HarukaTheTrophyWife
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Mon Feb-16-09 02:06 PM
Response to Reply #81 |
| 84. Why should today be any different than other days? |
| -Should I divorce Haruka over this -- serious advice only |
LostinVA |
Feb-16-09 12:44 PM |
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Dude. I feel your pain. |
Midlodemocrat |
Feb-16-09 12:45 PM |
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I KNEW from her look of guilt that this WAS NOT THE FIRST TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED |
LostinVA |
Feb-16-09 12:47 PM |
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I'm crying over here for you. |
Midlodemocrat |
Feb-16-09 12:49 PM |
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It's not a sharpness thing--it'll ruin the rivets in the handle! |
Shakespeare |
Feb-16-09 12:55 PM |
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I've been a shell of my former self since I found out |
LostinVA |
Feb-16-09 12:56 PM |
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If it's a Henckle or a Wustaf, call a good attourney |
southpaw |
Feb-16-09 12:49 PM |
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It's a Global |
LostinVA |
Feb-16-09 12:54 PM |
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Global? |
southpaw |
Feb-16-09 12:58 PM |
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It was a wedding registry thing -- I was so excited someone bought it! |
LostinVA |
Feb-16-09 01:00 PM |
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i read this post and i think of kill bill |
Beer Snob-50 |
Feb-16-09 01:15 PM |
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Kill her |
Tektonik |
Feb-16-09 01:31 PM |
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I have people in my extended family who can... |
LostinVA |
Feb-16-09 01:35 PM |
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This guy will do it for you |
Tektonik |
Feb-16-09 01:37 PM |
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Begin wearing the knife strapped to your thigh. Also... |
Orrex |
Feb-16-09 12:50 PM |
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I may hide the good knife, and make her use the cheap IKEA ones |
LostinVA |
Feb-16-09 12:58 PM |
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Now that's just cruel |
Orrex |
Feb-16-09 01:08 PM |
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Oh, damn, that sounds like so much fun. |
Jamastiene |
Feb-16-09 01:54 PM |
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I hope you found it BEFORE the dishes were run. |
Shakespeare |
Feb-16-09 12:51 PM |
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NO -- it was after, but that's not the worst thing |
LostinVA |
Feb-16-09 12:55 PM |
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*screams in horror* |
Shakespeare |
Feb-16-09 12:58 PM |
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I'm not even making any of this up |
LostinVA |
Feb-16-09 01:00 PM |
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I've at least got him trained not to put ours in the dishwasher. |
Shakespeare |
Feb-16-09 01:05 PM |
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She has done that, too |
LostinVA |
Feb-16-09 01:08 PM |
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THAT TOO! |
Shakespeare |
Feb-16-09 01:09 PM |
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They are both intelligent people |
LostinVA |
Feb-16-09 01:11 PM |
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It's a good thing she doesn't know about the time I used it to cut the plastic around the butter tub |
HarukaTheTrophyWife |
Feb-16-09 01:28 PM |
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THAT BETTER BE A JOKE |
LostinVA |
Feb-16-09 01:36 PM |
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You will never know, will you? |
HarukaTheTrophyWife |
Feb-16-09 01:36 PM |
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Does she wipe it clean with one of those baby diapers??? |
Debi |
Feb-16-09 01:53 PM |
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If I wasn't late to the Early Birder, I'd tell you off right now!!!!! |
LostinVA |
Feb-16-09 01:58 PM |
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Hurry or they'll be all out of bread pudding |
Debi |
Feb-16-09 02:01 PM |
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They better not be -- I had the prune whip yesterday |
LostinVA |
Feb-16-09 02:02 PM |
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At least it's your wife who did it |
Tektonik |
Feb-16-09 12:52 PM |
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I honestly would kill them |
LostinVA |
Feb-16-09 12:57 PM |
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This is my knife |
Tektonik |
Feb-16-09 01:10 PM |
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I seriously would keep it in my bedroom somewhere |
LostinVA |
Feb-16-09 01:12 PM |
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In my last place I used my closet for all my good pots and pans |
Tektonik |
Feb-16-09 01:14 PM |
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Yes, you never under any circumstances put a good knife |
Crabby Appleton |
Feb-16-09 12:55 PM |
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I insist she stay with me while you work out the details. |
flvegan |
Feb-16-09 12:55 PM |
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No |
LostinVA |
Feb-16-09 12:57 PM |
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Or me, I have no dishwasher |
sasquatch |
Feb-16-09 01:00 PM |
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My husband does the same thing with our expensive knives. |
Shell Beau |
Feb-16-09 01:00 PM |
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my husband wrecked an entire set of Chicago cutlery knives i used to have by putting |
AlCzervik |
Feb-16-09 01:05 PM |
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She at least doesn't use metal on the good pots and pans |
LostinVA |
Feb-16-09 01:10 PM |
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oh we had silicone utensils, he just didn't use them. I was so fing angry because |
AlCzervik |
