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Tue Oct-21-08 12:47 AM
Response to Reply #42 |
| 46. Um...... uh....... AHHHH!!!! |
| -Ask MrScorpio questions that your parents avoided answering |
MrScorpio |
Oct-20-08 09:24 PM |
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daddy, why were you and mommy wrestling last night? |
NightWatcher |
Oct-20-08 09:25 PM |
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We weren't wrestling... |
MrScorpio |
Oct-20-08 09:29 PM |
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yay me! |
NightWatcher |
Oct-20-08 09:32 PM |
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Why can't I have that Ferrari Berlinetta Boxer in the new Car & Driver? |
flvegan |
Oct-20-08 09:27 PM |
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Because Kia doesn't make any |
MrScorpio |
Oct-20-08 09:32 PM |
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Hm. I'd have told my folks that Kia was no car brand in 1983. |
flvegan |
Oct-20-08 09:37 PM |
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How does wheat grow? |
Ptah |
Oct-20-08 09:30 PM |
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Like with every other crop... |
MrScorpio |
Oct-20-08 09:35 PM |
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Incorrect, MrScorpio. |
Ptah |
Oct-20-08 09:41 PM |
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Where do babies come from? |
elshiva |
Oct-20-08 09:33 PM |
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Liquor! |
MrScorpio |
Oct-20-08 09:37 PM |
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So if I drink a martini, I'll become pregnant, daddy? |
elshiva |
Oct-20-08 10:04 PM |
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Not really... |
MrScorpio |
Oct-20-08 10:10 PM |
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So, the policeman delivers the baby? What about the stork? |
elshiva |
Oct-20-08 10:12 PM |
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Economic downturn |
MrScorpio |
Oct-20-08 10:18 PM |
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You know we wanted a little brother and we got another sister |
lizziegrace |
Oct-20-08 09:33 PM |
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He got lost in the mail |
MrScorpio |
Oct-20-08 09:40 PM |
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... |
lizziegrace |
Oct-20-08 09:45 PM |
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Mr. Scorpio, why did Dad start drinking |
Tom Kitten |
Oct-20-08 09:45 PM |
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Because Demon Puppy told him to |
MrScorpio |
Oct-20-08 09:49 PM |
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Because he was an asshole. You did not deserve that at all. |
elshiva |
Oct-20-08 10:09 PM |
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Why won't you divorce him? n/t |
MountainLaurel |
Oct-20-08 10:05 PM |
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I'm waiting for the private eye |
MrScorpio |
Oct-20-08 10:16 PM |
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what drugs have you done, you hippie mongers who went all woodstocky crunchy? |
LaydeeBug |
Oct-20-08 10:39 PM |
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Man, that's rad |
MrScorpio |
Oct-20-08 10:45 PM |
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when i was in 9th grade i had a small bag of weed you claimed "You flushed" |
chimpsrsmarter |
Oct-20-08 10:40 PM |
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What? Who? Me? |
MrScorpio |
Oct-20-08 10:46 PM |
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Does the stork REALLY leave little babies under the cabbage |
SeattleGirl |
Oct-20-08 10:54 PM |
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Only when he's coked up nt |
MrScorpio |
Oct-20-08 10:56 PM |
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Why are only the most unappealing women attracted to me? |
Chan790 |
Oct-20-08 10:58 PM |
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Tell me, how did you find these women? |
MrScorpio |
Oct-20-08 11:06 PM |
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Work. |
Chan790 |
Oct-20-08 11:14 PM |
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DON'T FISH FROM THE COMPANY PIER, CHAN |
Skittles |
Oct-21-08 12:00 AM |
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Don't forget the lobby of a Hawaiian hotel.... |
moriah |
Oct-20-08 11:27 PM |
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"watching sports and drinking beer straight from a pitcher" |
JVS |
Oct-21-08 07:54 AM |
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Q: What's a transvestite? |
InkAddict |
Oct-20-08 11:04 PM |
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A transvestloose after he sobers up |
MrScorpio |
Oct-20-08 11:08 PM |
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Daddy, how on God's green earth could you have voted for Nixon? |
mycritters2 |
Oct-20-08 11:05 PM |
#32 |
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To keep the demons out of our cereal |
MrScorpio |
Oct-20-08 11:10 PM |
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Why does the little blinker come on before you make a turn? |
moriah |
Oct-20-08 11:28 PM |
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why is everyone in the family blue-eyed and right-handed |
Skittles |
Oct-20-08 11:41 PM |
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Randy's from Heaven |
MrScorpio |
Oct-20-08 11:45 PM |
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What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? |
EOO |
Oct-20-08 11:50 PM |
#41 |
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African or European? |
MrScorpio |
Oct-20-08 11:57 PM |
#42 |
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Um...... uh....... AHHHH!!!! |
EOO |
Oct-21-08 12:47 AM |
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If there is a mother's day, and a father's day, how come |
ashling |
Oct-21-08 12:44 AM |
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When I asked my mom that, she said |
crispini |
Oct-21-08 07:46 AM |
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That was always my Dad's answer |
ashling |
Oct-21-08 09:04 AM |
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I honestly can't think of a question I had, that they didn't answer. |
Robeson |
Oct-21-08 12:47 AM |
#45 |
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Did Rover really |
FloridaJudy |
Oct-21-08 01:00 AM |
#47 |
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Why can't we have steak or anything else with protein once and a while? |
quakerboy |
Oct-21-08 01:17 AM |
#48 |
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