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30. Not surprisingly, I've pondered this question.
It's all about opportunity.

Have you ever read The Man who was Tuesday. by G.K. Chesterton? No, well no matter. It's a novel set in Victorian London about a spy sent to infiltrate an organization of criminal mastermind anarchists, all of whom go by the name of a day of the week. What the reader knows and the narrator does not at first know (nor does anybody else in the organization) is that everybody in the organization is actually an infiltrator sent to smoke out everybody else...there is no organization of anarchists. Just a bunch of conspiratorial spies and agents.

With that I suggest you plan a potluck...but don't invite anybody. Then start making phone calls to the alphabet soup (FBI, NSA, ATF, etc.) and tell each of them you want to go paid-informant and can get them into this potluck where a major eco-leftist militant action is being planned.

Take the money and bail on your own party. They spend the night trying to smoke each other out and escalating their own conspiracy theories. You get a Scuderia. :evilgrin:

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  -How can I make a quick $350,000.00? flvegan  Nov-16-08 05:29 PM   #0 
  - What's your email address? I will forward an email from this guy in Nigeria.  PeaceNikki   Nov-16-08 05:32 PM   #1 
  - NO - He's working with ME right now  SurfinBetty   Nov-16-08 06:35 PM   #29 
  - My dear flvegan!  CaliforniaPeggy   Nov-16-08 05:33 PM   #2 
  - Paddle shifters or stick?  chimpsrsmarter   Nov-16-08 05:33 PM   #3 
  - I *think* the F430 only has the Schumacher shift.  flvegan   Nov-16-08 05:35 PM   #6 
     - if that's one of those no clutch dealies you know how i feel about that  chimpsrsmarter   Nov-16-08 05:42 PM   #12 
  - sacrilege  jasonc   Nov-16-08 05:34 PM   #4 
  - Once they went topless with the regular F430  flvegan   Nov-16-08 05:48 PM   #17 
  - I'm going to go this way and save 100,000  mduffy31   Nov-16-08 05:34 PM   #5 
  - Nice! For $250k, I'd go with the regular F430  flvegan   Nov-16-08 05:38 PM   # 
  - There's a drop-top version of that one too.  GOPisEvil   Nov-16-08 05:38 PM   #8 
  - the problem with the Aston is a  jasonc   Nov-16-08 05:53 PM   #19 
  - I thought you weren't a Doctor yet  mduffy31   Nov-16-08 08:55 PM   #35 
     - I am not  jasonc   Nov-16-08 09:32 PM   #37 
  - You know how many of those they destroyed during the making  Mike 03   Nov-17-08 05:18 PM   #75 
  - It's pantwettingly gorgeous.  billyskank   Nov-16-08 05:36 PM   #7 
  - You and me both  mduffy31   Nov-16-08 05:39 PM   #9 
  - Didn't see your post before I posted.  billyskank   Nov-16-08 05:45 PM   #15 
  - it is gorgeous.  chimpsrsmarter   Nov-16-08 05:41 PM   #10 
  - Yeah, the Aston Martin is way sexier.  Revolutionary_Acts04   Nov-16-08 05:41 PM   #11 
  - Money is NO object?  flvegan   Nov-16-08 05:47 PM   #16 
     - I wouldn't dare drive a car that mad.  billyskank   Nov-16-08 05:49 PM   #18 
     - It looks like the batmobile  FloridaJudy   Nov-16-08 06:27 PM   #27 
     - yeah but after it gets it's first door ding?  chimpsrsmarter   Nov-16-08 07:13 PM   #32 
  - For that price  Symarip   Nov-16-08 05:43 PM   #13 
  - When this baby hits 188 miles an hour  billyskank   Nov-16-08 05:44 PM   #14 
  - TWO flux capacitors...  krispos42   Nov-16-08 06:16 PM   #21 
  - 1. Create "1st bank of Flvegan"  krispos42   Nov-16-08 06:15 PM   #20 
  - Yess!!  flvegan   Nov-16-08 06:27 PM   #26 
     - Well, you have to have some cash for your Christmas party...  krispos42   Nov-16-08 06:32 PM   #28 
  - Sell your body.  DarkTirade   Nov-16-08 06:16 PM   #22 
  - Step 1: Sell left nut. Step 2: Steal left nuts of others, sell them.  no name no slogan   Nov-16-08 06:18 PM   #23 
  - Eh, I'm about to watch Tonight's Top Gear  DS1   Nov-16-08 06:19 PM   #24 
  - I want one of those turbocharged Fiats.  billyskank   Nov-17-08 01:12 PM   #58 
  - When you figure it out  lizziegrace   Nov-16-08 06:24 PM   #25 
  - Not surprisingly, I've pondered this question.  Chan790   Nov-16-08 06:58 PM   #30 
