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  -Time for DU Story telling - 3 words at a time LynneSin  Feb-26-04 10:16 AM   #0 
  - Once upon a time  LynneSin   Feb-26-04 10:16 AM   #1 
  - Dick said to  LynneSin   Feb-26-04 10:16 AM   #2 
  - your grandma that  Heyo   Feb-26-04 10:17 AM   #3 
  - he was a  2Sailsgirls   Feb-26-04 10:21 AM   #13 
     - -coming in a  Nihil   Feb-26-04 11:03 AM   #34 
        - fringe-topped surrey  Gildor Inglorion   Feb-26-04 09:59 PM   #97 
           - and a cherry ontop!!  LynneSin   Feb-27-04 11:10 AM   #119 
  - George, "George why.....  matcom   Feb-26-04 10:17 AM   #4 
  - is that thing  Screaming Lord Byron   Feb-26-04 10:18 AM   #5 
  - hanging out of  Nihil   Feb-26-04 11:03 AM   #33 
     - your snotty nose?  Catshrink   Feb-26-04 01:43 PM   #80 
        - I'm thinking.....booger.  kmla   Feb-27-04 11:28 AM   #131 
           - But could be  kmla   Feb-27-04 11:28 AM   #132 
              - His diminutive brain.  kmla   Feb-27-04 11:29 AM   #133 
                 - same damn thing  Catshrink   Feb-27-04 11:44 AM   #135 
                    - or leftover cocaine?  jchild   Feb-27-04 05:30 PM   #151 
  - did you sign  LynneSin   Feb-26-04 10:18 AM   #7 
     - Your name on  wysimdnwyg   Feb-26-04 10:20 AM   #9 
        - Katherine Harris's butt  LynneSin   Feb-26-04 10:20 AM   #10 
           - Couldn't you wait  JCCyC   Feb-26-04 10:28 AM   #26 
              - until my heart  LynneSin   Feb-26-04 10:39 AM   #27 
                 - turns into meatloaf  progressiverealist   Feb-26-04 10:53 AM   #29 
                    - (not the singer)  JCCyC   Feb-26-04 10:54 AM   #31 
                       - like Dick Cheney's  Endangered Specie   Feb-26-04 11:35 AM   #62 
                          - sorry white ass!  LynneSin   Feb-26-04 11:40 AM   #66 
                             - in undisclosed locations  Catshrink   Feb-27-04 12:45 PM   #140 
                                - at Crawford Texas  LynneSin   Feb-27-04 02:15 PM   #146 
                                   - where good Baptists  jchild   Feb-27-04 05:31 PM   #152 
                                      - pray to Halliburton  Donkeyboy75   Feb-27-04 05:34 PM   #157 
                                         - with shriveled brains  GoddessOfGuinness   Feb-27-04 07:47 PM   #178 
  - drunk, dysfunctional Shrub  BR_Parkway   Feb-26-04 10:18 AM   #6 
     - You are toast.  Catshrink   Feb-26-04 10:19 AM   #8 
        - but it's OK  JCCyC   Feb-26-04 10:20 AM   #11 
           - Poppy will buy  Catshrink   Feb-26-04 10:22 AM   #15 
              - you another election  LynneSin   Feb-26-04 10:23 AM   #17 
                 - Thanks to BBV  Catshrink   Feb-26-04 10:26 AM   #22 
                 - but not now  JCCyC   Feb-26-04 10:27 AM   #24 
                    - You idiot cokehead  Catshrink   Feb-26-04 11:04 AM   #35 
                       - Kerry's too far  JCCyC   Feb-26-04 11:05 AM   #36 
                          - above your sorryass  Catshrink   Feb-26-04 11:14 AM   #40 
                             - you'll bankerupt me  LynneSin   Feb-26-04 11:28 AM   #45 
                                - unless Osama helps  JCCyC   Feb-26-04 11:30 AM   #51 
                                   - by getting "found"  Endangered Specie   Feb-26-04 11:31 AM   #55 
                                      - or blowing shit  JCCyC   Feb-26-04 11:32 AM   #56 
                                      - through your nose  LynneSin   Feb-26-04 11:33 AM   #60 
                                         - or endorsing Sharpton  JCCyC   Feb-26-04 11:39 AM   #64 
                                            - thereby sticking needles  rezmutt   Feb-27-04 02:57 AM   #109 
                                            - voodoo doll-style  jchild   Feb-27-04 08:42 AM   #116 
                                            - into your abdomen  kmla   Feb-27-04 11:27 AM   #130 
                                            - and your caviar  jchild   Feb-27-04 05:33 PM   #154 
