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Sun Sep-21-08 08:57 PM
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| 18. I can name all of the Emperors of Rome over a five-hundred-year period from memory. |
| -What is your mundane superpower? |
MPK |
Sep-21-08 02:06 PM |
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DU Threadkiller |
LiberalEsto |
Sep-21-08 04:09 PM |
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I appear to have that talent as well. n/t |
HereKittyKitty |
Sep-22-08 08:35 AM |
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Lim'ricking's my gift to the world... |
Orsino |
Sep-21-08 06:06 PM |
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But that is useful and productive. :) |
MPK |
Sep-21-08 06:52 PM |
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I am a douchebag magnet... |
mcctatas |
Sep-21-08 06:22 PM |
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Yikes. |
MPK |
Sep-21-08 06:55 PM |
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I will do my part to decrease the overall level of douchebaggery |
mcctatas |
Sep-21-08 08:27 PM |
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... there is no higher calling. |
DarkTirade |
Sep-21-08 07:01 PM |
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Hey baby, I hope you like pancakes for breakfast... |
Wetzelbill |
Sep-21-08 09:02 PM |
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Ah, but at least you are a higher quality of douchebag... |
mcctatas |
Sep-21-08 09:06 PM |
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the t-bone!!! |
Wetzelbill |
Sep-21-08 09:11 PM |
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I don't think that's the proper way to dispose of a douchebag. |
deucemagnet |
Sep-21-08 10:03 PM |
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kicking because I can... |
mcctatas |
Sep-22-08 11:43 PM |
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I'm very sorry. |
ThomCat |
Sep-21-08 10:50 PM |
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They travel in packs! |
mcctatas |
Sep-22-08 08:23 AM |
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I can bend the last joint of my ringfingers. |
krispos42 |
Sep-21-08 06:29 PM |
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I attract drunks and derelicts |
skygazer |
Sep-21-08 07:02 PM |
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i'm double jointed and extremely flexible, i can also pick up lots of different objects with my toes |
chimpsrsmarter |
Sep-21-08 07:03 PM |
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What is the largest thing you've picked up with your toes? |
MPK |
Sep-21-08 07:06 PM |
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hmm, so many things, a hammer was probably the heaviest thing, a dime was |
chimpsrsmarter |
Sep-21-08 07:09 PM |
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I pick shit up with my feet all the time too... |
mcctatas |
Sep-21-08 08:16 PM |
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my husband calls mine "Flippers" "Howz the flippers hon?" always makes me laugh. |
chimpsrsmarter |
Sep-21-08 08:18 PM |
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I never forget a face |
KC2 |
Sep-21-08 08:20 PM |
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Lol. I do that too. "Hello...you!" |
MPK |
Sep-21-08 08:53 PM |
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teh Crazy. it loves me. |
MsTryska |
Sep-21-08 08:34 PM |
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Word. I take BART as part of my commute. |
MPK |
Sep-21-08 09:08 PM |
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My worst ever was when i was working an election... |
MsTryska |
Sep-22-08 01:12 AM |
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I can name all of the Emperors of Rome over a five-hundred-year period from memory. |
Aristus |
Sep-21-08 08:57 PM |
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I think it's kinda hot! |
mcctatas |
Sep-21-08 09:00 PM |
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I think that's awesome. |
MPK |
Sep-21-08 09:04 PM |
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Okay: (List does not include most co-emperors, pretenders, or doubtful figures) |
Aristus |
Sep-21-08 09:32 PM |
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Thank you. |
MPK |
Sep-21-08 09:44 PM |
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It's very interesting. The vicious mud-slinging election campaigns they had for the civic offices |
Aristus |
Sep-21-08 09:54 PM |
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my brother is like that |
Wetzelbill |
Sep-21-08 09:09 PM |
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I have a certain magnetism... |
Concerned GA Voter |
Sep-21-08 08:59 PM |
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I was put on earth to entertain beautiful women |
Wetzelbill |
Sep-21-08 09:07 PM |
