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Wed Feb-04-09 08:15 AM
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| 31. Q: What's the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? |
| -"no matter the question jesus is the answer" |
Ava |
Feb-03-09 10:05 PM |
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It takes Jesus licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? |
ghostsofgiants |
Feb-03-09 10:07 PM |
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apparently |
Ava |
Feb-03-09 10:08 PM |
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Jesus let the dogs out? |
ghostsofgiants |
Feb-03-09 10:18 PM |
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Whooooo are you? Who Who? Who Who? |
Ava |
Feb-03-09 10:24 PM |
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I am Jesus? Jesus Jesus? Jesus Jesus? |
ghostsofgiants |
Feb-03-09 10:27 PM |
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... me I'd go the potty humor route. |
DarkTirade |
Feb-03-09 10:11 PM |
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You're going to hell on the bullet train. |
RevolutionaryActs |
Feb-03-09 10:12 PM |
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Woohoo, crank up the speed! |
DarkTirade |
Feb-03-09 10:17 PM |
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I was *this* close |
RevolutionaryActs |
Feb-03-09 10:18 PM |
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Are you saying that Jesus aint your copilot? |
PaddyBlueEyes |
Feb-03-09 10:19 PM |
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*snort* |
RevolutionaryActs |
Feb-03-09 10:24 PM |
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No wonder I didn't get into MIT |
EastTennesseeDem |
Feb-03-09 10:12 PM |
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Why didnt Kurt Warner win the Super Bowl?? |
PaddyBlueEyes |
Feb-03-09 10:18 PM |
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"Does that mean Jesus hates his favorite fundie QB?" |
Ava |
Feb-03-09 10:23 PM |
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Troy Polamalu's known to be a devout Christian, as well |
Frank Cannon |
Feb-04-09 04:03 AM |
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Guess that answers the "Who was the second JFK shooter?" question then. |
flvegan |
Feb-03-09 10:25 PM |
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you already were anyways |
Ava |
Feb-03-09 10:26 PM |
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Originally, Satan wouldn't take me. |
flvegan |
Feb-03-09 10:28 PM |
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I though he didnt want you |
PaddyBlueEyes |
Feb-03-09 10:31 PM |
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That's the real reason. |
flvegan |
Feb-03-09 10:34 PM |
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Nice post Alistair Crowley. |
Danger Mouse |
Feb-03-09 10:29 PM |
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Who cut the cheese? |
Jamastiene |
Feb-03-09 11:35 PM |
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Well, I can tell you that no less an authority than Wesley Willis agrees with that sign: |
nomorenomore08 |
Feb-04-09 03:02 AM |
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E=MC2 Jesus. Who'd of thunk?... |
Robeson |
Feb-04-09 03:12 AM |
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I found a mixed animal in the woods. What could it possiblty be? |
XemaSab |
Feb-04-09 03:16 AM |
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I believe this man disagrees with you. |
rcrush |
Feb-04-09 03:50 AM |
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Apparently Jesus hates gay marriage |
MajorChode |
Feb-04-09 06:06 AM |
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omg, some "christians. . ." |
Bertha Venation |
Feb-04-09 07:46 AM |
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LOL |
LynzM |
Feb-04-09 07:47 AM |
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I thought the answer was 42. |
MissMillie |
Feb-04-09 07:51 AM |
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Yes, but 42 = Jesus. |
Iggo |
Feb-04-09 12:02 PM |
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Q: What's the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? |
Deep13 |
Feb-04-09 08:15 AM |
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African or European? |
guitar man |
Feb-04-09 09:12 AM |
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Jesus. nt |
Deep13 |
Feb-04-09 09:14 AM |
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Welll that certainly puts a damper on watching Jeopardy! |
meegbear |
Feb-04-09 08:47 AM |
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'The categories are Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus and Jesus' |
BurtWorm |
Feb-04-09 11:17 AM |
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"no matter the question Clinton Tyree/Rhett Butler/ Mr. Darcy is the answer" |
raccoon |
Feb-04-09 08:48 AM |
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The answer is 42 |
MissHoneychurch |
Feb-04-09 08:50 AM |
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"no matter the question jesus is the answer" |
Strong Atheist |
Feb-04-09 08:51 AM |
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Who's Madonna dating these days? Jesus! |
SOteric |
Feb-04-09 08:52 AM |
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So Jesus wanted me to be a heathen Jew? |
TZ |
Feb-04-09 08:53 AM |
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So was He |
Sebastian Doyle |
Feb-04-09 01:51 PM |
