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RadiationTherapy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 03:04 PM
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15. i just read a story about a man
who came out from swimming nude in cold water and sat in a wood slat chair; his testicles, shrunken, fit easily between the slats. As his body warmed, his testicles enlarged and hung lower and lower. He tried to stand up and his testicles were stuck between the slats. He called for help and the chair was cut off of him.

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  -So I was in the bathroom wondering what it would be like to have eye stalks RadiationTherapy  Jul-29-08 12:36 PM   #0 
  - There would be lots of kids crying at Dairy Queen  DS1   Jul-29-08 12:38 PM   #1 
  - Nice. I was thinking tentacles  RadiationTherapy   Jul-29-08 12:44 PM   #2 
     - how about your back and legs covered with small but strong little legs  DS1   Jul-29-08 12:47 PM   #3 
        - Wow. What an idea!  RadiationTherapy   Jul-29-08 01:00 PM   #5 
        - I've always admired your powers of imagination!  Godlesscommieprevert   Jul-29-08 08:15 PM   #30 
  - I have one thing to say: Live action hentai.  DarkTirade   Jul-29-08 12:50 PM   #4 
  - I'd like to have wheels.  EstimatedProphet   Jul-29-08 01:02 PM   #6 
  - After DS1's miniature back legs, I am going to have to ask you to resubmit your answer.  RadiationTherapy   Jul-29-08 02:15 PM   #7 
     - What do you have against wheels?  EstimatedProphet   Jul-29-08 02:28 PM   #8 
        - Nothing. I mean, wheels are cool...  RadiationTherapy   Jul-29-08 03:00 PM   #14 
  - i would like a penis but no balls. balls are gross.  lionesspriyanka   Jul-29-08 02:30 PM   #9 
  - i just read a story about a man  RadiationTherapy   Jul-29-08 03:04 PM   #15 
  - I work with a guy that is like that.  EstimatedProphet   Jul-29-08 03:30 PM   #18 
     - he is dick with no balls?  lionesspriyanka   Jul-29-08 05:10 PM   #21 
        - Exactly!  EstimatedProphet   Jul-29-08 07:06 PM   #23 
  - How about if we were equipped with at least one appendage or limb  Arkansas Granny   Jul-29-08 02:32 PM   #10 
  - Like a 6 foot long finger with 72 joints that juts out of the forehead?  RadiationTherapy   Jul-29-08 08:22 PM   #33 
  - I'd like a tail like a cat  Rosie1223   Jul-29-08 02:36 PM   #11 
  - ooohhh!  lionesspriyanka   Jul-29-08 02:41 PM   #13 
  - What about the ears, too?  kentauros   Jul-29-08 03:27 PM   #17 
  - Nah, my ears kinda stick out now.  Rosie1223   Jul-29-08 03:44 PM   #20 
  - Cat tail & ears  MadrasT   Jul-29-08 03:37 PM   #19 
  - Wait... but that would give people a way to actually know what a woman is feeling.  DarkTirade   Jul-29-08 08:20 PM   #31 
  - I am going to keep this thread when it runs its course.  RadiationTherapy   Jul-29-08 08:24 PM   #34 
  - I am serious about a book and this is a wonderful expression.  RadiationTherapy   Jul-29-08 08:21 PM   #32 
  - One word: wings.  FloridaJudy   Jul-29-08 02:41 PM   #12 
  - I am not sure I would want a Paul McCartney surgically attached to me  RadiationTherapy   Jul-29-08 03:05 PM   #16 
  - I've always wanted a prehensile tail. nt  Herdin_Cats   Jul-29-08 05:15 PM   #22 
  - Gills.  Bornaginhooligan   Jul-29-08 07:07 PM   #24 
  - 1983-(A merman I should turn to be)  RadiationTherapy   Jul-29-08 08:05 PM   #27 
  - I used to lie on the bed and stare at the ceiling.  madeline_con   Jul-29-08 07:23 PM   #25 
  - So, a second brain for dreaming while performing more mundane, sensible tasks?  RadiationTherapy   Jul-29-08 08:07 PM   #28 
  - prehensile penis.  KG   Jul-29-08 07:30 PM   #26 
     - You could pick up things for people!  RadiationTherapy   Jul-29-08 08:08 PM   #29 
 

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