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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 09:05 PM
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29. Is This A Haiku?
So, Michael Phelps smokes fucking dope.
Why should anyone fucking care?
Because, he doesn't fucking share!

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  -So, Michael Phelps smokes fucking dope. Why should anyone fucking care? Redstone  Feb-02-09 05:06 PM   #0 
  - I couldn't agree more. I don't like pot at all (tried it in college) but this has to be  Mike 03   Feb-02-09 05:07 PM   #1 
  - Point of order  bicentennial_baby   Feb-02-09 05:08 PM   #2 
  - People say the same thing about alcohol  ProudToBeBlueInRhody   Feb-02-09 05:12 PM   #6 
  - Sorry, BB, I can't agree. I've been driving for almost 40 years, almost 2 million miles,  Redstone   Feb-02-09 05:13 PM   #7 
  - I don't think it's advisable to drive stoned, but there's a reason why alcohol is more dangerous  Hippo_Tron   Feb-02-09 11:10 PM   #35 
  - Amen.  emilyg   Feb-02-09 11:21 PM   #37 
  - well i know someone who is an excellent drunk driver (no, i am NOT joking)  La Lioness Priyanka   Feb-02-09 05:19 PM   #10 
  - I didn't care when this guy was swimming either  ProudToBeBlueInRhody   Feb-02-09 05:09 PM   #3 
  - A tragically bad decision  underpants   Feb-02-09 05:10 PM   #4 
  - Oh, yeah, imagine that lung capacity: Your stash is GONE!  Redstone   Feb-02-09 05:15 PM   #8 
  - Now We Know Why Someone Outed Him  Yavin4   Feb-02-09 09:07 PM   #30 
  - If a coke freak can become president, and a fat junkie can be king of AM radio...  MajorChode   Feb-02-09 05:10 PM   #5 
  - I agree  KitchenWitch   Feb-02-09 05:16 PM   #9 
  - +1  Tuesday Afternoon   Feb-03-09 10:37 AM   #41 
  - A morning radio personality (local) was going postal about Phelps this morning  MorningGlow   Feb-02-09 05:23 PM   #11 
  - I'm angry and I have a microphone  ProudToBeBlueInRhody   Feb-02-09 05:32 PM   #12 
  - True--and not only that  MorningGlow   Feb-02-09 05:35 PM   #13 
  - A rock station?!  KamaAina   Feb-02-09 08:40 PM   #26 
     - Reminds me of Bill Hicks:  nomorenomore08   Feb-02-09 10:17 PM   #32 
     - I know, right?  MorningGlow   Feb-03-09 10:26 AM   #39 
  - "That's just like driving drunk."  HiFructosePronSyrup   Feb-02-09 05:44 PM   #14 
  - I agree, for the most part.  Celeborn Skywalker   Feb-02-09 06:50 PM   #19 
  - Hence my caution about driving when stoned.  Redstone   Feb-02-09 08:37 PM   #23 
  - When I'm stoned, I'm more relaxed and more cautious.  Hanse   Feb-02-09 11:48 PM   #38 
  - Oh, sure it doesn't. Hey, I'm a child of the 1950s and 1960s, so I know from drugs.  Redstone   Feb-02-09 08:34 PM   #21 
  - I disagree 100%. It isn't like driving under the influence of alcohol,  Shell Beau   Feb-03-09 10:55 AM   #42 
  - I think your arguments would be more persuasive if you wrote "fucking" a few more times  Bucky   Feb-02-09 05:53 PM   #15 
  - lol. i think either is not very good but your post is very funny  La Lioness Priyanka   Feb-02-09 05:54 PM   #16 
  - ...And have someone hit you from behind because you braked too soon. Sorry, lame  Redstone   Feb-02-09 08:36 PM   #22 
  - At the very least, he has nothing to apologize for.  Mike 03   Feb-02-09 06:04 PM   #17 
  - I don't fucking care!!!!!!!!  coffeenap   Feb-02-09 06:47 PM   #18 
  - Hello back to you, sweets. Hope all is well for you these days.  Redstone   Feb-02-09 08:39 PM   #24 
  - But think of the children! He's a role model to them!  Giant Robot   Feb-02-09 07:35 PM   #20 
  - I don't like this "role model" business  alarimer   Feb-02-09 08:57 PM   #28 
  - To paraphrase Abe Lincoln when he was told that Gen. Grant drank,  KamaAina   Feb-02-09 08:39 PM   #25 
  - a guy who wins 8 gold medals should tell the world to go fuck itself.  KG   Feb-02-09 08:41 PM   #27 
  - Is This A Haiku?  Yavin4   Feb-02-09 09:05 PM   #29 
  - Total non-story.  Withywindle   Feb-02-09 10:04 PM   #31 
  - Even the World Anti-Doping Agency (!) wouldn't care unless he was in competition.  Sheets of Easter   Feb-02-09 10:33 PM   #33 
  - Well, if he hadn't been such a lazy cheetos-munching pothead, he could have  petronius   Feb-02-09 10:59 PM   #34 
  - Nobody should care.  Lucian   Feb-02-09 11:19 PM   #36 
  - I care about as much as I care about Jessica Simpson's weight  skygazer   Feb-03-09 10:30 AM   #40 

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