                                      - Hunting with Scalia  Catshrink   Feb-27-04 12:46 PM   #142 
                                         - for EvilDOing Ducks  LynneSin   Feb-27-04 05:39 PM   #162 
                 - thanks to DieBold  Endangered Specie   Feb-26-04 11:33 AM   #59 
                    - And Katherine Harris  LynneSin   Feb-26-04 11:41 AM   #67 
                       - so it seems  Endangered Specie   Feb-26-04 11:48 AM   #70 
                          - another mascara ball  Catshrink   Feb-26-04 01:21 PM   #73 
                             - not that you,  Limbought   Feb-26-04 04:42 PM   #85 
                                - Trust the Supremes  Catshrink   Feb-26-04 08:56 PM   #86 
                                   - or have any  Limbought   Feb-26-04 08:59 PM   #87 
                                      - favorite botox doctor  jchild   Feb-26-04 09:29 PM   #94 
                                         - But judging by  rezmutt   Feb-27-04 02:51 AM   #104 
                                            - your smelly breath  jchild   Feb-27-04 08:38 AM   #114 
                                               - Use Listerine, Damnit!!!  LynneSin   Feb-27-04 11:11 AM   #120 
                                                  - Kill those germs  Catshrink   Feb-27-04 12:46 PM   #141 
                                                  - and other EvilDOers  LynneSin   Feb-27-04 02:15 PM   #147 
                                                  - and nasty poopooers  jchild   Feb-27-04 05:34 PM   #156 
  - It was discovered  Endangered Specie   Feb-26-04 11:28 AM   #43 
  - that planet Mars  rezmutt   Feb-27-04 02:58 AM   #110 
     - Osama and Dick  LynneSin   Feb-27-04 05:42 PM   #167 
  - on planet earth  pfitz59   Feb-26-04 09:16 PM   #90 
  - far below ground  rezmutt   Feb-27-04 02:59 AM   #111 
     - intraterrestrials were plotting  GoddessOfGuinness   Feb-27-04 07:53 PM   #179 
  - Rush chastised addicts  Catshrink   Feb-26-04 09:51 PM   #95 
  - while he put  rezmutt   Feb-27-04 03:00 AM   #112 
     - large quantities of  LynneSin   Feb-27-04 11:12 AM   #121 
        - Oxy up his  Catshrink   Feb-27-04 11:46 AM   #136 
           - fat, lardish ass.  kmla   Feb-27-04 11:53 AM   #137 
              - causing anal cysts  Catshrink   Feb-27-04 12:43 PM   #139 
                 - near his nose  jchild   Feb-27-04 05:29 PM   #150 
                    - & on his brain  LynneSin   Feb-27-04 05:43 PM   #169 
  - there lived a  rezmutt   Feb-27-04 03:01 AM   #113 
     - socially conscious republican  GoddessOfGuinness   Feb-27-04 07:56 PM   #180 
        - He was alone  Catshrink   Feb-27-04 08:03 PM   #181 
           - very, VERY alone  LynneSin   Feb-27-04 08:33 PM   #185 
  - in a small cave  histohoney   Feb-26-04 10:20 AM   #12 
  - there was a tall man  alittlelark   Feb-26-04 10:22 AM   #14 
     - and a VP  LynneSin   Feb-26-04 10:22 AM   #16 
     - who eat sausage  Kamika   Feb-26-04 10:23 AM   #19 
        - with blue veins.  jfetoe   Feb-26-04 10:27 AM   #23 
           - and garden gnomes  progressiverealist   Feb-26-04 10:54 AM   #30 
              - who considered him  JCCyC   Feb-26-04 10:55 AM   #32 
                 - to be a  Nihil   Feb-26-04 11:05 AM   #37 
                    - part of the  JCCyC   Feb-26-04 11:07 AM   #38 
                       - scenery until he  Nihil   Feb-26-04 11:10 AM   #39 
                          - drank pure alcohol  Kamika   Feb-26-04 11:17 AM   #41 
                             - passed out and  Nihil   Feb-26-04 11:23 AM   #42 
                                - had a sex  JCCyC   Feb-26-04 11:28 AM   #44 
                                   - toy stuck up  LynneSin   Feb-26-04 11:29 AM   #46 
                                      - an orifice nobody  JCCyC   Feb-26-04 11:29 AM   #48 
                                      - really mentioned publicly.  kmla   Feb-27-04 11:54 AM   #138 
                                      - the hershey Highway  Endangered Specie   Feb-26-04 11:30 AM   #49 
                                      - "EEEEWWWWWWW THAT'S GROSS"  LynneSin   Feb-26-04 11:30 AM   #52 
