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laconicsax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-19-08 12:36 AM
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94. Before I apply, I need to know a couple things.
What's the starting pay?  How generous is the benefits package?  What opportunities for advancement are there?

I'm a multi-instrumentalist.  That has to count for something.
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  -To make it through the coming Depression, I'm starting a commune prolesunited  Mar-16-08 10:17 PM   #0 
  - OK, I'll make wine and beer for trade, but I won't drink it  Sugar Smack   Mar-16-08 10:23 PM   #1 
  - I can cuss a mean streak when provoked.  JerseyGirlDem   Mar-16-08 10:24 PM   #2 
  - I'll be the commune historian.  Aristus   Mar-16-08 10:24 PM   #3 
  - I can make anything out of anykind of wood. I've spent years refurbishing old  leeroysphits   Mar-16-08 10:24 PM   #4 
  - I can turn the world on with my smile  quadriga   Mar-16-08 10:37 PM   #5 
  - I will clothe the commune with my own two hands.  Ellen Forradalom   Mar-16-08 10:45 PM   #6 
  - I'll vouch for this:  XemaSab   Mar-16-08 10:53 PM   #12 
  - Ooh, I forgot knitting and crocheting...  LynzM   Mar-17-08 12:09 AM   #25 
  - I'll clothe women's boobies with my own two hands.  Rabrrrrrr   Mar-17-08 07:56 AM   #37 
  - As warm as cashmere and more environmentally responsible  Ellen Forradalom   Mar-17-08 10:17 AM   #45 
  - Thanks  prolesunited   Mar-17-08 03:47 PM   #67 
  - I'm willing to be Ellen's apprentice  JoDog   Mar-19-08 03:05 PM   #101 
  - I am falling apart, and I'm able to do less and less as time goes on.  ThomCat   Mar-16-08 10:50 PM   #7 
  - You can be the "Cat Whisperer".  Sugar Smack   Mar-16-08 10:52 PM   #11 
     - Awesome! I get to commune with more kitties!  ThomCat   Mar-16-08 10:55 PM   # 
  - I'm a certified Master Gardener.  OnionPatch   Mar-16-08 10:51 PM   #8 
  - I would love to have your skills,  ThomCat   Mar-16-08 10:56 PM   #15 
  - cool!  stuntcat   Mar-17-08 11:43 AM   #62 
  - I have a degree in soils.  XemaSab   Mar-16-08 10:51 PM   #9 
  - proles!  tigereye   Mar-16-08 10:52 PM   #10 
  - Oh, I make a mean cup of coffee!  Sugar Smack   Mar-16-08 11:10 PM   #17 
     - hey Sugar!  tigereye   Mar-16-08 11:42 PM   #22 
  - I'm a really good cook  Connonym   Mar-16-08 10:54 PM   #13 
  - Forget the commune!  ikhor   Mar-16-08 10:59 PM   #16 
  - I can soothe the savage beast  Southpawkicker   Mar-16-08 10:55 PM   #14 
  - I can get the internet up and running using a thimble, a toothpick, 3 droplets of water, and 6 mice  Godhumor   Mar-16-08 11:16 PM   #18 
  - ah I can do it with a thimble, a toothpick, 3 droplets of water, FOUR mice, and  zingaro   Mar-17-08 12:26 AM   #28 
  - Let's see  pokerfan   Mar-16-08 11:36 PM   #19 
  - Holy shit.  LynzM   Mar-17-08 12:11 AM   #26 
  - I have mad gardening skills.......  Bennyboy   Mar-16-08 11:38 PM   #20 
  - We ain't gonna be sellin' none of that!  ikhor   Mar-16-08 11:40 PM   #21 
  - 3 medical cards and  Bennyboy   Mar-17-08 12:13 AM   #27 
  - I know how to make paper  RainDog   Mar-17-08 12:08 AM   #24 
     - I think you just need to come to our house  prolesunited   Mar-17-08 03:51 PM   #68 
        - sounds good to me!  RainDog   Mar-17-08 04:35 PM   #71 
  - Skills that may or may not be needed  LynzM   Mar-17-08 12:08 AM   #23 
  - I will kick your ass if you don't let me in n/t  Skittles   Mar-17-08 12:29 AM   #29 
