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patdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 07:48 PM
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9. Damn so many...so little time...okay one
Well when I was walking across a busy intersection when I was about 12 years old my under pants fell down exactly at the middle of the street. Someone waiting for the bus caty corner to my faux pax cried out....Is that yo pants honey child...and burst out in belly laughs while I spent those seconds trying to decide to either jump out and run like hell, or pull up and run like hell. Well the pull up and run like hell was the overriding decision and I ran and hid behind the closest building till my horrible embarassment waned.
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  -DU Sunday Night...Confessions Itascapark  Aug-10-03 07:28 PM   #0 
  - You would not believe were I managed to get sunburnt  TrogL   Aug-10-03 07:32 PM   #1 
  - That's we like to hear  Itascapark   Aug-10-03 07:34 PM   #2 
     - Not so far  TrogL   Aug-10-03 07:41 PM   #6 
     - Ah, bouns miles  Itascapark   Aug-10-03 07:43 PM   #8 
     - You got burnt on your flightpath?  geniph   Aug-10-03 08:54 PM   #36 
        - Oh, that's goood!  Itascapark   Aug-10-03 09:35 PM   #41 
     - OK, I have one.  undergroundrailroad   Aug-10-03 07:54 PM   #12 
        - Oh, the man is fine!!!!! child, FINE  Itascapark   Aug-10-03 07:56 PM   #15 
        - He is definitely HOT!  caledesi   Aug-10-03 08:41 PM   #33 
           - He must have, like, the most perfect head of hair  Itascapark   Aug-10-03 10:00 PM   #46 
  - Big confession from when I was very young...  caledesi   Aug-10-03 07:37 PM   #3 
  - Ah, when the fuzz come to damp your fun  Itascapark   Aug-10-03 07:40 PM   #5 
  - I'm watching "Billionaire Boys Club" on Court TV  disgruntella   Aug-10-03 07:38 PM   #4 
  - Where ever you go, there you are  Itascapark   Aug-10-03 07:43 PM   #7 
  - I was obsessed with the BBB Club's story  caledesi   Aug-10-03 08:40 PM   #32 
  - Damn so many...so little time...okay one  patdem   Aug-10-03 07:48 PM   #9 
  - Right there in the urban buff...  Itascapark   Aug-10-03 07:49 PM   #11 
     - Are you always cruel and unsual or selectively cruel and unsual?  patdem   Aug-10-03 07:59 PM   #18 
        - You're the tops  Itascapark   Aug-10-03 08:01 PM   #19 
  - I got busy in a Russian military school dorm!  KCDem   Aug-10-03 07:48 PM   #10 
  - I say, at every opportunity...  Itascapark   Aug-10-03 07:54 PM   #13 
     - Thanks, I like to think I did my part to bring about world peace.  KCDem   Aug-10-03 07:57 PM   #16 
  - I was once forced to leave the spa at a resort in San Diego  short bus president   Aug-10-03 07:55 PM   #14 
  - Well, I must say, any  Itascapark   Aug-10-03 07:58 PM   #17 
  - The whole ordeal is rather hazy  short bus president   Aug-10-03 08:06 PM   #22 
     - "Well  Itascapark   Aug-10-03 08:16 PM   #27 
  - You 'ho you. LOL! That is great!  caledesi   Aug-10-03 08:43 PM   #34 
     - I was naughty. I admit it.  short bus president   Aug-10-03 08:54 PM   #35 
        - Ahhhhhhhh.....  Itascapark   Aug-10-03 08:56 PM   #37 
           - Thank you!  short bus president   Aug-10-03 09:35 PM   #40 
              - Watch out for them bears brother  Itascapark   Aug-10-03 09:37 PM   #44 
  - I got kicked out of a very tacky bar..  SiobhanClancy   Aug-10-03 08:01 PM   #20 
  - I can relate to your fate  Itascapark   Aug-10-03 08:03 PM   #21 
  - I sometimes have sexual fantasies about women  ForrestGump   Aug-10-03 08:06 PM   #23 
  - the doctor will confess to a certain  Itascapark   Aug-10-03 08:12 PM   #25 
  - I can be sadistic  sasquatch   Aug-10-03 08:07 PM   #24 
  - A tickle a day, in the right hands, of course,  Itascapark   Aug-10-03 08:13 PM   #26 
  - I can't confess, it's too terrible. Nobody would understand!!!  JVS   Aug-10-03 08:26 PM   #28 
  - Oh, no, my fearful one  Itascapark   Aug-10-03 08:29 PM   #29 
     - I have a recurring dream  JVS   Aug-10-03 08:33 PM   #30 
        - Be happy that it's a "delicious"  Itascapark   Aug-10-03 08:37 PM   #31 
  - I bite and nibble  SOteric   Aug-10-03 09:11 PM   #38 
  - We all got'um  Itascapark   Aug-10-03 09:16 PM   #39 
  - Awww, I thought from the headline...  Armstead   Aug-10-03 09:36 PM   #42 
  - I know. I should write subject lines for GD  SOteric   Aug-10-03 09:39 PM   #45 
  - Bah! Minor quibble over manners, that.  short bus president   Aug-10-03 09:37 PM   #43 
  - Not again!  Lady Freedom   Aug-10-03 10:41 PM   #47 
  - Every week at around this time  Itascapark   Aug-10-03 10:43 PM   #48 
     - No thanks.  Lady Freedom   Aug-10-03 10:47 PM   #49 
        - OK...we'll be here if you cahnge you're mind  Itascapark   Aug-10-03 10:49 PM   #50 
  - I can't take it anymore! AHHHHHHHHHH!  Lady Freedom   Aug-10-03 11:39 PM   #51 
  - No worries here  Itascapark   Aug-10-03 11:41 PM   #52 
  - Whew!  Booberdawg   Aug-11-03 02:11 AM   #53 
     - So Iowa, eh?  Itascapark   Aug-11-03 02:23 AM   #54 
        - Yes, born and raised n/t  Booberdawg   Aug-11-03 02:33 AM   #55 
  - Hi Itascapark! I see your still broadcasting atop Times Square.  undergroundrailroad   Aug-11-03 02:42 AM   #56 
  - Thanks! Yup  Itascapark   Aug-11-03 02:43 AM   #57 
  - First of all, Doctor, thanks for liberating Lady Freedom. It was getting  Aristus   Aug-11-03 09:50 AM   #58 
     - me in a tank with three guys?  Lady Freedom   Aug-11-03 10:15 AM   #59 
        - Only place to really stretch out is on top of the turret.  Aristus   Aug-11-03 10:20 AM   #60 
           - Pool party that is tame! It must have been...  Lady Freedom   Aug-11-03 11:40 PM   #61 
 

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