                                         - , said the eleventh  JCCyC   Feb-26-04 11:31 AM   #54 
                                            - but then, he  Endangered Specie   Feb-26-04 11:35 AM   #61 
                                               - started to appreciate  JCCyC   Feb-26-04 11:38 AM   #63 
                                               - the feeling of  Endangered Specie   Feb-26-04 11:40 AM   #65 
                                               - sheer beatitude the  JCCyC   Feb-26-04 11:51 AM   #72 
                                               - mere mortals cannot  rezmutt   Feb-27-04 02:50 AM   #103 
                                               - grasp when one's  JCCyC   Feb-27-04 05:33 PM   #153 
                                               - mother is watching  jchild   Feb-27-04 05:35 PM   #158 
                                               - one's asshole being  JCCyC   Feb-27-04 05:41 PM   #166 
                                               - tickled for pleasure  jchild   Feb-27-04 05:44 PM   #171 
                                               - with a crowbar  JCCyC   Feb-27-04 07:20 PM   #174 
                                      - where the sun  Endangered Specie   Feb-26-04 11:30 AM   #50 
                                         - fails to shine  Limbought   Feb-26-04 09:01 PM   #88 
                                            - tapeworms dine on  jchild   Feb-26-04 09:28 PM   #93 
                                               - your very soul  rezmutt   Feb-27-04 02:49 AM   #102 
                                                  - because your innerds  jchild   Feb-27-04 08:43 AM   #117 
                                                  - are comprised of  kmla   Feb-27-04 11:22 AM   #128 
                                                  - greasy-grimy gopher guts  Catshrink   Feb-27-04 12:47 PM   #143 
                                                  - that smell of  JCCyC   Feb-27-04 05:34 PM   #155 
                                                  - rotten fishheads, boiled  jchild   Feb-27-04 05:37 PM   #159 
                                                  - in goat piss  JCCyC   Feb-27-04 07:21 PM   #175 
     - WITH A TALL HAT  jfetoe   Feb-26-04 10:23 AM   #18 
        - and a long memory  progressiverealist   Feb-26-04 10:25 AM   #20 
        - and a dialysis machine  alittlelark   Feb-26-04 10:26 AM   #21 
           - on the fritz  LynneSin   Feb-26-04 10:43 AM   #28 
              - "captured" in October  Endangered Specie   Feb-26-04 11:29 AM   #47 
                 - or was it really January?  jfetoe   Feb-26-04 11:32 AM   #58 
                    - of year 1981  LynneSin   Feb-26-04 11:43 AM   #69 
                       - when Reagan took  rezmutt   Feb-27-04 02:53 AM   #105 
                          - the White House  LynneSin   Feb-27-04 11:13 AM   #122 
                             - and cried, "Sinatra!,  jchild   Feb-27-04 05:38 PM   #160 
        - And small dick  chiburb   Feb-26-04 10:28 AM   #25 
           - ...Cheney's heart burst...  Tank in Texas   Feb-26-04 11:31 AM   #53 
              - the masses cheered  Endangered Specie   Feb-26-04 11:32 AM   #57 
                 - "Locking! Sex Thread!"  Whitacre D_WI   Feb-26-04 11:42 AM   #68 
                    - alas, moderator oppresion  Endangered Specie   Feb-26-04 11:48 AM   #71 
                       - sank yet another  JCCyC   Feb-26-04 01:22 PM   #74 
                          - pink torpedo in  TXlib   Feb-26-04 01:30 PM   #75 
                             - matcom's thong and  matcom   Feb-26-04 01:31 PM   #76 
                                - that's why we  JCCyC   Feb-26-04 01:33 PM   #77 
                                - Zomby Woof's Yak  LynneSin   Feb-26-04 01:33 PM   #78 
                                - Ate the lounge  Cuban_Liberal   Feb-26-04 01:36 PM   #79 
                                   - and regurgitated it  silverlib   Feb-26-04 01:57 PM   #82 