  - Dude, remember our deal  MrScorpio   Nov-16-08 07:07 PM   #31 
  - Normally I'd respond to a post like this with a joke about the poster's junk, but you're safe.  LeftyMom   Nov-16-08 07:38 PM   #33 
  - come on now, it's not a vette.  chimpsrsmarter   Nov-16-08 09:37 PM   #38 
     - Hey now  flvegan   Nov-16-08 09:46 PM   #39 
     - we need to start a letter writing campaign, "Proper Box" :-)  chimpsrsmarter   Nov-16-08 09:47 PM   #40 
     - I actually wouldn't mind a vette so much.  LeftyMom   Nov-16-08 09:53 PM   #42 
        - my husband had a vette until he totaled it, he almost bought another one  chimpsrsmarter   Nov-16-08 09:56 PM   #43 
        - Are you fucking serious?  flvegan   Nov-16-08 10:00 PM   #44 
        - it was awesome and it had a manual tranny, they had 2 there, the one i drove had the  chimpsrsmarter   Nov-16-08 10:06 PM   #47 
           - Dude, that car is like 25% Lamborghini!  flvegan   Nov-16-08 10:13 PM   #50 
              - they do, they have the 2 door drop top, muy husband tried to talk me into  chimpsrsmarter   Nov-16-08 10:17 PM   #52 
        - My Dad's vette is his "project car" which hasn't moved since I was in junior high.  LeftyMom   Nov-16-08 10:02 PM   #45 
        - So a ZR1, then.  flvegan   Nov-16-08 10:03 PM   #46 
           - That's not shaving much off the budget dear.  LeftyMom   Nov-16-08 10:06 PM   #48 
              - fun remover!  chimpsrsmarter   Nov-16-08 10:08 PM   #49 
              - The ZR1 is $110k. I'm saving mad cash, yo.  flvegan   Nov-16-08 10:13 PM   #51 
                 - That's like enough money to get both of us nice cars, with enough left over for a spare.  LeftyMom   Nov-16-08 10:27 PM   #53 
  - Nice! Does it come with a bald spot and a little ponytail, or does the  petronius   Nov-16-08 08:23 PM   #34 
  - Call your Congressmember. Tell him or her that economy will collapse if you don't get this money.  mycritters2   Nov-16-08 08:59 PM   #36 
  - I can save you $300,000  GOPisEvil   Nov-16-08 09:49 PM   #41 
  - Just kick Jeremy Clarkson off of Top Gear.  mwooldri   Nov-16-08 10:59 PM   #54 
  - The world wouldn't forgive me.  flvegan   Nov-16-08 11:20 PM   #56 
  - Pretty, but  pokerfan   Nov-16-08 11:00 PM   #55 
  - Declare yourself a bank  grateful581   Nov-16-08 11:31 PM   #57 
  - Do you have stuff you could sell on Ebay or Craig's List?  LynneSin   Nov-17-08 02:24 PM   #59 
  - Design a cannon for it which can fire pit bulls  Peake   Nov-17-08 02:35 PM   #60 
  - prostitution.  lionesspriyanka   Nov-17-08 02:36 PM   #61 
  - porn  LeftyMom   Nov-17-08 02:40 PM   #62 
  - You're a good-looking guy. Just become a high-end man-whore.  IAmJacksSmirkingRevenge   Nov-17-08 03:26 PM   #63 
  - Pretend you're a bank and line up at the bailout trough?  KamaAina   Nov-17-08 03:35 PM   #64 
  - Sheesh, that's a beautiful darn car. If you hadn't posted the price  Mike 03   Nov-17-08 03:51 PM   #65 
  - Make friends with Henry Paulson.  racaulk   Nov-17-08 04:13 PM   #66 
  - why not just get a Corvette and save yourself $300,000  LSK   Nov-17-08 04:14 PM   #67 
  - Is that true? You can get a Corvette for around $50,000?  Mike 03   Nov-17-08 04:15 PM   #69 
     - yeah I think the base model is around 50k  LSK   Nov-17-08 04:17 PM   #70 
        - Yes, the Z06 and the ZR1. As I mentioned above  flvegan   Nov-17-08 05:03 PM   #72 
           - your sports car fantasies have killed the economy  LSK   Nov-17-08 05:17 PM   #74 
  - Start with a million, invest in stock.  old mark   Nov-17-08 04:15 PM   #68 
  - Well, I hear website flipping  FitzmasAgain   Nov-17-08 04:58 PM   #71 
  - Lets be honest  RetroLounge   Nov-17-08 05:16 PM   #73 
  - I do live within walking distance of several exotic car dealers.  LeftyMom   Nov-17-08 05:48 PM   #77 
     - Exactly!  RetroLounge   Nov-17-08 05:59 PM   #78 
  - Open a bank. Fail. Send donations to RNC. Call Paulsen.  hvn_nbr_2   Nov-17-08 05:45 PM   #76 
  - Leftymom said your junk was not subnormal...  gmoney   Nov-17-08 06:17 PM   #79 
  - No no no... *this* one  SallyMander   Nov-17-08 06:23 PM   #80 

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