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Wed Dec-10-08 03:56 PM
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| 55. "Sure I respect you baby." |
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Yes, yes. Shouldn't have asked in the first place.
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| -What are some of the biggest bullshit lines you hear from people? |
drumwolf |
Dec-10-08 10:19 AM |
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Any statement that begins with, "Well, what I heard was..." |
BlueIris |
Dec-10-08 10:23 AM |
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Yeah, third-fourth-fifth-hand accounts suck. It's like playing "telephone." |
nomorenomore08 |
Dec-10-08 04:27 PM |
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and the dependable variant "Some say" |
Capn Sunshine |
Dec-10-08 04:47 PM |
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"I have lots of gay friends" and "My great-grandmother was a Cherokee princess." (nt) |
Heidi |
Dec-10-08 10:23 AM |
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I don't believe in... |
skygazer |
Dec-10-08 10:23 AM |
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That or, "I don't believe in pre-marital sex." |
DarkTirade |
Dec-10-08 04:18 PM |
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"No offense but..." and anything that starts with "you people" and/or |
MrsGrumpy |
Dec-10-08 10:24 AM |
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Don't forget "with all due respect" followed by shitting all over whomever is being introduced |
JVS |
Dec-10-08 10:30 AM |
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That is precisely what I always mean when I say "With all due respect." |
BurtWorm |
Dec-10-08 03:26 PM |
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"George W. Bush is a good, decent, moral Christian man..." |
Aristus |
Dec-10-08 10:25 AM |
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Honestly, I think you don't even need to specify George W. Bush |
drumwolf |
Dec-10-08 10:28 AM |
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I love you |
rcrush |
Dec-10-08 10:26 AM |
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Oh, and "I've never felt like this before." |
skygazer |
Dec-10-08 10:27 AM |
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"I don't vote." |
BlueIris |
Dec-10-08 10:27 AM |
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Actually, THAT's not the part that's bullshit. |
drumwolf |
Dec-10-08 10:34 AM |
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Well in the overall scheme of things, the Democrats and Republicans do sit within a very narrow... |
primate1 |
Dec-10-08 11:43 AM |
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I've never heard anyone make the assertion that the two parties are the same |
XemaSab |
Dec-10-08 03:23 PM |
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me either |
unpossibles |
Dec-10-08 04:56 PM |
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"It's all just opinions." |
redqueen |
Dec-10-08 10:27 AM |
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You mean there is only one reality? |
Deep13 |
Dec-10-08 10:32 AM |
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"We can still be friends" |
PeterU |
Dec-10-08 10:28 AM |
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And don't forget, "Maybe they'll be a chance for us again someday..." |
BlueIris |
Dec-10-08 10:33 AM |
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Or the ever popular "It's not you; it's me" line. |
PeterU |
Dec-10-08 10:56 AM |
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"to the max"? |
redqueen |
Dec-10-08 11:17 AM |
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I guess we can add "to the max" as well. |
PeterU |
Dec-10-08 11:24 AM |
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No! |
redqueen |
Dec-10-08 04:07 PM |
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"I'm still getting over a bad relationship and don't want to date right now." |
Radical Activist |
Dec-11-08 12:45 AM |
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Any statement that assumes disagreement comes from ignorance. |
Deep13 |
Dec-10-08 10:28 AM |
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"I dont care about penis size" |
rcrush |
Dec-10-08 10:28 AM |
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"No, it's okay, really. I'm just glad you enjoyed it." |
BlueIris |
Dec-10-08 10:38 AM |
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"I just don't see it that way," as an explanation for why |
BlueIris |
Dec-10-08 10:29 AM |
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"I'm sorry if . . . " as in "I'm sorry if you were offended." |
Bertha Venation |
Dec-10-08 10:35 AM |
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"It isn't working out." |
BlueIris |
Dec-10-08 10:35 AM |
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"Where do you get your information (links please)?" |
BlueIris |
Dec-10-08 10:37 AM |
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Like every known fact has a website. nt |
Deep13 |
Dec-10-08 03:06 PM |
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"Who cares about the Constitution, this is serious!" |
Deep13 |
Dec-10-08 10:38 AM |
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When debating politics :"Well, if you don't believe in x, just don't do it." |
PeterU |
Dec-10-08 10:38 AM |
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Actually I really don't like "labels" and only bring them up occasionally for clarity |
DaveTheWave |
Dec-10-08 10:42 AM |
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I try to do that. |
PeterU |
Dec-10-08 03:05 PM |
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One of my hobbies is being intentionally obtuse to drive my mother crazy |
MorningGlow |
Dec-10-08 03:57 PM |
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Same here. |
HypnoToad |
Dec-10-08 05:21 PM |
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"You're not being fair." |
BlueIris |
Dec-10-08 10:44 AM |
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Yeah the "label" thing has become trendy, i.e., |
bob_weaver |
Dec-10-08 10:51 AM |
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Customer service representatives...."I understand your concerns" |
PeterU |
Dec-10-08 10:55 AM |
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We have to say that. |
jaredh |
Dec-10-08 03:54 PM |
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And "Your call is important to us" |
Lydia Leftcoast |
Dec-11-08 08:21 AM |
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From acquantances: If you ever need any help |
Maccagirl |
Dec-10-08 10:58 AM |
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"You can trust me. " Boy, do I run the other way when I hear that. |
mnhtnbb |
Dec-10-08 11:05 AM |
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"Believe me..." or "I assure you you..." or "honestly..." |
