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Wed Aug-27-08 10:48 AM
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| 63. OK, I might smell a little, |
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but I don't leave the toilet seat up.
I don't own a Barcolounger or anything of that sort.
But its the "unsolicited advice" part with which I take umbrage. I might have thought to give unsolicited advice if the woman (cf Why do we want Women Anyway?) in my life were ever to leave off giving her own "unsolicited advice." Indeed, she is very like a machine-gun of unsolicited advice blasting away, sometimes hitting her target, sometimes causing collateral damage, but always blasting. All I can do is keep my head down.
But I digress. I imagine that women want men for basically the same reason that men want women. It makes sex easier.
I do wonder, though, about gay and lesbian couples. Is life together like a never ending "unsolicited advice-off?", a complete and total "unsolicited" advice-o-rama?
Please advise.
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| -Why do we want men anyway? |
supernova |
Aug-26-08 06:28 PM |
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Unsolicited advice |
NeedleCast |
Aug-26-08 06:29 PM |
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Thanks. |
supernova |
Aug-26-08 06:30 PM |
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snort |
Radical Activist |
Aug-26-08 10:37 PM |
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Well, I keep mine because he does all the cooking |
skygazer |
Aug-26-08 06:31 PM |
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Does he have twin? |
supernova |
Aug-26-08 06:42 PM |
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Hey, skygazer, am I married to you without even knowing it? |
Aristus |
Aug-26-08 06:50 PM |
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I know more guys that can cook |
boilerbabe |
Aug-26-08 08:55 PM |
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Spooning, backrubs and he brings me coffee every morning. |
Shakespeare |
Aug-26-08 06:32 PM |
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A fair bargain |
supernova |
Aug-26-08 06:43 PM |
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What's fart amongst friends? Good trade off! n/t |
boilerbabe |
Aug-26-08 08:56 PM |
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Who else is going to worship you? |
Xipe Totec |
Aug-26-08 06:32 PM |
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I'll believe that |
supernova |
Aug-26-08 06:43 PM |
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No, truly, we love you THIIIIIIISSSS much! |
Xipe Totec |
Aug-26-08 06:51 PM |
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Awww, |
supernova |
Aug-26-08 06:56 PM |
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You've been thwarted! n/t |
boilerbabe |
Aug-26-08 08:58 PM |
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Straight boys don't know how to worship.... |
MsTryska |
Aug-27-08 10:50 AM |
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Thank you very much for your input. |
Xipe Totec |
Aug-28-08 01:44 PM |
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every woman should have a gay boyfriend |
MsTryska |
Aug-28-08 05:03 PM |
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Well, that's true |
Xipe Totec |
Aug-28-08 07:23 PM |
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ahhh..... |
MsTryska |
Aug-28-08 07:47 PM |
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Guilty... |
Xipe Totec |
Aug-28-08 07:48 PM |
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Puppies. |
Chan790 |
Aug-26-08 06:37 PM |
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And some of you need |
supernova |
Aug-26-08 06:46 PM |
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Men are like bears with furniture. |
ocelot |
Aug-26-08 06:54 PM |
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We squash bugs and get the sticky lids off? |
nomad1776 |
Aug-26-08 06:39 PM |
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And reach the stuff on the top shelf |
supernova |
Aug-26-08 06:46 PM |
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Haha. I am taller than my new love-interest--so-- |
boilerbabe |
Aug-26-08 09:08 PM |
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He makes me laugh and he looks good in his boxers. |
SOteric |
Aug-26-08 06:49 PM |
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Plus he has opposable thumbs. |
GOPisEvil |
Aug-26-08 07:49 PM |
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Haha. Gonna get in trouble so I won't add to this one..n/t |
boilerbabe |
Aug-26-08 09:09 PM |
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Hear ya on the cats. Does he catch mice? haha n/t |
boilerbabe |
Aug-26-08 09:02 PM |
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Have you tried putting the cat in his boxers? eom |
coyotespaw |
Aug-26-08 09:35 PM |
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We keep alcohol from accumulating |
kdsusa |
Aug-26-08 06:55 PM |
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I don't need any help in that department! haha n/t |
boilerbabe |
Aug-26-08 09:00 PM |
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men suck. |
pokerfan |
Aug-26-08 08:29 PM |
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That's hilarious n/t |
boilerbabe |
Aug-26-08 09:06 PM |
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Ha ha, I was reading the worst pickup lines. |
Lasher |
Aug-27-08 02:53 AM |
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So that guy I knew in HS wasn't the only one to say that |
lizerdbits |