  - I like makin' stuff.  DarkTirade   Mar-17-08 12:38 AM   #30 
  - Oh, and I forgot to mention the other big thing I do...  DarkTirade   Mar-18-08 03:43 PM   #85 
  - I'll read DU and tell you all what's happening here  dotcosm   Mar-17-08 02:10 AM   #31 
  - I know how to survive after loosing it all  merh   Mar-17-08 02:19 AM   #32 
  - I can make a mean  laylah   Mar-17-08 06:25 AM   #33 
  - Y'all are all a buncha communeists. However...  trof   Mar-17-08 07:06 AM   #34 
  - I'll sustain the community by impregnating the fertile women.  whoisalhedges   Mar-17-08 07:52 AM   #35 
  - I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there  pokerfan   Mar-17-08 11:32 AM   #50 
  - She said make a case to be ACCEPTED, not REJECTED.  PeaceNikki   Mar-17-08 05:59 PM   #75 
     - Silly PeaceNikki.  whoisalhedges   Mar-18-08 10:35 AM   #80 
  - I'm naked  BarenakedLady   Mar-17-08 07:53 AM   #36 
  - Simulaneously? nt  achtung_circus   Mar-17-08 08:00 AM   #39 
     - Hmmmm  BarenakedLady   Mar-17-08 08:03 AM   #40 
        - Breath in, breath out, there you go. nt  achtung_circus   Mar-17-08 08:08 AM   #42 
  - I will make meal times incredibly tense and anxious, causing stomach disorders  Rabrrrrrr   Mar-17-08 07:58 AM   #38 
  - Good!  lizziegrace   Mar-17-08 08:03 AM   #41 
  - That will probably straighten my right out...  MrsGrumpy   Mar-17-08 11:40 AM   #61 
  - Being from Appalachia...  Inchworm   Mar-17-08 08:59 AM   #43 
  - Can you make some mash?  BarenakedLady   Mar-17-08 11:35 AM   #52 
     - Indeed I can  Inchworm   Mar-17-08 11:40 AM   #60 
        - Stills aren't that hard to make.  DarkTirade   Mar-17-08 06:09 PM   #77 
  - Looking at this long-run you are going to need to reproduce  underpants   Mar-17-08 09:02 AM   #44 
  - perimeter security  DS1   Mar-17-08 10:29 AM   #46 
  - You have beautifully flowing hair.  BarenakedLady   Mar-17-08 11:33 AM   #51 
     - Nappy  DS1   Mar-17-08 12:06 PM   #66 
  - I play a wicked air guitar.  youthere   Mar-17-08 10:33 AM   #47 
  - If it were up to me I'd say yes.  DarkTirade   Mar-18-08 06:01 PM   #86 
  - I'm good with kids and have a degree in elementary education, in case you need to  GreenPartyVoter   Mar-17-08 10:33 AM   #48 
  - You would want my big guy.  siligut   Mar-17-08 10:35 AM   #49 
  - i will make the ladies happy. i can cook. speak 3 languages. irritating as hell.  lionesspriyanka   Mar-17-08 11:35 AM   #53 
  - If you do it topless, you'll make the men happy too.  Blue-Jay   Mar-17-08 11:36 AM   #55 
  - And some women too.  BarenakedLady   Mar-17-08 11:37 AM   #56 
  - ..  lionesspriyanka   Mar-17-08 11:38 AM   #57 
  - I like it when everyone is a winner.  Blue-Jay   Mar-17-08 11:48 AM   #63 
  - So, what are you going to do  prolesunited   Mar-17-08 03:58 PM   #69 
     - LOL!!! n/t  RainDog   Mar-17-08 04:38 PM   #72 
     - ... what else IS there to do?  DarkTirade   Mar-17-08 06:08 PM   #76 
        - Well, I know two people  prolesunited   Mar-18-08 02:11 PM   #81 
           - I am an excellent multi-tasker.  DarkTirade   Mar-18-08 03:40 PM   #82 
  - are you kidding?  RainDog   Mar-17-08 11:38 AM   #58 
  - So listen...  Fran Kubelik   Mar-19-08 03:09 PM   #102 
  - green thumb. good aim.  Tuesday Afternoon   Mar-17-08 11:36 AM   #54 
  - hey we should make a commune together. you be useful, i will be silly.  lionesspriyanka   Mar-17-08 11:38 AM   #59 
     - sure, but I get Tuesday Afternoon's off !!  Tuesday Afternoon   Mar-17-08 11:58 AM   #65 
