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| 86. You want to be a cheerleader? |
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Ha, get on the field, grab a hammer or a flaming chain saw, and.... http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=353&aid= |
| -I failed cheerleading school. |
philboy |
Dec-21-08 06:28 PM |
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they banished me from cheerleading |
datasuspect |
Dec-21-08 06:31 PM |
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I'M SO PUMPED!!!!!!!! |
rcrush |
Dec-21-08 06:32 PM |
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Ya pore bastid. |
trof |
Dec-21-08 06:32 PM |
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Join the club. |
DuStrange |
Dec-21-08 06:33 PM |
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FUCK TO YOU THE ENEMY TEAM |
datasuspect |
Dec-21-08 06:37 PM |
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WE WILL ACCUMULATE MORE POINTS THAN YOU... |
DuStrange |
Dec-21-08 06:40 PM |
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WE WILL SLAY THE CHILDREN OF THE OPPONENT |
datasuspect |
Dec-21-08 06:41 PM |
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WE WILL LOFT THE HEAD OF THE OPPOSING COACH UPON OUR STAFF OF VICTORY. |
DuStrange |
Dec-21-08 06:43 PM |
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THE ENEMY TEAM WILL BECOME OUR SORROW VASSALS |
datasuspect |
Dec-21-08 06:44 PM |
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HELL, WE WILL LOFT THE STAFF OF THE OPPOSING COACH UPON OUR STAFF OF VICTORY |
Oregonian |
Dec-22-08 12:41 PM |
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THE LARGER NUMBER WILL BE DISPLAYED ON OUR SIDE OF THE SCOREBOARD |
philboy |
Dec-21-08 06:43 PM |
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THE WOMAN OF THE ENEMY TEAM WILL WAIL AND GNASH THEIR TEETH |
datasuspect |
Dec-21-08 06:45 PM |
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YOUR PROTECTIVE FACEMASKS WILL DO LITTLE TO HIDE YOUR TEARS OF HUMILIATION |
philboy |
Dec-21-08 06:49 PM |
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THE ENEMY TEAM WILL CRAWL PROSTRATE TO THE LAKE OF FIRE |
datasuspect |
Dec-21-08 06:50 PM |
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YOUR CHIN STRAPS WILL QUIVER WILL GREAT SORROW. |
DuStrange |
Dec-21-08 06:50 PM |
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THE ENEMY TEAM WILL HAVE GALL TO EAT AND VINEGAR TO DRINK |
datasuspect |
Dec-21-08 06:51 PM |
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YOUR JOCKSTRAPS WILL SHRINK FROM THE MOISTNESS OF YOUR SHAME |
philboy |
Dec-21-08 06:52 PM |
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ouch! |
skooooo |
Dec-27-08 03:21 PM |
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THE LIMIT EVEN OF THE SQUARE OF YOUR SCORE STILL WILL NOT APPROACH OUR UNAUGMENTED VALUE |
Rabrrrrrr |
Dec-21-08 06:56 PM |
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YOU WILL KNOW THE FLAVOR OF HUMILIATION |
datasuspect |
Dec-21-08 06:57 PM |
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YOU ARE THE 1 IN THE EULER'S EQUATION OF SCORING IN THIS COMPETITIVE SCORE-KEEPING SPORT ACTIVITY |
Rabrrrrrr |
Dec-21-08 06:57 PM |
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THE SHAME OF DEFEAT WILL ENCASE YOUR HONOR IN SUFFERING |
datasuspect |
Dec-21-08 06:59 PM |
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THOUGH THE NUMBER OF POINTS YOU ACQUIRE WILL NOT BE POSITIVE... |
DuStrange |
Dec-21-08 07:02 PM |
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ALL YOUR WOMEN ARE BELONG TO US. n/t |
madeline_con |
Dec-21-08 06:54 PM |
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ESCHEW VIOLENCE! PLAY NICELY! |
MineralMan |
Dec-22-08 08:29 AM |
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PRIMUM ET DECEM EST, RURSUM AGENDUM EST! DETRACTUM! |
sarge43 |
Dec-23-08 06:39 AM |
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YOUR CITY WILL BURN BECAUSE YOU HAVE LOST IN SHAME |
philboy |
Dec-21-08 06:46 PM |
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Next time try the "Rickety Rackety Ree" cheer. |