Feb-16-09 01:12 PM |
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For having a yuppie kitchen you need better knives than Chicago Cutlery |
Tektonik |
Feb-16-09 01:12 PM |
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i got a set of henckels that no one touches except for me. All clad makes some nice |
AlCzervik |
Feb-16-09 01:14 PM |
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Mmm Henckels |
Tektonik |
Feb-16-09 01:16 PM |
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To speak in his defense, that Chicago Cutlery didn't have far to go to be ruined. |
Rabrrrrrr |
Feb-16-09 01:16 PM |
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no it didn't but it was the first set of knives i ever got, i didn't know any better. |
AlCzervik |
Feb-16-09 01:20 PM |
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Sounds like you're just looking for an excuse to dump her |
taterguy |
Feb-16-09 01:17 PM |
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She'll be 26 next week -- ewwwww |
LostinVA |
Feb-16-09 01:21 PM |
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bah hahah. i just gotta laugh cause, well my hubby has the same issue |
seabeyond |
Feb-16-09 01:22 PM |
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Could this be payback from the time you called her that word? |
Fleshdancer |
Feb-16-09 01:26 PM |
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You mean |
LostinVA |
Feb-16-09 01:37 PM |
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I can read this, you know |
HarukaTheTrophyWife |
Feb-16-09 01:26 PM |
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what kind of cheap knife can't be washed? |
gmoney |
Feb-16-09 01:27 PM |
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Why are you even wasting the time to post this? |
ScreamingMeemie |
Feb-16-09 01:31 PM |
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what kind of chickenshit knife can't handle a decent wash now and then? |
DS1 |
Feb-16-09 01:32 PM |
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Apparently, her precious chickenshit knives |
HarukaTheTrophyWife |
Feb-16-09 01:35 PM |
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My fancy Global snapped in two while I was hand washing it |
DS1 |
Feb-16-09 01:37 PM |
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You're officially on notice not to touch my knives. |
SOteric |
Feb-16-09 01:50 PM |
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. |
DS1 |
Feb-16-09 01:53 PM |
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*gasp* |
LostinVA |
Feb-16-09 01:59 PM |
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Look at it as a "Get out of Loading the Dishwasher Free" card... |
ScreamingMeemie |
Feb-16-09 02:18 PM |
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Good point |
HarukaTheTrophyWife |
Feb-16-09 02:22 PM |
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most knives can be washed in the dish washer |
crimsonblue |
Feb-16-09 01:40 PM |
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Not ones that are semi decent |
Tektonik |
Feb-16-09 01:46 PM |
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No i don't, you patronizing ass. |
crimsonblue |
Feb-16-09 01:57 PM |
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. |
Tektonik |
Feb-16-09 01:58 PM |
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it's a matter of preference, really. |
crimsonblue |
Feb-16-09 02:05 PM |
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It's not about dulling the knives. The extreme heat in the dishwasher WILL fuck up the handle/tang. |
Shakespeare |
Feb-16-09 03:11 PM |
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Only if I can kick Mr. Debi to the curb |
Debi |
Feb-16-09 01:50 PM |
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I threw away a pair of Oakley sunglasses Mrs R got from ebay |
Richardo |
Feb-16-09 01:54 PM |
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Yep...always check the box! |
Debi |
Feb-16-09 01:59 PM |
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Wait -- I thought you "dropped him off" in the woods??? |
LostinVA |
Feb-16-09 02:00 PM |
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Someone gave him a ride home.... |
Debi |
Feb-16-09 02:01 PM |
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Is the knife technically dishwasher safe? |
Jamastiene |
Feb-16-09 01:53 PM |
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Yes |
HarukaTheTrophyWife |
Feb-16-09 01:56 PM |
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Did you put it in a slot with other utensils nearby? |
Tektonik |
Feb-16-09 02:00 PM |
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Some silicon spatulas |
HarukaTheTrophyWife |
Feb-16-09 02:02 PM |
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You may be safe |
Tektonik |
Feb-16-09 02:06 PM |
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Yeah, like I'm replacing her precious $45 knife with that |
HarukaTheTrophyWife |
Feb-16-09 02:08 PM |
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C'mon it's only slightly less expensive than a Margaritaville |
Tektonik |
Feb-16-09 02:11 PM |
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We already have a Margaritaville -- it was a wedding shower gift |
HarukaTheTrophyWife |
Feb-16-09 02:16 PM |
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The only things I regret not buying at my last job were a Beertender and a Margaritaville |
Tektonik |
Feb-16-09 02:18 PM |
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I want a Beertender, too |
HarukaTheTrophyWife |
Feb-16-09 02:21 PM |
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I almost bought one at 60% off |
Tektonik |
Feb-16-09 02:25 PM |
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Gosh, you poor thing. |
Jamastiene |
Feb-16-09 03:25 PM |
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She wasn't like this until we got good stuff |
HarukaTheTrophyWife |
Feb-16-09 03:26 PM |
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Poor baby. |
Jamastiene |
Feb-16-09 03:28 PM |
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No |
LostinVA |
Feb-16-09 02:02 PM |