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That *is* hilarious |
Richardo |
Feb-04-09 08:57 AM |
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hehe |
guitar man |
Feb-04-09 09:17 AM |
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When will I receive my tax refund check? |
LeftinOH |
Feb-04-09 09:25 AM |
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Who should be the Red Sox starting catcher? |
SoxFan |
Feb-04-09 09:32 AM |
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Varitek |
Upton |
Feb-04-09 09:46 AM |
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Science before superstition |
Upton |
Feb-04-09 09:36 AM |
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So Jesus had my car keys this morning? |
MountainLaurel |
Feb-04-09 10:00 AM |
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I wondered who broke into my car! |
montanto |
Feb-04-09 10:07 AM |
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I wondered who let their dog shit in my yard without cleaning it up. |
montanto |
Feb-04-09 10:09 AM |
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you know what? this really solves a lot of |
montanto |
Feb-04-09 10:13 AM |
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If I had known that back in the '60's, I would have passed all my exams and |
old mark |
Feb-04-09 10:44 AM |
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why are you such an asshole? jesus. why are you such a bigot? jesus. |
La Lioness Priyanka |
Feb-04-09 10:52 AM |
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Who is the anti-christ??? n/t |
Arger68 |
Feb-04-09 11:12 AM |
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Maybe you can help me with my homework then! |
lightningandsnow |
Feb-04-09 11:36 AM |
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what syrup do you want on your pancakes? |
NuttyFluffers |
Feb-04-09 11:40 AM |
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You're laughing, but it isn't far from the truth in their world... |
SacredCow |
Feb-04-09 11:58 AM |
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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Jesus. |
Initech |
Feb-04-09 01:10 PM |
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Poor Jesus. |
FloridaJudy |
Feb-04-09 01:32 PM |
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Reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw a while back... |
DarkTirade |
Feb-04-09 03:43 PM |
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So Jesus is responsible for my feminine itch? |
Hell Hath No Fury |
Feb-04-09 01:45 PM |
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To quote a Frank Zappa song: Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk. |
edbermac |
Feb-04-09 01:47 PM |
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Who is Matty and Philipe Alou's brother? |
bif |
Feb-04-09 01:55 PM |
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And if Boog Powell married Moises Alou..... |
Manifestor_of_Light |
Feb-05-09 10:54 PM |
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"Who loves the gayz?" Jesus. |
Lex |
Feb-04-09 01:56 PM |
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What's for dinner? |
catzies |
Feb-04-09 02:00 PM |
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Is Jesus the "Leader" from "The Simpsons" by any chance? |
Initech |
Feb-04-09 02:02 PM |
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I don't know, but Jesus made Steve Guttenberg a star. |
Left Is Write |
Feb-04-09 03:39 PM |
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Save me Jeebus!!!! |
Initech |
Feb-04-09 04:36 PM |
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I can think of a good many questions that some people would NOT want answered with "Jesus." |
Left Is Write |
Feb-04-09 03:39 PM |
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Who was the most influential fictional person ever? -nt |
Commie Pinko Dirtbag |
Feb-04-09 03:42 PM |
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Jesus is like the Christian version of Chuck Norris |
no name no slogan |
Feb-04-09 03:51 PM |
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Chuck Norris... |
Nevernose |
Feb-05-09 10:56 PM |
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To quote one of my favorite bumperstickers |
FloridaJudy |
Feb-04-09 04:06 PM |
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But sometimes you don't wan't the answer to be "Jesus". |
deucemagnet |
Feb-04-09 04:13 PM |
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Heh, my friends and I used to laugh about that when we were kids |
Cabcere |
Feb-04-09 04:14 PM |
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Bob Kelso sure is going to be pissed |
crimsonblue |
Feb-04-09 04:55 PM |
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That would make for a mighty boring game show channel. nt |
woo me with science |
Feb-05-09 09:35 PM |
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Makes me cringe too. And Jesus isn't always the answer. Sometimes |
GreenPartyVoter |
Feb-05-09 10:47 PM |
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well, if you aren't paying attention in Sunday School and get called on... |
CreekDog |
Feb-05-09 10:49 PM |
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what should i wear tomorrow? |
SPKrazy |
Feb-05-09 10:51 PM |
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that might be uncomfotable |
PaddyBlueEyes |
Feb-05-09 10:52 PM |
#81 |
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