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Tue Aug-26-08 09:10 PM
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| 31. men, because step ladders are inconvienient |
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And artificial insemination messy.
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| -Why do we want men anyway? |
supernova |
Aug-26-08 06:28 PM |
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Unsolicited advice |
NeedleCast |
Aug-26-08 06:29 PM |
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Thanks. |
supernova |
Aug-26-08 06:30 PM |
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snort |
Radical Activist |
Aug-26-08 10:37 PM |
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Well, I keep mine because he does all the cooking |
skygazer |
Aug-26-08 06:31 PM |
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Does he have twin? |
supernova |
Aug-26-08 06:42 PM |
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Hey, skygazer, am I married to you without even knowing it? |
Aristus |
Aug-26-08 06:50 PM |
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I know more guys that can cook |
boilerbabe |
Aug-26-08 08:55 PM |
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Spooning, backrubs and he brings me coffee every morning. |
Shakespeare |
Aug-26-08 06:32 PM |
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A fair bargain |
supernova |
Aug-26-08 06:43 PM |
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What's fart amongst friends? Good trade off! n/t |
boilerbabe |
Aug-26-08 08:56 PM |
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Who else is going to worship you? |
Xipe Totec |
Aug-26-08 06:32 PM |
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I'll believe that |
supernova |
Aug-26-08 06:43 PM |
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No, truly, we love you THIIIIIIISSSS much! |
Xipe Totec |
Aug-26-08 06:51 PM |
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Awww, |
supernova |
Aug-26-08 06:56 PM |
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You've been thwarted! n/t |
boilerbabe |
Aug-26-08 08:58 PM |
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Straight boys don't know how to worship.... |
MsTryska |
Aug-27-08 10:50 AM |
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Thank you very much for your input. |
Xipe Totec |
Aug-28-08 01:44 PM |
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every woman should have a gay boyfriend |
MsTryska |
Aug-28-08 05:03 PM |
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Well, that's true |
Xipe Totec |
Aug-28-08 07:23 PM |
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ahhh..... |
MsTryska |
Aug-28-08 07:47 PM |
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Guilty... |
Xipe Totec |
Aug-28-08 07:48 PM |
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Puppies. |
Chan790 |
Aug-26-08 06:37 PM |
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And some of you need |
supernova |
Aug-26-08 06:46 PM |
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Men are like bears with furniture. |
ocelot |
Aug-26-08 06:54 PM |
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We squash bugs and get the sticky lids off? |
nomad1776 |
Aug-26-08 06:39 PM |
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And reach the stuff on the top shelf |
supernova |
Aug-26-08 06:46 PM |
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Haha. I am taller than my new love-interest--so-- |
boilerbabe |
Aug-26-08 09:08 PM |
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He makes me laugh and he looks good in his boxers. |
SOteric |
Aug-26-08 06:49 PM |
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Plus he has opposable thumbs. |
GOPisEvil |
Aug-26-08 07:49 PM |
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Haha. Gonna get in trouble so I won't add to this one..n/t |
boilerbabe |
Aug-26-08 09:09 PM |
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Hear ya on the cats. Does he catch mice? haha n/t |
boilerbabe |
Aug-26-08 09:02 PM |
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Have you tried putting the cat in his boxers? eom |
coyotespaw |
Aug-26-08 09:35 PM |
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We keep alcohol from accumulating |
kdsusa |
Aug-26-08 06:55 PM |
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I don't need any help in that department! haha n/t |
boilerbabe |
Aug-26-08 09:00 PM |
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men suck. |
pokerfan |
Aug-26-08 08:29 PM |
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That's hilarious n/t |
boilerbabe |
Aug-26-08 09:06 PM |
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Ha ha, I was reading the worst pickup lines. |
Lasher |
Aug-27-08 02:53 AM |
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So that guy I knew in HS wasn't the only one to say that |
lizerdbits |
Aug-27-08 04:15 AM |
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"He makes me laugh," Jessica Rabbit n/t |
sarge43 |
Aug-26-08 08:43 PM |
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They are fun and entertaining |
boilerbabe |
Aug-26-08 08:53 PM |
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men, because step ladders are inconvienient |
sentelle |
Aug-26-08 09:10 PM |
