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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-08 07:02 AM
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9. that was gonna be the one I was gonna tell!
I don't have any other jokes...Just good luck to you varkam! :)
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  -*****SEMI-OFFICIAL "VARKAM IS STARTING LAW SCHOOL SO LET'S TELL HIM LAWYER JOKES" THREAD***** varkam  Aug-10-08 03:24 AM   #0 
  - What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?  reformedrepub   Aug-10-08 03:25 AM   #1 
  - that was gonna be the one I was gonna tell!  turtlensue   Aug-10-08 07:02 AM   #9 
  - Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?  Lasher   Aug-10-08 04:40 AM   #2 
  - Ohhh, here's one of my favorites:  varkam   Aug-10-08 04:50 AM   #3 
     - The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?  Lasher   Aug-10-08 05:07 AM   #4 
        - I had to translate that one to my kid, since I literally LOLd.  Commie Pinko Dirtbag   Aug-10-08 11:28 AM   #15 
  - Why do lawyers wear starched collars and neck ties??  ALiberalSailor   Aug-10-08 05:08 AM   #5 
  - It was SO cold outside today ,  blockhead   Aug-10-08 05:17 AM   #6 
  - What's the difference between a dead lawyer and a dead skunk in the middle of the road?  hobbit709   Aug-10-08 06:49 AM   #7 
  - Lol! Awesome.  varkam   Aug-10-08 07:00 AM   #8 
  - Why is it that lawyers never get bitten by poisonous snakes?  Ikonoklast   Aug-10-08 08:45 AM   #10 
  - Good Luck!  Lady President   Aug-10-08 09:10 AM   #11 
  - Oh I know I'm going to make a fool of myself.  varkam   Aug-10-08 02:47 PM   #21 
  - Ok, but remember, you asked for it!  KC2   Aug-10-08 09:11 AM   #12 
  - true story....  MrsBrady   Aug-10-08 10:40 AM   #13 
  - Why do they bury lawyers 6 feet deep?  citizen_jane   Aug-10-08 11:17 AM   #14 
  - That's totally going in the book.  varkam   Aug-10-08 02:45 PM   #20 
  - Here's one:  Commie Pinko Dirtbag   Aug-10-08 11:33 AM   #16 
  - ROFL!  varkam   Aug-10-08 12:48 PM   #18 
  - LOL Kick  cabbage08   Aug-10-08 01:21 PM   #19 
  - I don't have a joke--sorry  boilerbabe   Aug-10-08 11:39 AM   #17 
  - Hmmm...you obviously don't know me very well.  varkam   Aug-10-08 02:48 PM   #22 
  - The Tennessee Three Kick Rule  Doug.Goodall   Aug-10-08 03:57 PM   #23 
  - Q: Why are lawyers buried only up to their necks in concrete?  sarge43   Aug-10-08 04:18 PM   #24 
  - If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning,  mycritters2   Aug-10-08 04:18 PM   #25 
  - Overheard at a trial:  XemaSab   Aug-10-08 04:50 PM   #26 
 

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