her dish  charlie and algernon   Feb-23-09 04:06 PM   #19 
  - Refuse to come when I call them.  Rabrrrrrr   Feb-23-09 03:33 PM   #11 
  - My dane has about destroyed every last bit of foliage in my front yard.  flvegan   Feb-23-09 03:34 PM   #12 
  - So many things!  Inchworm   Feb-23-09 03:38 PM   #13 
  - he's just too adorable.  AlCzervik   Feb-23-09 03:51 PM   #14 
  - comes over and lays down by me  guitar man   Feb-23-09 03:59 PM   #15 
  - Cats won't scratch on something that wobbles at all.  amitten   Feb-23-09 04:02 PM   #17 
  - oh this is a very stable post  charlie and algernon   Feb-23-09 04:04 PM   #18 
  - Sticking their paws in my water glass  wickerwoman   Feb-23-09 04:34 PM   #20 
  - Boogie-Queen Of The Doofii  hobbit709   Feb-23-09 04:53 PM   #22 
  - Our cat here ( not mine, but a roommates ) is constantly knocking over  TK421   Feb-23-09 05:06 PM   #23 
  - Gandalf constantly lies across my chest as I try to work.  Writer   Feb-23-09 05:14 PM   #24 
  - Chew up the philodendron  XemaSab   Feb-23-09 05:32 PM   #25 
  - He meows & cries that  peacefreak   Feb-23-09 05:50 PM   #26 
  - Anticipate where I'm going to step and immediately goes there.  Lil Missy   Feb-23-09 06:14 PM   #27 
  - farts  NMDemDist2   Feb-23-09 06:47 PM   #28 
  - It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. n/t  Chemical Bill   Feb-23-09 08:32 PM   #29 
  - My little one, Twilight, taught my big one, Monster, how to scratch the couch.  applegrove   Feb-23-09 08:55 PM   #30 
  - You mean other than the "running puke" maneuver  leftyclimber   Feb-23-09 08:58 PM   #31 
  - Dog wants to go out and it's raining  tinymontgomery   Feb-24-09 09:44 AM   #33 
  - Get me up in the middle of the night asking to go out and when I open the door, they walk away.  mnhtnbb   Feb-24-09 09:58 AM   #34 
  - Jumping on the table. I HATE it and he knows it. Does he try and hide his behavior? NO!  FedUpWithIt All   Feb-24-09 10:04 AM   #35 
  - Well, this morning, it was knocking my watch off the dresser at 5 am and batting it repeatedly....  Shakespeare   Feb-24-09 11:10 AM   #37 
  - Chewing up crap -- I mean, I know I should put stuff away, but jeez, I buy chew toys for a reason!  ogneopasno   Feb-24-09 11:25 AM   #38 
  - Also, our first dog used to eat his own poop and then barf it back up at 2 in the morning. Trust me,  ogneopasno   Feb-24-09 11:26 AM   #39 
  - Engage in oral sex in front of guests and kids.  RedCloud   Feb-24-09 01:45 PM   #41 
  - My greyhound bitch -  LibertyLover   Feb-24-09 02:40 PM   #42 
  - my cat Clancy will scratch and claw 30 mins post-dump  Skittles   Feb-24-09 08:10 PM   #44 

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