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Fri Dec-12-08 09:33 AM
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| 31. My handwriting is nearly illegible |
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The chicken has gone beyond being arthritic and is now suffering from epileptic seizures.
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| -Post an embarrassing but low-priority confession. Here's mine: |
Orrex |
Dec-11-08 10:20 PM |
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When I talk |
flvegan |
Dec-11-08 10:23 PM |
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Jeremy Clarkson hates you for that as well. |
mainegreen |
Dec-11-08 10:44 PM |
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No |
flvegan |
Dec-11-08 10:45 PM |
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I am actually a bit embarrassed that you guys watch Top Gear |
billyskank |
Dec-12-08 05:04 PM |
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We watched the rerun of the Deep South episode last night |
MorningGlow |
Dec-12-08 07:05 PM |
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As long as you say "rubbish!" as often as possible |
MorningGlow |
Dec-12-08 07:04 PM |
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I lie about my age so often... |
Chan790 |
Dec-11-08 10:27 PM |
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Why on earth would you do such a thing? |
Bucky |
Dec-12-08 06:47 PM |
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Um... |
Chan790 |
Dec-12-08 07:03 PM |
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You bring up an even better question |
Bucky |
Dec-12-08 07:28 PM |
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What can I say... |
Chan790 |
Dec-12-08 07:58 PM |
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Dude, we're dudes! |
Bucky |
Dec-12-08 08:04 PM |
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My living room is a disaster. |
LeftyMom |
Dec-11-08 10:29 PM |
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I can never remember |
FloridaJudy |
Dec-11-08 10:29 PM |
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I have a normal voice |
MrScorpio |
Dec-11-08 10:32 PM |
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I can't tell my left from my right without holding up my hands to |
mcctatas |
Dec-11-08 10:32 PM |
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Me too! |
Chan790 |
Dec-11-08 10:34 PM |
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Doh! |
mcctatas |
Dec-11-08 10:37 PM |
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hand on heart |
oshyposhy |
Dec-11-08 10:39 PM |
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Whose hand on whose heart? |
Orrex |
Dec-11-08 10:43 PM |
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my hand |
oshyposhy |
Dec-11-08 10:50 PM |
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your second post and already we're telling secrets?! |
mcctatas |
Dec-11-08 10:52 PM |
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pffft |
oshyposhy |
Dec-11-08 10:54 PM |
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when you post there is a little thing right above the |
mcctatas |
Dec-11-08 10:55 PM |
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And we try not to use the phrase 'insert them by hand' unless absolutely necessary |
Orrex |
Dec-11-08 10:57 PM |
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thank goodness |
oshyposhy |
Dec-11-08 11:05 PM |
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liar... |
mcctatas |
Dec-11-08 11:06 PM |
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Shhh! She's new--I don't want her to be freaked out |
Orrex |
Dec-11-08 11:07 PM |
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*claps hands* |
oshyposhy |
Dec-11-08 11:16 PM |
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oh fer fucks sake! |
mcctatas |
Dec-11-08 10:45 PM |
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Hi, oshyposhy! |
CaliforniaPeggy |
Dec-11-08 10:45 PM |
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My wife is just as bad. |
mainegreen |
Dec-11-08 10:45 PM |
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I can't remember my own phone number |
mokawanis |
Dec-12-08 05:22 PM |
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I need to carry my |
TheCentepedeShoes |
Dec-12-08 06:19 PM |
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I'm deathly afraid of public restrooms. |
rcrush |
Dec-11-08 10:34 PM |
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I spend a lot of time in my head |
Inchworm |
Dec-11-08 10:55 PM |
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I name my colds and flus like Hurricanes. |
PeterU |
Dec-12-08 09:23 AM |
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Don't be naming your nasty ass colds after my beauty Bella! |
Shell Beau |
Dec-12-08 07:59 PM |
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I have an embarrassingly poor sense of direction. |
SOteric |
Dec-12-08 09:30 AM |
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That's me, too |
last_texas_dem |
Dec-12-08 01:53 PM |
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I don't like jazz. |
Deep13 |
Dec-12-08 09:32 AM |