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Hmm...what a conundrum. |
Jamastiene |
Feb-16-09 03:14 PM |
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It's a steel knife, it can be sharpened |
HarukaTheTrophyWife |
Feb-16-09 03:18 PM |
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See my post above. It's not about dulling. |
Shakespeare |
Feb-16-09 03:20 PM |
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You're just saying these things because you have a girl crush on my wife |
HarukaTheTrophyWife |
Feb-16-09 03:29 PM |
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No, that's an entirely different matter. I've gone all Joan Crawford on Gordon for the knife thing. |
Shakespeare |
Feb-16-09 03:35 PM |
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He's the man, he has every right to put it in the dishwasher |
HarukaTheTrophyWife |
Feb-16-09 03:37 PM |
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Such a statement makes Gordon laugh... |
Shakespeare |
Feb-16-09 03:38 PM |
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I've got her beat. |
GentryDixon |
Feb-16-09 01:58 PM |
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Eww, who warms coffee in the microwave? |
HarukaTheTrophyWife |
Feb-16-09 02:03 PM |
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What? You wanna piss everyone on DU off today? |
Debi |
Feb-16-09 02:04 PM |
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Why should today be any different than other days? |
HarukaTheTrophyWife |
Feb-16-09 02:06 PM |
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My husband is a freak about scalding coffee. |
GentryDixon |
Feb-16-09 02:05 PM |
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You're also not supposed to make coffee at a boiling temperature |
HarukaTheTrophyWife |
Feb-16-09 02:10 PM |
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I actually have a french press. |
GentryDixon |
Feb-16-09 02:13 PM |
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You're also not supposed to make coffee at a boiling temperature |
HarukaTheTrophyWife |
Feb-16-09 02:10 PM |
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I nuke coffee |
JustABozoOnThisBus |
Feb-16-09 02:31 PM |
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It totally ruins the taste |
HarukaTheTrophyWife |
Feb-16-09 02:39 PM |
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Kick her ass to the curb... |
driver8 |
Feb-16-09 02:39 PM |
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There has to be SOME way to reach an accomodation. |
Deep13 |
Feb-16-09 02:47 PM |
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Pfft, it was a wedding gift for BOTH of us |
HarukaTheTrophyWife |
Feb-16-09 03:19 PM |
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Why? nt |
Deep13 |
Feb-16-09 03:22 PM |
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Because I said so, and I'm the man |
HarukaTheTrophyWife |
Feb-16-09 03:24 PM |
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You can't be the 'Trophy Wife' and 'The Man' |
Debi |
Feb-16-09 04:10 PM |
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Oh trust me, I can be the man |
HarukaTheTrophyWife |
Feb-16-09 04:54 PM |
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Oh MY!! |
Debi |
Feb-16-09 05:06 PM |
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I gave my s/o one helluva lecture.... |
SacredCow |
Feb-16-09 03:33 PM |
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Upon deep reflection and much soul searching... |
LanternWaste |
Feb-16-09 03:59 PM |
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You should be, she's a total klutz |
HarukaTheTrophyWife |
Feb-16-09 04:55 PM |
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I thought you were my pal! |
LostinVA |
Feb-16-09 05:24 PM |
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Of course I am... |
LanternWaste |
Feb-16-09 06:16 PM |
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Honestly, one of the best pairs of scissors I ever had was a blue crayola pair |
HarukaTheTrophyWife |
Feb-16-09 07:31 PM |
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Well, she is a trophy wife, |
peacefreak |
Feb-16-09 04:08 PM |
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I already have a very nice set of German knives inherited from my dad |
HarukaTheTrophyWife |
Feb-16-09 04:56 PM |
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Do you put those in the dishwasher? |
peacefreak |
Feb-16-09 06:05 PM |
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Are you kidding me? I inherited them from my dad |
HarukaTheTrophyWife |
Feb-16-09 07:30 PM |
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I'd stick with her just on looks alone |
Wetzelbill |
Feb-16-09 07:50 PM |
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Actually, if you ignore the knife in the dishwasher, I'd make an awesome housewife |
HarukaTheTrophyWife |
Feb-16-09 07:58 PM |
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ok I'm sold |
Wetzelbill |
Feb-16-09 08:23 PM |
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You and your knives |
cboy4 |
Feb-17-09 03:09 AM |
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That's the knife I put in the dishwasher! |
HarukaTheTrophyWife |
Feb-17-09 06:46 AM |
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I figured that was the one. |
cboy4 |
Feb-17-09 06:51 AM |
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I am good |
HarukaTheTrophyWife |
Feb-17-09 07:38 AM |
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NOW you know why I'm so damned pissed! |
LostinVA |
Feb-17-09 07:39 AM |
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you and Haruka both need your asses kicked |
Skittles |
Feb-17-09 03:55 AM |
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Are you volunteering? |
LostinVA |
Feb-17-09 07:40 AM |
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any time, babes |
Skittles |
Feb-17-09 06:20 PM |
#137 |
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Haruuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuka Is In Trouble |
Parche |
Feb-17-09 06:54 PM |
#138 |
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