  - I can fix almost anything, I am a good gardener, I can raise livestock & butcher it.  Wcross   Mar-17-08 11:55 AM   #64 
  - It sounds to me like  hippywife   Mar-20-08 05:31 PM   #113 
  - I can lift heavy things, and set them down again.  Ikonoklast   Mar-17-08 04:17 PM   #70 
  - Thanks for the reminder!  siligut   Mar-17-08 05:30 PM   #73 
  - I've got a killer pornography collection. n/t  Mojambo   Mar-17-08 05:32 PM   #74 
  - And I'll mooch your pornography! n/t  ellisonz   Mar-17-08 07:57 PM   #78 
  - I'm a professional rabble rouser  mycritters2   Mar-17-08 08:01 PM   #79 
  - I'm a good organizer of groups.  Iris   Mar-18-08 03:41 PM   #83 
  - I can raise fish, I know how to distill, I can make beer/wine  EstimatedProphet   Mar-18-08 03:42 PM   #84 
  - You mean like commercial fishing?  RainDog   Mar-20-08 05:40 PM   #115 
  - I know how to build and operate a still, I can make soap from  SOteric   Mar-18-08 06:16 PM   #87 
  - there can be early morning commando pharmacy raids  DS1   Mar-18-08 08:00 PM   #89 
     - *LOL*  SOteric   Mar-18-08 08:19 PM   #90 
  - Already in one  conscious evolution   Mar-18-08 07:16 PM   #88 
  - Very cool  prolesunited   Mar-18-08 11:36 PM   #91 
     - It is always interesting  conscious evolution   Mar-19-08 12:47 PM   #97 
  - Has it been decided where we will be communing?  Connonym   Mar-18-08 11:55 PM   #92 
  - Hey, I'm starting one too!!! How fashionable!!  Perragrande   Mar-19-08 12:32 AM   #93 
  - Before I apply, I need to know a couple things.  laconicsax   Mar-19-08 12:36 AM   #94 
  - Pay? Benefits?  prolesunited   Mar-19-08 02:45 PM   #98 
  - Oh, THAT kind of commune.  laconicsax   Mar-19-08 02:52 PM   #99 
  - Excellent.  Perragrande   Mar-20-08 04:09 PM   #111 
     - Hammond B-threes rock  RainDog   Mar-20-08 05:38 PM   #114 
        - I love you more than usual because you know what a B3 is.  Blue-Jay   Mar-20-08 05:43 PM   #117 
           - hey hunny bunny  RainDog   Mar-20-08 06:11 PM   #119 
              - I saw that thread. Cool picture.  Blue-Jay   Mar-20-08 06:18 PM   #120 
                 - what "equipment" do you need?  RainDog   Mar-20-08 06:40 PM   #121 
  - Let's see.......  BlueDissenter   Mar-19-08 12:46 AM   #95 
  - I'm a silversmith.  puerco-bellies   Mar-19-08 12:57 AM   #96 
  - Cool!! You know about Oneida don't you?  Perragrande   Mar-19-08 05:56 PM   #104 
     - Wikipedia is a wonderful thing.  puerco-bellies   Mar-20-08 01:56 AM   #109 
  - I know a real funny Brazillion joke.  bikebloke   Mar-19-08 02:59 PM   #100 
  - I can cook and take care of the chilluns.  Fran Kubelik   Mar-19-08 03:11 PM   #103 
  - With the proper training  MonkeyFunk   Mar-19-08 06:15 PM   #105 
  - Im a photographer  gorenobel   Mar-19-08 06:18 PM   #106 
  - I can be the communal astrologer  Disorganized   Mar-19-08 06:25 PM   #107 
  - I have a mean left hook  martymar64   Mar-19-08 07:30 PM   #108 
  - Electrical, electronics, computers and nudity.  Jamastiene   Mar-20-08 02:02 AM   #110 
  - I'm still trying to figure out what my skills are.  TheFriendlyAnarchist   Mar-20-08 04:15 PM   #112 
  - Thanks, but no thanks. I have a business to run.  Redstone   Mar-20-08 05:41 PM   #116 
  - I can sell everyone cell phone plans!  PassingFair   Mar-20-08 05:48 PM   #118 
  - LOL!  RainDog   Mar-20-08 07:00 PM   #122 
  - I'll help DJ too!!  stuntcat   Mar-20-08 07:03 PM   #123 
  - I almost joined one in 1972  cmt928   Mar-20-08 08:50 PM   #124 
 

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