Reply #27: Hey, you know the drill.

[Tyler Durden]

If I spent all day in the clinic dealing with Dependents and GOMERS with bruises, THEN I've got the "DUTY" for the next 16 THEN a full 8 until 1600 liberty, You REALLY don't want to wake me up in the Duty room unless you're trying to DIE. Then I cut you a huss.

But you show up, nasty smelly drunk and I get to swab your "Johnson" at 4am, spend the next hour running the tests, treat you, do the paperwork and not get back to sleep before muster...Well, you know what they say: NEVER piss off the Yeoman or the Corpsman.

We never did any initiations. Sewage Pit, I mean Sewell's Point was bad enough. First year there, I oversaw (and picked up the slack) on 3 strikers running the "drawing room." We drew 100 patients an hour, 5 days a week, 52 weeks a year. Minimum.