Reply #14: hrmph.

[Whitacre D_WI]

1. I play string, key, drum, wind. I mean literally -- ask RandomKoolzip, dolo amber, or Short Bus. I play one string, one drum, etc.

I sing. Ha ha ha ha, I know "that's what you call singing?" Buggers, the lot of you.

I use recorder-thing (or, as the frighteningly egotistical call it, "produce"). Sometimes I don't stop and start at the right times.

I write bad songs about bad people doing bad things.

2. My influences are easily discernable with a single listening of the crappy music I make. Anybody who's heard wanna take a crack at it?

3. I have some black. I prefer to wear my denim suit, though. Or my gold lame suit (the lack of an accent is intentional). Nonetheless, I'm way cooler than you nimrods.


on edit: Check http://www.whoisalhedges.com for the skinny on my rock and/or roll.