TahitiNut
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Thu Dec-04-08 06:19 PM
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| 14. Who says fast food isn't bad for our health? |
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 "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, coke, no pepsi!"
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| -Man allegedly assaults girlfriend with burger |
CatWoman |
Dec-04-08 06:09 PM |
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She can haz cheezburger |
JVS |
Dec-04-08 06:09 PM |
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Win. n/t |
Shakespeare |
Dec-04-08 06:10 PM |
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Why did he do it twice? |
anonymous171 |
Dec-04-08 06:10 PM |
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Because he was angry and because he could. (nt) |
w4rma |
Dec-04-08 06:11 PM |
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Maybe it was a double cheeseburger? |
KamaAina |
Dec-04-08 06:12 PM |
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hahahahahahahaha |
CatWoman |
Dec-04-08 06:23 PM |
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You have just won the internet. |
joshcryer |
Dec-04-08 06:45 PM |
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Booyah! |
Shell Beau |
Dec-04-08 09:30 PM |
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She was two-faced? |
lpbk2713 |
Dec-04-08 06:18 PM |
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stop it!! stop it!!! |
CatWoman |
Dec-04-08 06:24 PM |
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Self-Delete... |
ElboRuum |
Dec-05-08 12:21 PM |
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One was for her sister, Patty |
DS1 |
Dec-04-08 06:48 PM |
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Was She a Vegan? Otherwise, Where's the Assault? |
Demeter |
Dec-04-08 06:11 PM |
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It was a McDonald's cheeseburger |
Johonny |
Dec-04-08 06:12 PM |
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Maybe not as toxic on the outside if used as makeup? |
LiberalFighter |
Dec-04-08 08:10 PM |
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Uhmm maybe like attempted poisoning by cholesterol! |
madinmaryland |
Dec-04-08 06:13 PM |
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no, the question is, where's the appepper? |
antifaschits |
Dec-04-08 06:14 PM |
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I would assume there was a hand behind the burger |
petronius |
Dec-04-08 06:15 PM |
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on the fries |
frylock |
Dec-04-08 06:25 PM |
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Oh, that was just terrible. |
flvegan |
Dec-04-08 06:46 PM |
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BWAH! |
JVS |
Dec-04-08 06:50 PM |
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The wurst is yet to come |
panader0 |
Dec-04-08 06:15 PM |
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ROFL!!!! |
CatWoman |
Dec-04-08 06:25 PM |
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.bad~! |
AchtungToddler |
Dec-05-08 12:14 PM |
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Was it a Happy Meal? |
classof56 |
Dec-04-08 06:18 PM |
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New McDonald's product: Grumpy Meals |
Ghost in the Machine |
Dec-04-08 07:10 PM |
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Who says fast food isn't bad for our health? |
TahitiNut |
Dec-04-08 06:19 PM |
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now that takes me back!! |
CatWoman |
Dec-04-08 06:27 PM |
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What happened to the FRIES? |
LiberalEsto |
Dec-04-08 06:23 PM |
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The fries were not assaulted |
Oeditpus Rex |
Dec-04-08 07:10 PM |
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True. They were akketchupped. |
ElboRuum |
Dec-05-08 12:23 PM |
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Wow--Jimmy Cagney, but with less healthy food. Cagney wielded a grapefruit... |
Hekate |
Dec-04-08 06:27 PM |
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Hahahahaha! Domestic assault! Hahahahahhaaahahahahahahahaha! |
ogneopasno |
Dec-04-08 06:27 PM |
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I was thinking the same thing. |
Fran Kubelik |
Dec-04-08 09:14 PM |
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First he wouldn't let her out of the car, |
redqueen |
Dec-04-08 09:28 PM |
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She'll always remember the guy who took her whopper virginity. |
Bornaginhooligan |
Dec-04-08 06:29 PM |
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Bonus points for the current events win. n/t |
Shakespeare |
Dec-04-08 06:40 PM |
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One of them apparently wasn't "lovin' it" |
Lastlaughin08 |
Dec-04-08 06:30 PM |
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Sorry, I don't really see the humor |
Ohio Joe |
Dec-04-08 06:30 PM |
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I'm sorry -- the headline just grabbed me |
CatWoman |
Dec-04-08 06:40 PM |