trof |
Dec-21-08 06:48 PM |
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I used to cheer "BREAK HIS FUCKING BACK WITH AN ILLEGAL MOVE! FUCK EM!!!" |
Rabrrrrrr |
Dec-21-08 06:50 PM |
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I think that kind of behavior is over the line. |
DuStrange |
Dec-21-08 06:52 PM |
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pics |
bobbydem |
Dec-21-08 06:57 PM |
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Picture that I took of philboy as a cheerleader: |
elshiva |
Dec-21-08 09:12 PM |
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THE SOUND OF YOUR BROKEN BODY WILL BE HEARD LIKE A THUNDERCLAP ACROSS THE VALLEY OF THE SISSIES |
philboy |
Dec-21-08 06:57 PM |
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AND EVEN IF YOU SCORE MORE POINTS THAN US... |
DuStrange |
Dec-21-08 07:04 PM |
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Hahahahaahahah |
redqueen |
Dec-27-08 03:25 PM |
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It's the legs, phil, it's the legs. |
rug |
Dec-21-08 06:57 PM |
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AS WE RIP THE SKIN OFF YOUR WOMEN WITH RAZOR WIRE AND TOSS THEIR CARCASSES INTO THE PIT OF DESPAIR, |
Rabrrrrrr |
Dec-21-08 07:02 PM |
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WE WILL DRAW AND QUARTER THE ENEMY UNTIL THEY KNOW THE NAME OF JUSTICE |
datasuspect |
Dec-21-08 07:03 PM |
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TONIGHT YOUR BLOOD SHALL FLOW ANKLE DEEP ON THIS FIELD OF BATTLE AND VENGEANCE |
Rabrrrrrr |
Dec-21-08 07:05 PM |
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WE WILL INVOKE THE SPIRIT OF VLAD TEPES AND IMPALE THE ENEMY UPON STAKES OF HUMILIATION |
datasuspect |
Dec-21-08 07:07 PM |
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AS THE CHAINSAW OF JUSTICE CLEAVES YOU IN TWAIN, WE SHALL DRINK DEEP OF YOUR ICHOR |
Rabrrrrrr |
Dec-21-08 07:10 PM |
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WE WILL DRAW DEEP FROM THE FIGHTING SPIRIT OF OUR ANCESTORS |
datasuspect |
Dec-21-08 07:12 PM |
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THE SUN SHALL RISE TOMORROW ON YOUR BLOATING CARCASSES WHILE WE MERRILY DRINK VICTORY MEED |
Rabrrrrrr |
Dec-21-08 07:17 PM |
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YES!!! we have a winnah! |
SidneyCarton |
Dec-22-08 02:49 PM |
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NO PRISONERS! NO FUCKING PRISONERS! |
sarge43 |
Dec-23-08 06:55 AM |
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ALL THREE!!! |
Radical Activist |
Dec-28-08 09:27 AM |
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OUR DEFENSIVE LINE SHALL CAUSE YOU SUCH CONSTERNATION AS TO DRIVE YOU TO INATTENTIVENESS! |
Rabrrrrrr |
Dec-21-08 07:06 PM |
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OUR GAME PLAN WILL CAUSE SUCH ANGUISH... |
DuStrange |
Dec-21-08 07:13 PM |
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WOTAN HATH PLACED A HARD HEART IN MY BREAST |
datasuspect |
Dec-21-08 07:15 PM |
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ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS... |
DuStrange |
Dec-21-08 07:29 PM |
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BY THE THIRD QUARTER YOU WILL BE MUCH MORE TIRED THAN YOU ARE NOW! |
Rabrrrrrr |
Dec-21-08 07:16 PM |
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THE LAST THING YOU NEED RIGHT NOW, BUDDY, IS THIS SHIV IN YOUR URETHRA, SO BACK OFF! |
Rabrrrrrr |
Dec-21-08 07:07 PM |
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Locking. Excessive use of ALL CAPS. |
trof |
Dec-21-08 07:09 PM |
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I WILL DISCONNECT YOUR BONES |
datasuspect |
Dec-21-08 07:09 PM |
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I first read that as : I WILL DISCONNECT YOUR BONGS |
Oregonian |
Dec-21-08 08:58 PM |
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ouch |
Tuesday Afternoon |
Dec-22-08 11:58 AM |
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FROM THE UNHOLY THROBBING OF YOUR TENNIS ELBOW, YOU SHALL NEVER DRAW SUCCOR! |
