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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-08 11:41 PM
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39. why is everyone in the family blue-eyed and right-handed
except Randy, who is brown-eyed and left-handed?
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  - We weren't wrestling...  MrScorpio   Oct-20-08 09:29 PM   #3 
     - yay me!  NightWatcher   Oct-20-08 09:32 PM   #5 
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     - ...  lizziegrace   Oct-20-08 09:45 PM   #14 
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  - Because Demon Puppy told him to  MrScorpio   Oct-20-08 09:49 PM   #16 
  - Because he was an asshole. You did not deserve that at all.  elshiva   Oct-20-08 10:09 PM   #19 
  - Why won't you divorce him? n/t  MountainLaurel   Oct-20-08 10:05 PM   #18 
  - I'm waiting for the private eye  MrScorpio   Oct-20-08 10:16 PM   #22 
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  - why is everyone in the family blue-eyed and right-handed  Skittles   Oct-20-08 11:41 PM   #39 
  - Randy's from Heaven  MrScorpio   Oct-20-08 11:45 PM   #40 
  - What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?  EOO   Oct-20-08 11:50 PM   #41 
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  - When I asked my mom that, she said  crispini   Oct-21-08 07:46 AM   #49 
     - That was always my Dad's answer  ashling   Oct-21-08 09:04 AM   #51 
  - I honestly can't think of a question I had, that they didn't answer.  Robeson   Oct-21-08 12:47 AM   #45 
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