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Sat Aug-16-08 06:12 PM
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| 7. What kind of chickens, and where did they come from? |
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I actually have some experience here.
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| -OK...you're in a room filled with chickens. What do you do? |
Taverner |
Aug-16-08 05:51 PM |
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Gather eggs. |
Karenina |
Aug-16-08 05:53 PM |
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But what if they attack? |
Taverner |
Aug-16-08 05:54 PM |
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See post #2! |
Karenina |
Aug-16-08 06:32 PM |
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Fire up the grill and break out the barbeque sauce. |
Redstone |
Aug-16-08 05:53 PM |
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How nice of you to cook for them! |
flvegan |
Aug-16-08 06:13 PM |
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Nice post Chitler |
Taverner |
Aug-16-08 06:16 PM |
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Well, why SHOULDN'T they have some nice spicy chicken feed instead of the plain stuff? |
Redstone |
Aug-16-08 06:17 PM |
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Do the chickens have large talons? |
Revolutionary_Acts04 |
Aug-16-08 05:53 PM |
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Leave the room |
skygazer |
Aug-16-08 05:58 PM |
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right there with you. Sharing a room with chickens is not on my list of things |
yellowdogintexas |
Aug-16-08 09:14 PM |
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Scratch at the ground, peck a little and cluck occasionally |
east texas lib |
Aug-16-08 06:10 PM |
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Do you think I'd be able to sneak out without them noticing? |
Taverner |
Aug-16-08 06:16 PM |
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Sure, as long as you don't have any large grasshoppers in your beak at the time. |
east texas lib |
Aug-16-08 06:35 PM |
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Absolutely! Establish your dominance in the pecking order right away. n/t |
madeline_con |
Aug-16-08 09:50 PM |
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What kind of chickens, and where did they come from? |
flvegan |
Aug-16-08 06:12 PM |
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Rhode Island Reds, and they just graduated from Ninja School. |
Blue-Jay |
Aug-16-08 06:15 PM |
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Bid a welcome to my new chicken overlords. |
flvegan |
Aug-16-08 06:20 PM |
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Nice post, Chamberlain. |
Blue-Jay |
Aug-16-08 06:24 PM |
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Say a bunch - you know, the kinds with beaks and feathers and stuff |
Taverner |
Aug-16-08 06:17 PM |
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Tell them that Redstone's putting vittles on for them. |
flvegan |
Aug-16-08 06:22 PM |
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Ask them why they started the war in Iraq for no good reason. |
faygokid |
Aug-16-08 06:15 PM |
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Turn around and step out of the hen house. |
hedgehog |
Aug-16-08 06:15 PM |
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Cross the road, quickly? |
RetroLounge |
Aug-16-08 06:24 PM |
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Inspired by your chickens, I bring you a tale of turkeys |
skygazer |
Aug-16-08 06:44 PM |
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Oh, God. We had chickens when I was a kid, and I absolutley HATED the fucking things. |
Redstone |
Aug-16-08 09:37 PM |
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I've seen that phenomenon.... |
moriah |
Aug-16-08 09:38 PM |
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Find a fork? |
mutley_r_us |
Aug-16-08 06:46 PM |
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rearrange the pecking order by becoming HEAD CHICK |
Skittles |
Aug-16-08 06:53 PM |
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The Chicken Dance nt |
femmocrat |
Aug-16-08 07:04 PM |
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A lot of choking? |
HypnoToad |
Aug-16-08 07:06 PM |
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Reach for the corn flakes. |
rug |
Aug-16-08 09:25 PM |
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Curl up into the fetal position and begin sobbing gently. |
Mojambo |
Aug-16-08 09:27 PM |
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I have a flashback of 100 chickens accosting me on the way to the outhouse. |
moriah |
Aug-16-08 09:45 PM |
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I got a chicken peck once when I was a small child |
Taverner |
Aug-17-08 12:21 PM |
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DU GrovelBot |
Aug-16-08 09:45 PM |
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Keep the oil at a consistent 375 degrees and fry in small batches |
Amerigo Vespucci |
Aug-16-08 09:53 PM |
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By "filled" do you mean, running around on the floor, or stuffed to the ceiling? |
Peake |
Aug-16-08 09:54 PM |
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Collapse into a fetal ball and weep uncontrollably, like I do after sex |
Rabrrrrrr |
Aug-17-08 12:28 PM |
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Funny, you do that after sex, myself before |
Taverner |
Aug-17-08 12:31 PM |
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For god's sake |
libodem |
Aug-17-08 02:21 PM |
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