Reply #22: Gotcha beat four ways to Sunday

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1. Jumping OFF a cruise at 4 in the morning to make love to a Killer Whale.

2. Wrestling with Hulk Hogan while I was in traction in the hospital and in a coma, single-handedly

3. Swimming through neck-deep sewage, singing ALLELUIAH! the whole time, with a 48,000 Volt live power line wrapped around my body like a solenoid, so that it could turn me (because of all the steel in my skeletal system) into an electrical battering ram to smash open a concrete barrier holding tens of millions barrels of highly radioactive sludge.

4. Acting like the Vatican was a clothing optional beach, firing range, and outdoor urinal.


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