Deep13 |
Dec-10-08 03:05 PM |
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"It is what it is" |
1gobluedem |
Dec-10-08 11:11 AM |
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I hate, hate, HATE that phrase. |
PeterU |
Dec-10-08 11:15 AM |
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Seems like a waste of breath, but it can be a statement of acceptance. |
Deep13 |
Dec-10-08 03:11 PM |
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I know what it means, but it is very annoying to hear... |
HypnoToad |
Dec-10-08 05:17 PM |
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I only watch |
Gilligan |
Dec-10-08 11:26 AM |
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There is a whole list of VERY smug lines that in and of themselves aren't bad |
XemaSab |
Dec-10-08 03:58 PM |
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"I have a gill net but I never use it." |
Kali |
Dec-10-08 04:58 PM |
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Do share... |
XemaSab |
Dec-10-08 05:03 PM |
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Local Indian guy (actually raised in LA, not affiliated with any local tribes) |
Kali |
Dec-10-08 05:45 PM |
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Lions are cool |
XemaSab |
Dec-10-08 06:14 PM |
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I'd give him being stalked and having it witnessed. |
Kali |
Dec-10-08 07:01 PM |
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But this is my only line |
Mr. Blonde |
Dec-10-08 05:23 PM |
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oh you wanna go there, do you...? |
mike_c |
Dec-10-08 06:14 PM |
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Yeah, but you eat meat, use chemicals, drive a truck, and have a degree in science. |
XemaSab |
Dec-10-08 06:50 PM |
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Did you know my ex? |
WildEyedLiberal |
Dec-10-08 08:11 PM |
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I love you. |
Tuesday Afternoon |
Dec-10-08 11:27 AM |
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"I hate to say, 'I told you so,' but...." nt |
raccoon |
Dec-10-08 12:17 PM |
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So little time, so many answers... |
LanternWaste |
Dec-10-08 03:00 PM |
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"Oh, I think Sarah Palin is brilliant!" |
victoryparty08 |
Dec-10-08 03:06 PM |
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Anything that followed "My friends..." before the election |
NewJeffCT |
Dec-10-08 03:09 PM |
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I just read on a website the other day |
crimsonblue |
Dec-10-08 03:17 PM |
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"I'm so...." (wacky, drunk, honest) -- I hate it when people TELL me what they are. Because |
ogneopasno |
Dec-10-08 03:18 PM |
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My experience: |
XemaSab |
Dec-10-08 04:01 PM |
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Heh. My experience: When someone says "I'm SOOO drunk" it means they're looking to score. |
ogneopasno |
Dec-10-08 04:23 PM |
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Either looking to score or vomit |
XemaSab |
Dec-10-08 04:37 PM |
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Still, given the choice between not that great sex and no sex... |
MilesColtrane |
Dec-10-08 11:01 PM |
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That's the punchline to a 'blonde' joke. |
Twillig |
Dec-11-08 03:04 PM |
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"Ronald Reagan won the Cold War" |
PeterU |
Dec-10-08 03:36 PM |
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TRUST ME |
meegbear |
Dec-10-08 03:37 PM |
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"I hate Bush as much as anyone, but..." |
Zavulon |
Dec-10-08 03:45 PM |
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when they yell this at you: |
harmonicon |
Dec-10-08 03:51 PM |
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"Sure I respect you baby." |
sarge43 |
Dec-10-08 03:56 PM |
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'I hate to tell you this, but...' and 'I'm sorry, but...' |
Oeditpus Rex |
Dec-10-08 04:06 PM |
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Can I say something about the third one? |
otherlander |
Dec-10-08 04:46 PM |
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I'm never doing that/going there again. Ever. |
Kali |
Dec-10-08 04:59 PM |
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Perception being 9/10ths of the law, of course... |
HypnoToad |
Dec-10-08 05:11 PM |
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Check your quote |
XemaSab |
Dec-11-08 02:41 PM |
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Here's a good one: |
IntravenousDemilo |
Dec-10-08 05:23 PM |
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What if people call you a nice guy? |
Mr. Blonde |
Dec-10-08 05:24 PM |
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"I'm not offended," |
crim son |
Dec-10-08 05:50 PM |
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"I'm only trying to HEEEELP youuuu" |
Perragrande |
Dec-10-08 05:59 PM |
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Amen to this....dealing with someone like this right now!! n/t |
rvablue |
Dec-10-08 06:11 PM |
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OMG, I can soooo totally relate to that. |
Jamastiene |
Dec-10-08 06:22 PM |
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"We are fit to judge you." |
Peake |
Dec-10-08 06:54 PM |
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Don't take it personal, it's only business. |
Inspired |
Dec-10-08 07:05 PM |
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"Don't take this the wrong way, but..." and |
frogmarch |
Dec-10-08 07:14 PM |
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"I've never done this before" |
Radical Activist |
Dec-11-08 12:41 AM |
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"So-and-so means well" |
FloridaJudy |
Dec-11-08 04:41 AM |
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From "Human Resources" - " We're very concerned about your |
old mark |
Dec-11-08 04:56 AM |
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"I promise I'll change" |
mcctatas |
Dec-11-08 02:42 PM |
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"I'm pregnant, fawn over me and be excited!" and "Do you want to hold my precious little perfect |
Rabrrrrrr |
Dec-11-08 02:43 PM |
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Name removed |
Dec-11-08 03:21 PM |
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"I'm not one to gossip." |
BlueIris |
Dec-11-08 03:21 PM |
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"I'm not feeling very well. I shouldn't have had all that bran and prune juice to eat." |
PeterU |
Dec-11-08 05:00 PM |
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