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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-09 11:21 PM
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10. I woulda told her to stick her keyboard up her...
... hmm. If she doesn't know what one kind is then she probably wouldn't know the other.
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  -I just had a customer who did not know what a colon is. (Punctuation, not body part.) primate1  Jan-09-09 11:05 PM   #0 
  - Reading things like this make me want to go out and french kiss my tailpipe.  GOPisEvil   Jan-09-09 11:07 PM   #1 
  - I told her to type a colon after HTTP and she aked me to spell it.  primate1   Jan-09-09 11:09 PM   #3 
     - I wouldn't even know how to describe a colon to someone.  GOPisEvil   Jan-09-09 11:11 PM   #4 
        - "Two dots, on on top of the other" is the only possible explanation.  primate1   Jan-09-09 11:16 PM   #6 
           - Wouldn't it be nice to dispatch a team to remove her computer and internet access?  GOPisEvil   Jan-09-09 11:20 PM   #8 
  - He must have been one of the following:  Shell Beau   Jan-09-09 11:09 PM   #2 
  - She, but yeah, not the sharpest knife.  primate1   Jan-09-09 11:12 PM   #5 
  - If she didn't know something with an obscure name like an ampersand or a tilde I might understand...  DarkTirade   Jan-09-09 11:18 PM   #7 
     - I know!  primate1   Jan-09-09 11:20 PM   #9 
        - I woulda told her to stick her keyboard up her...  DarkTirade   Jan-09-09 11:21 PM   #10 
 

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