Aug-27-08 04:15 AM |
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"He makes me laugh," Jessica Rabbit n/t |
sarge43 |
Aug-26-08 08:43 PM |
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They are fun and entertaining |
boilerbabe |
Aug-26-08 08:53 PM |
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men, because step ladders are inconvienient |
sentelle |
Aug-26-08 09:10 PM |
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And bugs don't squish themselves. |
DarkTirade |
Aug-26-08 09:20 PM |
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We're so good looking? |
pokerfan |
Aug-26-08 09:28 PM |
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For fucking. |
ZombieHorde |
Aug-26-08 09:32 PM |
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Unfortunately they don't need us for that. Even Roman women had dildos. |
gbrooks |
Aug-26-08 10:35 PM |
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If sex toys replaced people, almost every guy in the world would own a pocket pussy. |
ZombieHorde |
Aug-27-08 10:20 AM |
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Agreed |
KC2 |
Aug-28-08 05:26 PM |
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But they are still fun. |
ZombieHorde |
Aug-28-08 07:55 PM |
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well.... there is |
lost-in-nj |
Aug-26-08 09:32 PM |
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You like making us sandwiches and doing our laundry. |
LostInAnomie |
Aug-26-08 09:33 PM |
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Because we preside over the holy of holies, the 105 piece Craftsman socket wrench set. |
gbrooks |
Aug-26-08 10:32 PM |
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I put the seat down....it covers up the pee on the toilet rim. |
Evoman |
Aug-27-08 02:41 AM |
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Well, smelly or not, |
SeattleGirl |
Aug-27-08 02:44 AM |
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Men.... |
elshiva |
Aug-27-08 03:08 AM |
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Where would you be without us to look down on? |
JeffR |
Aug-27-08 03:13 AM |
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Well yeah.... |
SeattleGirl |
Aug-27-08 03:14 AM |
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. |
JeffR |
Aug-27-08 01:31 PM |
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Well, there are a lot of good guys out there, and they don't all smell. |
Lil Missy |
Aug-27-08 03:47 AM |
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Because most of us have a biological imperative to do so. |
Rhiannon12866 |
Aug-27-08 04:05 AM |
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Can I haz imperative? |
elshiva |
Aug-27-08 04:22 AM |
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Well, my friend, some people have different kinds of biological imperatives than others. |
Rhiannon12866 |
Aug-28-08 12:19 AM |
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We are needed for a very simple reason... |
Solon |
Aug-27-08 04:44 AM |
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You are needed... |
elshiva |
Aug-27-08 04:47 AM |
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I want a man |
Z_I_Peevey |
Aug-27-08 09:43 AM |
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it's the penis. |
MsTryska |
Aug-27-08 09:49 AM |
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I know my penis sure is |
AchtungToddler |
Aug-27-08 10:09 AM |
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That's BARCOLOUNGER thank you very much! |
Taverner |
Aug-27-08 09:50 AM |
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no idea. |
lionesspriyanka |
Aug-27-08 09:51 AM |
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You're missing out on a world of disappointment. |
Starbucks Anarchist |
Aug-27-08 10:22 AM |
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we cook over open flame better than you do! |
Pirate looks at 50 |
Aug-27-08 10:02 AM |
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Connecting stereo speakers. |
billyoc |
Aug-27-08 10:42 AM |
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They're so smart and sweet and generous and kind and sexy! |
redqueen |
Aug-27-08 10:45 AM |
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OK, I might smell a little, |
montanto |
Aug-27-08 10:48 AM |
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Love the machine-gun analogy! |
redqueen |
Aug-27-08 10:52 AM |
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I can't believe |
supernova |
Aug-27-08 01:32 PM |
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The only thing I like about them is that they leave the toilet seat up. |
BurtWorm |
Aug-27-08 01:33 PM |
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I am NOT smelly. |
MrSlayer |
Aug-28-08 03:34 AM |
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Cock! |
HEyHEY |
Aug-28-08 01:58 PM |
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Because we look so damn good in a tux! |
LanternWaste |
Aug-28-08 03:42 PM |
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Does it involve a penis? |
HypnoToad |
Aug-28-08 05:16 PM |
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the penis.. |
crimsonblue |
Aug-28-08 05:21 PM |
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There are over 200 hormones involved in sexual attraction |
bob_weaver |
Aug-28-08 07:48 PM |
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You've got to have somebody to blame. |
GoddessOfGuinness |
Aug-28-08 07:53 PM |
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"The human wang is a beautiful thing." -Homer Simpson. |
Peake |
Aug-28-08 08:05 PM |
#84 |