Rabrrrrrr |
Dec-21-08 07:11 PM |
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THE MODERATORS QUAKE FROM OUR EXUBERANT CAPITALIZATION. |
DuStrange |
Dec-21-08 07:18 PM |
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I AM A FOLLOW OF PHILLBOY, THE CHEERLEADER. I SHALL DESTROY ANYTHING IN HIS WAY. |
Rabrrrrrr |
Dec-21-08 07:23 PM |
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PHILBOY THE CHEERLEADER IS LORD OF ALL THE LAND. |
DuStrange |
Dec-21-08 07:25 PM |
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PHILBOY IS MY LORD LIEGE AND I PLACE MY HONOR BENEATH HIS HALLOWED SCEPTER |
datasuspect |
Dec-21-08 07:27 PM |
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Best.Thread.Ever. |
Iggo |
Dec-21-08 07:30 PM |
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DO YOUR BEST AND HAVE FUN! PARTICIPATION IS THE IMPORTANT THING! |
Oregonian |
Dec-21-08 08:59 PM |
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....... |
elshiva |
Dec-21-08 09:09 PM |
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This thread..it scares me |
turtlensue |
Dec-21-08 09:13 PM |
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See, that's the thing. |
DuStrange |
Dec-21-08 09:15 PM |
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I actually heard this cheer by female cheerleaders for girls basketball: |
undeterred |
Dec-22-08 12:02 PM |
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I recall that one as: U-G-L-Y, You ain't got no alibi, You're Ugly! Hey Hey, You're Ugly! |
Oregonian |
Dec-22-08 12:52 PM |
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YOUR TEAM CONSISTS OF PHYSICALLY UNATTRACTIVE SPECIMENS! |
DuStrange |
Dec-22-08 12:56 PM |
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YOUR COUNTENANCE IS BIOLOGICALLY DISPLEASING TO ALL HUMANITY DUE TO ITS LACK OF SYMMETRY |
Oregonian |
Dec-22-08 01:00 PM |
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WE WILL MAKE YOU FUMBLE THE BALL IN FRONT OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND, RENDERING YOU SEXUALLY DYSFUNCTIONAL . |
philboy |
Dec-22-08 08:16 AM |
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WE WILL POINT AT YOUR DANGLY BITS AND LAUGH LOUDLY... |
DuStrange |
Dec-22-08 09:59 AM |
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Prozac. |
turtlensue |
Dec-22-08 10:01 AM |
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SOON, YOUR TESTES WILL SHRIVEL TO THE SIZE OF RAISINS |
Oregonian |
Dec-22-08 10:59 AM |
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The last one is my favorite. |
zanne |
Dec-22-08 10:02 AM |
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Please. Don't. Stop. |
motely36 |
Dec-22-08 10:05 AM |
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OUR TEAM WILL MARCH TO VICTORY... |
DuStrange |
Dec-22-08 10:17 AM |
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LOL Would you feel better if I asked my cheerleaders to use them? |
GreenPartyVoter |
Dec-22-08 10:15 AM |
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WE WILL DUNK THE BALL WITH SUCH FORCE AND TERROR... |
DuStrange |
Dec-22-08 10:25 AM |
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holy shit this thread is funny... |
jasonc |
Dec-22-08 10:20 AM |
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BEHOLD THE NUMBERS! YOU WILL FIND IT EASIER |
northernlights |
Dec-22-08 10:29 AM |
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YOUR QUIVERING SERVES ONLY TO NOURISH OUR DESIRE... |
DuStrange |
Dec-22-08 10:47 AM |
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They just looked at me like I had sprouted horns. |
Pacifist Patriot |
Dec-22-08 10:35 AM |
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Heres one I thought up in the shower just now... |
jasonc |
Dec-22-08 10:55 AM |
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YOUR SHAMPOO CLEANSES YOUR FOLLICLES... |
DuStrange |
Dec-22-08 11:07 AM |
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THE TIGHTNESS OF YOUR UNIFORM ONLY SERVES TO ACCENTUATE YOUR FEMININE BUTTOCKS. |
philboy |
Dec-22-08 11:01 AM |