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I'm a closeted Justin Timberlake fan. |
BlueIris |
Dec-12-08 09:33 AM |
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My handwriting is nearly illegible |
BlueDogDemocratNH |
Dec-12-08 09:33 AM |
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Whenever I work with tools that involve turning or unscrewing something |
ocelot |
Dec-12-08 09:35 AM |
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I murdered a man once |
snooper2 |
Dec-12-08 10:05 AM |
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Was he asking for it? |
Orrex |
Dec-12-08 01:42 PM |
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What happens in Reno, stays in Reno |
Bucky |
Dec-12-08 06:46 PM |
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When looking at a map, I have to run through the points of the compass |
IAmJacksSmirkingRevenge |
Dec-12-08 10:06 AM |
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A married man asked me to webcam. I must confess... |
Tuesday Afternoon |
Dec-12-08 10:23 AM |
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I don't know how to rollerskate. |
last_texas_dem |
Dec-12-08 01:57 PM |
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I can't roller skate, and have never ice skated |
Mad_Dem_X |
Dec-12-08 03:47 PM |
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I know nothing about unions. Nothing. |
Zavulon |
Dec-12-08 02:07 PM |
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I voted for Reagan in 1984. |
LanternWaste |
Dec-12-08 03:23 PM |
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I have to look at the number keys when I type numbers or symbols |
dawgmom |
Dec-12-08 03:53 PM |
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I can't wrap packages, remember card games, or remember dance steps |
Lydia Leftcoast |
Dec-12-08 04:07 PM |
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I can't pronounce the word "rural" |
Amelie |
Dec-12-08 04:47 PM |
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I don't know how to send a text message on my phone |
Throd |
Dec-12-08 04:52 PM |
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I'm not really sure what my cell phone number is without checking. |
vixengrl |
Dec-12-08 06:19 PM |
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Sometimes, when nobody's looking... |
Bornaginhooligan |
Dec-12-08 05:26 PM |
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If that's a crime then call me a criminal |
Orrex |
Dec-12-08 05:44 PM |
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I beat box in church. |
texas1928 |
Dec-12-08 05:26 PM |
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I never leared to swim |
TheCentepedeShoes |
Dec-12-08 06:10 PM |
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(Several confessions--all really silly!)I can't use disposable lighters. |
vixengrl |
Dec-12-08 06:15 PM |
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The disposable lighter thing |
TheCentepedeShoes |
Dec-12-08 06:38 PM |
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Oh, I'm not scared of lighters and I wasn't all that intimidated by |
vixengrl |
Dec-12-08 07:16 PM |
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Hey, me too--about volleyball! |
MorningGlow |
Dec-12-08 07:18 PM |
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I often "forget" items I was supposed to get at the store on purpose, |
grannylib |
Dec-12-08 06:20 PM |
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... |
oshyposhy |
Dec-12-08 06:44 PM |
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I operated the "safe house" in Dallas where JFK's killers hid out after the shooting |
Bucky |
Dec-12-08 06:44 PM |
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I'll bet that the Warren Commission worked you over pretty good |
Orrex |
Dec-12-08 08:45 PM |
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I'm addicted to Tabasco sauce. No, really. n/t |
sohndrsmith |
Dec-12-08 06:49 PM |
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One more |
TheCentepedeShoes |
Dec-12-08 06:53 PM |
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I love "The Darkness" |
sniffa |
Dec-12-08 07:06 PM |
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sometime i don't wash my hands after i pee. |
KG |
Dec-12-08 07:08 PM |
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Actually, uric acid can be a wonderful skin softener. |
Bucky |
Dec-12-08 07:30 PM |
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And I'll bet that it does wonders for crow's feet |
Orrex |
Dec-12-08 08:44 PM |
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Sometimes I don't get why one has to. |
Tilion |
Dec-12-08 07:49 PM |
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I didn't get my driver's license until |
hippywife |
Dec-12-08 07:45 PM |
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I watch too much porn. |
Erin Elizabeth |
Dec-12-08 08:00 PM |
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What's 'too much' in your view? |
Orrex |
Dec-12-08 08:42 PM |
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Too much? |
Erin Elizabeth |
Dec-12-08 08:52 PM |
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