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Sun Feb-22-04 10:01 AM
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| 50. I am your Superior - (one of the following is false) |
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Edited on Sun Feb-22-04 10:08 AM by new_beawr
I have helped create incredibly beautiful and intelligent children
I am an understanding and compassionate man
My wife is eleven years younger than I, is an experienced Yoga Teacher and understands the overwhelming power of her kindness
I have appeared on CDs actually for sale in stores as both a Jazz/Rock Trumpeter and a Tenor (vocal) soloist
I earn a lot of money
When I get an erection, I pass out from the lack of blood to my brain
I have a Monette Ajna trumpet
I have a Steinway Piano
I make the finest barbecued ribs this side of Carolina
I have a PhD in Computer Science
I was one of the pioneers of the Web Services Platform
I got over 1500 on my SATs while almost flunking out of High School
I have directed plays professionally (barely)
On Edit:
My Wife says I make really good coffee and that I am very funny. She sure as hell didn't marry me for my looks....
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| -A thread to gloat and brag about yourself... |
Endangered Specie |
Feb-20-04 11:57 PM |
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I am a manmen |
camero |
Feb-20-04 11:59 PM |
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...'like im the center of the universe'? |
LastKnight |
Feb-21-04 12:01 AM |
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hmmmm.... |
Shanneee |
Feb-21-04 12:26 AM |
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I think therefore you are.. |
POed_Ex_Repub |
Feb-21-04 12:28 AM |
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Now you ladies lissen up good, now! I'm six feet tall.... |
Westegg |
Feb-21-04 12:31 AM |
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I was just thinking that you sounded like an egotistical asshole! |
JVS |
Feb-21-04 03:16 AM |
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I'm too sexy for my shirt |
populistmom |
Feb-21-04 12:31 AM |
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I'm a legend |
mykpart |
Feb-21-04 12:39 AM |
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When I walk into a room |
NoPasaran |
Feb-21-04 12:51 AM |
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My penis is too large |
Semi_subversive |
Feb-21-04 01:10 AM |
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I have the best dimple ever in the entire world! and the cutest dog ever! |
slinkerwink |
Feb-21-04 01:12 AM |
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Nope sorry! I have the cutest dog in the world...see? |
fudge stripe cookays |
Feb-21-04 07:41 AM |
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nooo.....my dog is the cutest! see? |
slinkerwink |
Feb-21-04 08:21 PM |
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Very cute, indeed! |
texasblueeyes |
Feb-21-04 08:35 PM |
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lol! that's the thing with dog owners, is that their dog is the cutest in |
slinkerwink |
Feb-21-04 08:37 PM |
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Sure he is... |
fudge stripe cookays |
Feb-22-04 09:06 AM |
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lol! he's a miniature toy poodle |
slinkerwink |
Feb-22-04 11:15 AM |
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ok... Fly By Nite Lighthouse... |
Tank in Texas |
Feb-21-04 01:43 AM |
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I just got a job!!! |
DemXCGI |
Feb-21-04 02:55 AM |
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Way to go! |
A-Schwarzenegger |
Feb-21-04 05:43 AM |
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Congrats! |
texasblueeyes |
Feb-21-04 08:38 PM |
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Thank you... |
DemXCGI |
Feb-21-04 11:54 PM |
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Congratulations! |
Bertha Venation |
Feb-22-04 09:46 AM |
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I'm too modest to participate in this thread |
Feanorcurufinwe |
Feb-21-04 03:13 AM |
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I have such DENSE, RADIANT MANHOOD... |
northwest |
Feb-21-04 04:28 AM |
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875 Flop has been on a colossal roll, thank you |
AwsieDooger |
Feb-21-04 04:42 AM |
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Me Me Me Me Me...Myself Myself Myself Myself...I I I I I... |
rezmutt |
Feb-21-04 04:58 AM |
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I once got busy |
northzax |
Feb-21-04 08:53 PM |
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I've got a really good anti-* website |
carols |
Feb-21-04 09:12 PM |
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Yes, it is quite good, thanks. |
new_beawr |
Feb-22-04 10:10 AM |
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I have a high C. D-flat on good days. |
pagerbear |
Feb-21-04 09:34 PM |
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I wrote a 30-line Perl script that saved my colleagues hours of work |
forradalom |
Feb-21-04 09:37 PM |
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I designed and now manufacture a device that saves........ |
Oz |
Feb-21-04 09:41 PM |
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How is it I'm still poor? |
Oz |
Feb-21-04 10:19 PM |
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I have beautiful green eyes. |
NightTrain |
Feb-21-04 09:43 PM |
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I'm a famous artist |
Melsky |
Feb-21-04 09:45 PM |
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just testing my new sig |
BadGimp |
Feb-21-04 09:47 PM |
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I was a damn cute little kid... |
YellowRubberDuckie |
Feb-21-04 09:55 PM |
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I raised........... |
Oz |
Feb-21-04 09:56 PM |
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I can do anything you can do, better |
DS1 |
Feb-21-04 10:09 PM |
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No, you can't |
Rabrrrrrr |
Feb-22-04 12:01 AM |
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Yes, I can! |
DS1 |
Feb-22-04 12:09 AM |
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No, you can't! |
Rabrrrrrr |
Feb-22-04 12:10 AM |
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Yes, I can!!! |
DS1 |
Feb-22-04 01:19 AM |
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No, you can't!!!! |
Rabrrrrrr |
Feb-22-04 01:35 AM |
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listen here bitches |
brainwashed_youth |
Feb-21-04 11:20 PM |
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Other women hate me |
mykpart |
Feb-21-04 11:24 PM |
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Why believe what I have to say? |
EstimatedProphet |
Feb-21-04 11:31 PM |
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I have really good shoes |
Ramsey |
Feb-21-04 11:35 PM |
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I simply am a world class drummer |
bobthedrummer |
Feb-21-04 11:36 PM |
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I have a CD that I produced myself, |
Rabrrrrrr |
Feb-22-04 12:04 AM |
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I am your Superior - (one of the following is false) |
new_beawr |
Feb-22-04 10:01 AM |
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I wrote, directed and editied a feature film |
slackdude |
Feb-22-04 11:36 AM |
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