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Sun Oct-19-08 08:05 AM
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| 21. "If I knew there'd be such a fuss, I would have married the bloody thing." |
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Soldier's defense statement at his court martial for having "carnal relations" with an ostrich.
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| -Police arrest Mich. man for car wash vacuum sex |
Roon |
Oct-18-08 10:52 PM |
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I hate it when I click on these posts! |
Suich |
Oct-18-08 11:09 PM |
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Uh, I heard the vacuum was not fully dressed and was acting provocatively |
struggle4progress |
Oct-18-08 11:12 PM |
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Oh sure, blame the victim. That just sucks! |
DuStrange |
Oct-18-08 11:14 PM |
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Correction: It sucks AND blows! |
EOO |
Oct-19-08 12:47 AM |
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Pitching or catching? |
edbermac |
Oct-18-08 11:15 PM |
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I would ***LOVE*** for the judge to ask that question at the bail hearing |
krispos42 |
Oct-19-08 01:16 AM |
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I must admit, that's one I've never thought of before. |
Prisoner_Number_Six |
Oct-18-08 11:18 PM |
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I'd be worried that the vacuum would do some damage. |
antiwarwarrior |
Oct-18-08 11:36 PM |
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and... |
jasonc |
Oct-18-08 11:44 PM |
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This is ALWAYS the guy they call right before me in court. |
billyoc |
Oct-19-08 12:07 AM |
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I hope they at least gave him some free air freshener! |
EOO |
Oct-19-08 12:47 AM |
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I guess the Swedish Enlarger Pump just didn't have the power. |
krispos42 |
Oct-19-08 01:13 AM |
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I guess he really misses John Engler |
MrScorpio |
Oct-19-08 01:15 AM |
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Ah, if only Judge Donald Thompson was still on the bench |
krispos42 |
Oct-19-08 01:24 AM |
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That's just fuckin' sick and pitiful. |
Lil Missy |
Oct-19-08 02:36 AM |
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Well it beats the coin return slot in a Coke machine. |
gbrooks |
Oct-19-08 02:09 AM |
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That's only good now and then, wen you want a change. |
Orrex |
Oct-19-08 09:16 PM |
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That's hot. |
leeroysphits |
Oct-19-08 02:30 AM |
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I like your sig pic |
JVS |
Oct-19-08 05:07 AM |
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No big deal unless the vacuum is a minor. |
rug |
Oct-19-08 07:21 AM |
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Hoser. |
SalmonChantedEvening |
Oct-19-08 07:26 AM |
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"If I knew there'd be such a fuss, I would have married the bloody thing." |
sarge43 |
Oct-19-08 08:05 AM |
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There is a joke in there..........but |
Historic NY |
Oct-19-08 08:07 AM |
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When sex with car wash vacuums is outlawed, only outlaws will have car wash vacuum sex |
Orrex |
Oct-19-08 09:04 AM |
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A world with some pretty clean and satisfied outlaws, I'm guessing. |
DuStrange |
Oct-19-08 11:29 AM |
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Apparently, only Nature abhors a vacuum |
Orrex |
Oct-19-08 02:05 PM |
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Did he refuse to pay or what? |
undeterred |
Oct-19-08 02:43 PM |
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His defense? "The service there sucks!" |
Orrex |
Oct-19-08 09:02 PM |
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. |
turtlensue |
Oct-19-08 09:08 PM |
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I'm glad they caught him, but |
elshiva |
Oct-19-08 09:06 PM |
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God. A real-life version of this song: |
AspieGrrl |
Oct-19-08 09:16 PM |
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Was the guy a Republican? |
notmyprez |
Oct-20-08 12:08 AM |
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