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And bugs don't squish themselves. |
DarkTirade |
Aug-26-08 09:20 PM |
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We're so good looking? |
pokerfan |
Aug-26-08 09:28 PM |
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For fucking. |
ZombieHorde |
Aug-26-08 09:32 PM |
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Unfortunately they don't need us for that. Even Roman women had dildos. |
gbrooks |
Aug-26-08 10:35 PM |
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If sex toys replaced people, almost every guy in the world would own a pocket pussy. |
ZombieHorde |
Aug-27-08 10:20 AM |
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Agreed |
KC2 |
Aug-28-08 05:26 PM |
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But they are still fun. |
ZombieHorde |
Aug-28-08 07:55 PM |
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well.... there is |
lost-in-nj |
Aug-26-08 09:32 PM |
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You like making us sandwiches and doing our laundry. |
LostInAnomie |
Aug-26-08 09:33 PM |
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Because we preside over the holy of holies, the 105 piece Craftsman socket wrench set. |
gbrooks |
Aug-26-08 10:32 PM |
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I put the seat down....it covers up the pee on the toilet rim. |
Evoman |
Aug-27-08 02:41 AM |
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Well, smelly or not, |
SeattleGirl |
Aug-27-08 02:44 AM |
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Men.... |
elshiva |
Aug-27-08 03:08 AM |
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Where would you be without us to look down on? |
JeffR |
Aug-27-08 03:13 AM |
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Well yeah.... |
SeattleGirl |
Aug-27-08 03:14 AM |
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. |
JeffR |
Aug-27-08 01:31 PM |
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Well, there are a lot of good guys out there, and they don't all smell. |
Lil Missy |
Aug-27-08 03:47 AM |
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Because most of us have a biological imperative to do so. |
Rhiannon12866 |
Aug-27-08 04:05 AM |
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Can I haz imperative? |
elshiva |
Aug-27-08 04:22 AM |
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Well, my friend, some people have different kinds of biological imperatives than others. |
Rhiannon12866 |
Aug-28-08 12:19 AM |
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We are needed for a very simple reason... |
Solon |
Aug-27-08 04:44 AM |
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You are needed... |
elshiva |
Aug-27-08 04:47 AM |
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I want a man |
Z_I_Peevey |
Aug-27-08 09:43 AM |
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it's the penis. |
MsTryska |
Aug-27-08 09:49 AM |
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I know my penis sure is |
AchtungToddler |
Aug-27-08 10:09 AM |
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That's BARCOLOUNGER thank you very much! |
Taverner |
Aug-27-08 09:50 AM |
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no idea. |
lionesspriyanka |
Aug-27-08 09:51 AM |
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You're missing out on a world of disappointment. |
Starbucks Anarchist |
Aug-27-08 10:22 AM |
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we cook over open flame better than you do! |
Pirate looks at 50 |
Aug-27-08 10:02 AM |
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Connecting stereo speakers. |
billyoc |
Aug-27-08 10:42 AM |
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They're so smart and sweet and generous and kind and sexy! |
redqueen |
Aug-27-08 10:45 AM |
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OK, I might smell a little, |
montanto |
Aug-27-08 10:48 AM |
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Love the machine-gun analogy! |
redqueen |
Aug-27-08 10:52 AM |
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I can't believe |
supernova |
Aug-27-08 01:32 PM |
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The only thing I like about them is that they leave the toilet seat up. |
BurtWorm |
Aug-27-08 01:33 PM |
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I am NOT smelly. |
MrSlayer |
Aug-28-08 03:34 AM |
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Cock! |
HEyHEY |
Aug-28-08 01:58 PM |
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Because we look so damn good in a tux! |
LanternWaste |
Aug-28-08 03:42 PM |
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Does it involve a penis? |
HypnoToad |
Aug-28-08 05:16 PM |
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the penis.. |
crimsonblue |
Aug-28-08 05:21 PM |
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There are over 200 hormones involved in sexual attraction |
bob_weaver |
Aug-28-08 07:48 PM |
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You've got to have somebody to blame. |
GoddessOfGuinness |
Aug-28-08 07:53 PM |
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"The human wang is a beautiful thing." -Homer Simpson. |
Peake |
Aug-28-08 08:05 PM |
#84 |
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