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...and blond and blue-eyed. Got me a hundred-sixty I.Q., a $90,000 BMW, a three-picture deal with a major Hollywood studio, a smart , stylish 2,500 square-foot co-op in Manhattan, a vacation spread in Malibu, 500 K in my checking account and, at the age of 32, I got almost NO body fat. I'm single---and I loves to mingle!
Okay. Maybe not. (Sigh.) So I'm 40, don't own a 90K Beemer, and am laboring to finish my first novel. I'm 25 pounds heavier than I've ever been. And I'm only 5' 10". The rest of the above is true---except for the parts that ain't. Plus, I'm marrried. My wife is sleeping ten feet away from me. She just woke up to ask me what I was wasting my time on.
As Hendrix said, "Reality is such a ... drag."
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