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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-08 12:21 PM
Response to Reply #32
37. I got a chicken peck once when I was a small child
I was crying all the way home because I thought this meant I was going to get chicken pox
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  -OK...you're in a room filled with chickens. What do you do? Taverner  Aug-16-08 05:51 PM   #0 
  - Gather eggs.  Karenina   Aug-16-08 05:53 PM   #1 
  - But what if they attack?  Taverner   Aug-16-08 05:54 PM   #4 
     - See post #2!  Karenina   Aug-16-08 06:32 PM   #20 
  - Fire up the grill and break out the barbeque sauce.  Redstone   Aug-16-08 05:53 PM   #2 
  - How nice of you to cook for them!  flvegan   Aug-16-08 06:13 PM   #8 
     - Nice post Chitler  Taverner   Aug-16-08 06:16 PM   #12 
     - Well, why SHOULDN'T they have some nice spicy chicken feed instead of the plain stuff?  Redstone   Aug-16-08 06:17 PM   #14 
  - Do the chickens have large talons?  Revolutionary_Acts04   Aug-16-08 05:53 PM   #3 
  - Leave the room  skygazer   Aug-16-08 05:58 PM   #5 
  - right there with you. Sharing a room with chickens is not on my list of things  yellowdogintexas   Aug-16-08 09:14 PM   #27 
  - Scratch at the ground, peck a little and cluck occasionally  east texas lib   Aug-16-08 06:10 PM   #6 
  - Do you think I'd be able to sneak out without them noticing?  Taverner   Aug-16-08 06:16 PM   #13 
  - Sure, as long as you don't have any large grasshoppers in your beak at the time.  east texas lib   Aug-16-08 06:35 PM   #21 
  - Absolutely! Establish your dominance in the pecking order right away. n/t  madeline_con   Aug-16-08 09:50 PM   #34 
  - What kind of chickens, and where did they come from?  flvegan   Aug-16-08 06:12 PM   #7 
  - Rhode Island Reds, and they just graduated from Ninja School.  Blue-Jay   Aug-16-08 06:15 PM   #11 
  - Bid a welcome to my new chicken overlords.  flvegan   Aug-16-08 06:20 PM   #16 
     - Nice post, Chamberlain.  Blue-Jay   Aug-16-08 06:24 PM   #19 
  - Say a bunch - you know, the kinds with beaks and feathers and stuff  Taverner   Aug-16-08 06:17 PM   #15 
     - Tell them that Redstone's putting vittles on for them.  flvegan   Aug-16-08 06:22 PM   #17 
  - Ask them why they started the war in Iraq for no good reason.  faygokid   Aug-16-08 06:15 PM   #9 
  - Turn around and step out of the hen house.  hedgehog   Aug-16-08 06:15 PM   #10 
  - Cross the road, quickly?  RetroLounge   Aug-16-08 06:24 PM   #18 
  - Inspired by your chickens, I bring you a tale of turkeys  skygazer   Aug-16-08 06:44 PM   #22 
  - Oh, God. We had chickens when I was a kid, and I absolutley HATED the fucking things.  Redstone   Aug-16-08 09:37 PM   #30 
  - I've seen that phenomenon....  moriah   Aug-16-08 09:38 PM   #31 
  - Find a fork?  mutley_r_us   Aug-16-08 06:46 PM   #23 
  - rearrange the pecking order by becoming HEAD CHICK  Skittles   Aug-16-08 06:53 PM   #24 
  - The Chicken Dance nt  femmocrat   Aug-16-08 07:04 PM   #25 
  - A lot of choking?  HypnoToad   Aug-16-08 07:06 PM   #26 
  - Reach for the corn flakes.  rug   Aug-16-08 09:25 PM   #28 
  - Curl up into the fetal position and begin sobbing gently.  Mojambo   Aug-16-08 09:27 PM   #29 
  - I have a flashback of 100 chickens accosting me on the way to the outhouse.  moriah   Aug-16-08 09:45 PM   #32 
  - I got a chicken peck once when I was a small child  Taverner   Aug-17-08 12:21 PM   #37 
  - ## PLEASE DONATE TO DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND! ##  DU GrovelBot   Aug-16-08 09:45 PM   #33 
  - Keep the oil at a consistent 375 degrees and fry in small batches  Amerigo Vespucci   Aug-16-08 09:53 PM   #35 
  - By "filled" do you mean, running around on the floor, or stuffed to the ceiling?  Peake   Aug-16-08 09:54 PM   #36 
  - Collapse into a fetal ball and weep uncontrollably, like I do after sex  Rabrrrrrr   Aug-17-08 12:28 PM   #38 
  - Funny, you do that after sex, myself before  Taverner   Aug-17-08 12:31 PM   #39 
  - For god's sake  libodem   Aug-17-08 02:21 PM   #40 
 

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