                                      - all over Senator  JCCyC   Feb-26-04 03:16 PM   #83 
                                         - Trent Lott's award  jchild   Feb-26-04 09:27 PM   #91 
                                            - and Lott said  silverlib   Feb-26-04 11:02 PM   #98 
                                               - "I ain't racist!"  rezmutt   Feb-27-04 02:54 AM   #106 
                                                  - "Instead, I'm yakist!"  jchild   Feb-27-04 08:39 AM   #115 
                                                  - We need Amendments...  LynneSin   Feb-27-04 11:13 AM   #123 
                                                  - need them quick  ronnykmarshall   Feb-27-04 11:18 AM   #126 
                                                  - to cut taxes  jchild   Feb-27-04 11:20 AM   #127 
                                                  - and cut Yakists  LynneSin   Feb-27-04 02:16 PM   #148 
                                                  - fiscal entitlement to  jchild   Feb-27-04 05:39 PM   #161 
                                                  - singing "Robb is  JCCyC   Feb-27-04 07:23 PM   #176 
                                - Robb's a dingbat  Catshrink   Feb-26-04 01:47 PM   #81 
                                   - without a doubt  MrSlayer   Feb-26-04 03:41 PM   #84 
                                      - we'll be back  peacebuzzard   Feb-26-04 09:02 PM   #89 
                                         - to back with  jchild   Feb-26-04 09:28 PM   #92 
                                            - more dirty money  Shanneee   Feb-26-04 09:53 PM   #96 
                                               - and Bush jokes  fortyfeetunder   Feb-26-04 11:18 PM   #99 
                                                  - and pickles pokes  montana_hazeleyes   Feb-27-04 01:35 AM   #100 
                                                     - and reefer smokes  rezmutt   Feb-27-04 02:55 AM   #107 
                                                     - 'til junior chokes  Catshrink   Feb-27-04 12:49 PM   #144 
                                                     - on another pretzel  Catshrink   Feb-27-04 12:49 PM   #145 
                                                     - which he forgot  jchild   Feb-27-04 05:40 PM   #163 
                                                     - to masticate properly  JCCyC   Feb-27-04 07:23 PM   #177 
                                                     - tried to snort  Catshrink   Feb-27-04 08:04 PM   #182 
  - We need beer  POed_Ex_Repub   Feb-27-04 01:59 AM   #101 
  - There's none here  rezmutt   Feb-27-04 02:56 AM   #108 
     - but have no fear  jfetoe   Feb-27-04 08:43 AM   #118 
        - LynneSin is Dear!!  LynneSin   Feb-27-04 11:14 AM   #124 
        - vodka will suffice  non sociopath skin   Feb-27-04 11:15 AM   #125 
           - Ooh! That's nice!  kmla   Feb-27-04 11:23 AM   #129 
              - only when iced  jchild   Feb-27-04 11:36 AM   #134 
                 - and mixed with  afraid_of_the_dark   Feb-27-04 02:18 PM   #149 
                    - Tequila and Salt  LynneSin   Feb-27-04 05:40 PM   #164 
                    - green body lice  jchild   Feb-27-04 05:40 PM   #165 
  - A carnie named Billy  jchild   Feb-27-04 05:42 PM   #168 
     - upon eating chili  GoddessOfGuinness   Feb-27-04 05:44 PM   #170 
        - was posting real silly  LynneSin   Feb-27-04 05:46 PM   #172 
           - and couldn't count  GoddessOfGuinness   Feb-27-04 05:53 PM   #173 
              - Those paperless ballots  Catshrink   Feb-27-04 08:05 PM   #183 
                 - and hanging chads  fortyfeetunder   Feb-27-04 08:07 PM   #184 
                    - and Disenfranchised Voters  LynneSin   Feb-27-04 08:34 PM   #186 
                       - Dumb fucking Supremes  Catshrink   Feb-27-04 08:36 PM   #187 
                          - Court, not the Group  LynneSin   Feb-27-04 08:38 PM   #188 
                             - Court and Spark  Radicalliberal   Feb-27-04 08:46 PM   #189 
 

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