Garage Door

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> Garage door
>
>
> The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing
> his zipper was
>
> down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked
> up to him and
>
> said, "This morning when you left your house, did you
> close your
>
> garage door?"
>
>
>
> The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door,
> and walked into
>
> his office puzzled by the question. As he finished
> his paperwork, he
>
> suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up.
> He then
>
> understood his assistant's question about his "garage
> door." He headed out
>
> for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask,
> "When my garage door was
>
> open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?"
>
>
>
> She smiled and said, "No, I didn't. All I saw was an
> old mini van
>
> with two flat tires."



Sounds like some DU'r I know.....