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WITH SOCKS IN YOUR JOCKS YOUR SUPERIORITY ROCKS!!! |
JustABozoOnThisBus |
Dec-22-08 11:53 AM |
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Short but sweet... |
turtlensue |
Dec-22-08 12:55 PM |
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Don't let it bring you down |
RandomThoughts |
Dec-22-08 01:00 PM |
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VANQUISH THE ENEMIES. DRIVE THEM BEFORE YOU AND HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF THE WOMEN. |
lumberjack_jeff |
Dec-22-08 02:55 PM |
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... |
RandomThoughts |
Dec-22-08 03:08 PM |
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You want to be a cheerleader? |
RandomThoughts |
Dec-22-08 03:09 PM |
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I knew I would catch crap for this post |
RandomThoughts |
Dec-22-08 03:15 PM |
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I remember that scene. |
DuStrange |
Dec-22-08 09:40 PM |
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Fluffy fuzzy softness goo goo a go go! |
philboy |
Dec-22-08 04:52 PM |
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KICK THAT PIGSKIN STRAIGHT AND FAR. MAKE A FEEL GOLE!!! |
philboy |
Dec-22-08 04:59 PM |
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THROW THE BALL IN SUCH A MANNER THAT YOUR TEAMMATE CAN CATCH IT! |
philboy |
Dec-22-08 05:01 PM |
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RUN WITH THE BALL UNTIL YOU ARE ALMOST OUT OF BREATH! |
philboy |
Dec-22-08 05:03 PM |
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MAKE STRANGE GRUNTING NOISES TO FRIGHTEN THE OTHER GUYS INTO SUBMISSION! |
philboy |
Dec-22-08 05:07 PM |
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CONGRATULATE YOUR TEAMMATE BY SLAPPING HIM FORCEFULLY ON THE BUTTOCKS! |
philboy |
Dec-22-08 05:13 PM |
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DONT HIT THEM HARD, WE DONT WANT THEM TO FALL DOWN!!!! |
LSK |
Dec-22-08 05:42 PM |
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I guess you'll never be President, then |
KamaAina |
Dec-22-08 06:59 PM |
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YOUR ANGUISHED RENDING OF CLOTHING IN DEFEAT WILL ONLY CAUSE US TO LAUGH AT YOUR NAKEDNESS |
Oregonian |
Dec-22-08 11:04 PM |
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I never wanted to be a cheerleader. |
lizzy |
Dec-22-08 11:33 PM |
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Kick |
krispos42 |
Dec-23-08 04:12 AM |
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I also failed cheerleading. |
quantessd |
Dec-23-08 04:33 AM |
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A classic |
sarge43 |
Dec-23-08 06:46 AM |
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40 YEARS FROM NOW, YOU WILL BE DRUNK IN A DIVE BAR, BORING YOUNG WOMEN... |
philboy |
Dec-23-08 07:25 AM |
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Deleted |
sarge43 |
Dec-23-08 08:20 AM |
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The real reason philboy didn't make the team |
sarge43 |
Dec-23-08 08:20 AM |
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Behold, the thread of Philboy, the Cheerleader has garnered many DUzys! |
DuStrange |
Dec-27-08 03:05 PM |
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sound like good cheers to me.. |
skooooo |
Dec-27-08 03:20 PM |
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WOE BETIDE WILL THE ENEMY BE |
datasuspect |
Dec-27-08 04:21 PM |
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Lusty Shafts of our Conquering? |
DuStrange |
Dec-27-08 10:54 PM |
#112 |
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.... |
Scooter24 |
Dec-28-08 09:01 AM |
#113 |
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Those acedemic types only appreciate it if it is iambic pentameter |
underpants |
Dec-28-08 09:34 AM |
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WE'RE GOING TO BE YOUR BOSS!!! WE'RE GOING TO BE YOUR BOSS!!! |
underpants |
Dec-28-08 09:38 AM |
#116 |
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