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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-03-08 09:32 AM
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52. Jerry Ma-EFFING-guire
"Don't cry at the beginning of a date. Cry at the end, like I do."

"On the surface, everything seems fine. I've got this great guy. And he loves my kid. And he sure does like me a lot. And I can't live like that. It's not the way I'm built."

"I love him! I love him for the man he wants to be. And I love him for the man he almost is."

"I love you. You... you complete me. And I just..."

"Shut up, just shut up. You had me at "hello"."

"We live in a cynical world. A cynical world. And we work in a business of tough competitors. I love you. You... complete me."

"I hated myself... no, I hated my place in the world."

"You are Jerry Ma-fucken-guire!"

"You bet on me like I bet on you."

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