Reply #192: All guns make mysterious clicking sounds whenever someone raises them to eye level.

[benEzra]

Guns fired from the hip magically aim themselves and actually hit stuff, as long as the Good Guy is doing it. And the Bad Guy can't hit the Good Guy at all even with a scoped rifle at 50 yards, unless he just hits him in the shoulder. If the Bad Guy is a psycho, no one around the Damsel in Distress is allowed to be more competent with weapons than a 5-year-old on a sugar high. And you can thumb-cock a Glock.

Ford Crown Vics driven by Good Guys can keep up with BMW M5's, Corvettes, and Ferraris. Minivans driven by Good Guys can outrun anything on the road.

Whenever a car is shot with anything larger than a BB gun, it blows up in a huge fireball, even if you hit it in the radiator or the spare tire.

Most of the villains need to read Evil Overlordship for Dummies:
http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

Somewhere around here, I have "What I Would Do If I Were On A Scientific Spec-Ops Team," but I can't find it...