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Sat Jul-19-08 09:39 AM Response to Original message |
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| -Joke time - post yours. I have to tell this one I heard tonight at poker.... | Skip Intro | Jul-19-08 02:18 AM | #0 |
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OK! I see how it is... |
CaliforniaPeggy | Jul-19-08 02:21 AM | #1 |
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this is a joke I heard from Uncle Dirty in New York Improv |
Whisp | Jul-19-08 02:56 AM | #2 |
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Bill worked in a pickle factory |
pokerfan | Jul-19-08 03:18 AM | #3 |
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Here's one |
Angleae | Jul-19-08 03:26 AM | #4 |
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here ya go... |
mcctatas | Jul-19-08 03:30 AM | #5 |
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That's funny, |
TheCentepedeShoes | Jul-19-08 12:34 PM | #9 |
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Maybe we should go for a pint and discuss it.... |
mcctatas | Jul-19-08 12:47 PM | #14 |
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ACK! A few hours later I realize, I screwed that joke up. |
Skip Intro | Jul-19-08 09:34 AM | #6 |
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I will be shot for this |
Gilligan | Jul-19-08 09:39 AM | #7 |
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Once again.... |
AnneD | Jul-19-08 12:46 PM | #13 |
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Do you know who the most popular guy |
FloridaJudy | Jul-19-08 09:44 AM | #8 |
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You screwed up the punchline. |
Blue-Jay | Jul-19-08 12:35 PM | #10 |
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you actually got that joke wrong....It's "why does Michael Jackson love twenty five year olds"? |
RedShoes | Jul-19-08 12:44 PM | #11 |
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OK |
sakabatou | Jul-19-08 12:45 PM | #12 |
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Ok here goes... |
From The Ashes | Jul-19-08 01:09 PM | #15 |
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Since we're being so un-PC: |
Bicoastal | Jul-19-08 01:22 PM | #16 |
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I think I see the direction this thread is going. |
deucemagnet | Jul-19-08 01:23 PM | #17 |
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A woman calls her husband into the bedroom. |
MrCoffee | Jul-19-08 01:31 PM | #18 |
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Two firemen were buttfucking in a smoke-filled room... |
Blue-Jay | Jul-19-08 01:34 PM | #19 |
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A little cultural insensitivity regarding our European neighbors: |
Bicoastal | Jul-19-08 01:34 PM | #20 |
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A guy comes home from work to find his wife waiting with her bags packed |
MrCoffee | Jul-19-08 01:40 PM | #21 |
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... |
ccharles000 | Jul-19-08 04:30 PM | #22 |
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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? |
Concerned GA Voter | Jul-19-08 05:53 PM | #23 |
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Super Bowl |
pokerfan | Jul-19-08 07:03 PM | #24 |
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Deaf Bookkeeper |
SalmonChantedEvening | Jul-19-08 08:18 PM | #25 |
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Thanks for the OP and all the jokes |
mdmc | Jul-19-08 08:38 PM | #26 |
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How to drive your wife wild. |
Whisp | Jul-19-08 09:15 PM | #27 |
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A Frenchmen, an Italian, and an American were vacationing in the Bahamas |
krispos42 | Jul-20-08 02:33 AM | #34 |
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never mind |
harmonicon | Jul-19-08 09:45 PM | #28 |
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Man goes to Revivilist Meeting for help with his hearing |
behave | Jul-19-08 09:57 PM | #29 |
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I have one |
bumblebee1 | Jul-19-08 11:04 PM | #30 |
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This isn't locked yet??? |
moriah | Jul-20-08 02:04 AM | #31 |
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2 muffins are inside a preheated oven |
sniffa | Jul-20-08 02:14 AM | #32 |
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This woman who's 6 months pregnant gets in a car crash... |
krispos42 | Jul-20-08 02:22 AM | #33 |
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How can you tell if you're at a "Gay Barbeque"??? |
ALiberalSailor | Jul-20-08 03:10 AM | #35 |
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. |
XemaSab | Jul-20-08 03:23 AM | #36 |
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Driving Dreams |
moriah | Jul-20-08 04:58 AM | #37 |
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The Chicken and the Egg |
moriah | Jul-20-08 06:45 AM | #38 |
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The Popular Mule |
WakeMeUp | Jul-20-08 09:04 AM | #39 |
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