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I'm thinking you're working some kind of angle... |
mcctatas |
Sep-21-08 09:48 PM |
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Sadly I only catch the bad guy |
Wetzelbill |
Sep-21-08 10:02 PM |
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And at least once, Kato as well! |
Peake |
Sep-21-08 10:56 PM |
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For a while, I would think of a line or a scene from a specific Simpsons episode... |
jtg33 |
Sep-21-08 09:15 PM |
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I can make street lights go out. |
mutley_r_us |
Sep-21-08 09:29 PM |
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dude... |
mcctatas |
Sep-21-08 09:30 PM |
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Inorite?! |
mutley_r_us |
Sep-21-08 09:31 PM |
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In a movie that always means something bad is going to happen. |
MPK |
Sep-21-08 09:46 PM |
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I've convinced people they have the same "power" |
jberryhill |
Sep-22-08 01:18 AM |
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You too? |
MaggieSwanson |
Sep-22-08 02:28 AM |
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I do that, too! |
Love Bug |
Sep-22-08 05:59 AM |
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a certain number of my friends are considered assholes by other friends. |
MnFats |
Sep-21-08 09:37 PM |
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It's a lounge post. |
MPK |
Sep-21-08 09:41 PM |
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I thought they were that there are no standards... |
mcctatas |
Sep-21-08 09:50 PM |
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It's like the Pirate Code: |
MPK |
Sep-21-08 09:53 PM |
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I remember a ton of useless shit, and forget important stuff. |
nytemare |
Sep-21-08 09:41 PM |
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I can force things I order online to arrive a day ahead of schedule... |
LostInAnomie |
Sep-21-08 09:55 PM |
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I'm a little jealous. n/t |
MPK |
Sep-21-08 10:29 PM |
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I have a near-superhuman ability to APPEAR like I know what the hell is going on around me. |
dicksteele |
Sep-21-08 10:36 PM |
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I have a grin that lets me get away with anything. |
Evoman |
Sep-21-08 10:44 PM |
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That's a lot of responsibility! |
MPK |
Sep-21-08 11:39 PM |
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I could make a killing if I charged for my special ability. |
Jamastiene |
Sep-21-08 10:49 PM |
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I attract incredibly painful but non-lethal medical conditions. |
ThomCat |
Sep-21-08 11:00 PM |
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I can bowl a strike every time |
jberryhill |
Sep-22-08 01:20 AM |
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I can make bad musicians sound fairly competent. |
MilesColtrane |
Sep-22-08 04:20 AM |
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The ability to trip over almost everything. |
elshiva |
Sep-22-08 04:52 AM |
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I can predict the past. |
GoPsUx |
Sep-22-08 06:42 AM |
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I destroy small companies by quitting. |
bezdomny |
Sep-22-08 07:52 AM |
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I can name all the Senators in the US Senate from memory |
socialdemocrat1981 |
Sep-22-08 07:56 AM |
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I have the ability to have daily conversations with someone and be friends with them |
DarkTirade |
Sep-22-08 08:13 AM |
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I can calm down people who are hyperventilating or suffering from an anxiety attack |
nomad1776 |
Sep-22-08 08:16 AM |
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I can predict when TV shows will be on |
EstimatedProphet |
Sep-22-08 08:18 AM |
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I have an innate ability to convert oxygen into carbon dioxide |
Richardo |
Sep-22-08 08:31 AM |
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And you deign to walk among us! |
MPK |
Sep-22-08 10:43 AM |
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I am able to burn any vegetable in a skillet. |
WinkyDink |
Sep-22-08 09:53 AM |
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I can become invisible... |
LanternWaste |
Sep-22-08 11:22 AM |
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a kick in honor of heroes season 3 |
MPK |
Sep-23-08 12:10 AM |
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a kick in honor of heroes season 3 |
MPK |
Sep-23-08 12:10 AM |
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