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Thank you. |
PeaceNikki |
Dec-04-08 06:42 PM |
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Yup. |
ogneopasno |
Dec-04-08 06:44 PM |
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Whoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoop |
Bornaginhooligan |
Dec-04-08 06:57 PM |
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oh, I get it now, thats soooo funny |
Ohio Joe |
Dec-04-08 07:33 PM |
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Of course it's disgusting |
name not needed |
Dec-04-08 08:08 PM |
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Have you ever been assaulted? |
Ohio Joe |
Dec-04-08 08:35 PM |
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No, but I was once drenched in vinegar. |
Hanse |
Dec-04-08 09:30 PM |
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Is this case going to be on Judge Judy? |
rcrush |
Dec-04-08 06:57 PM |
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Have you ever had anything smashed in your face |
PeaceNikki |
Dec-04-08 07:30 PM |
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Yeah... |
redqueen |
Dec-04-08 09:26 PM |
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What the hell is it with Florida? Is it the water? What's the deal?? |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-04-08 07:39 PM |
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I'm going to file this under: |
GloriaSmith |
Dec-04-08 08:14 PM |
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What's his beef? |
Oregonian |
Dec-04-08 08:30 PM |
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I am glad those cops had nothing else to do. |
Shell Beau |
Dec-04-08 09:29 PM |
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A guy who would restrain his girlfriend against her will |
redqueen |
Dec-04-08 09:40 PM |
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I agree with you there. I didn't read the story all the way. |
Shell Beau |
Dec-04-08 09:46 PM |
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Yeah... if you just read that he shoved a burger in her face... |
redqueen |
Dec-04-08 09:55 PM |
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Every one of you making jokes about this is a sick fuck. |
PeaceNikki |
Dec-04-08 10:20 PM |
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Aggression is aggression. |
terrya |
Dec-05-08 07:16 AM |
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What she posted. |
BlueIris |
Dec-05-08 08:44 AM |
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lots of sick fucks in this world |
CatWoman |
Dec-05-08 08:56 AM |
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Yep...having been held against my will in a vehicle and then kidnapped |
bicentennial_baby |
Dec-05-08 11:42 AM |
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Many of us based our posts only on what was in the OP. |
Shakespeare |
Dec-05-08 12:12 PM |
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Hey, thanks for your blanket condemnation. |
ElboRuum |
Dec-05-08 12:34 PM |
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And your ruthless insensitivity means as much to me. |
PeaceNikki |
Dec-05-08 12:37 PM |
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Call it even then. n/t |
ElboRuum |
Dec-05-08 12:47 PM |
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That's way over the top. |
redqueen |
Dec-05-08 12:40 PM |
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Ya know what? |
PeaceNikki |
Dec-05-08 12:42 PM |
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I agree with you, they are as well. |
redqueen |
Dec-05-08 12:46 PM |
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Thanks, redqueen. |
Shakespeare |
Dec-05-08 12:48 PM |
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edited as to not make it seem directed at one person |
PeaceNikki |
Dec-05-08 12:52 PM |
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I glanced at the subject line, and DID NOT SEE the rest of that. |
Shakespeare |
Dec-05-08 12:54 PM |
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I sent you a PM. |
PeaceNikki |
Dec-05-08 12:59 PM |
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I guess you read all the details in every OP. I don't. |
redqueen |
Dec-05-08 12:56 PM |
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Is everybody in FL bat guano crazy? nt |
raccoon |
Dec-05-08 08:54 AM |
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Domestic Violence... so very funny. |
PelosiFan |
Dec-05-08 09:10 AM |
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It's not funny, becuase obviously the guy was being a prick... |
originalpckelly |
Dec-05-08 09:16 AM |
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Silly me....I don't think domestic violence is the least bit funny. |
terrya |
Dec-05-08 11:39 AM |
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A Big Mac attack! |
Radical Activist |
Dec-05-08 11:51 AM |
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This is the opposite of ok. |
RadiationTherapy |
Dec-05-08 12:08 PM |
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Locking. |
greatauntoftriplets |
Dec-05-08 07:02 PM |
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