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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 08:17 PM
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9. They're not releasing Divorcee Barbie?
Bad joke: some guy's daughter wants a Barbie for her birthday, so the guy goes to the toy store to get it.

"Which Barbie would you like?"

'There's more than one kind?'

"Oh yes! There's Malibu Barbie for $29.95, Sun 'n' Fun Barbie for $27.95, Ballerina Barbie for $34.95, Air Force Officer Barbie for $32.95 and Divorcee Barbie for $375.95."

'Why's Divorcee Barbie so much more expensive?'

"Because she comes with all of Ken's stuff."
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  -Barbie and Ken 'split' after 43 years CatWoman  Feb-12-04 03:03 PM   #0 
  - Everyone knows  Taeger   Feb-12-04 03:08 PM   #1 
  - this thread is mean and spiteful  KensPen   Feb-12-04 03:10 PM   #2 
     - LOL  CatWoman   Feb-12-04 03:10 PM   #3 
  - I heard she was having a torrid affair  SOteric   Feb-12-04 03:12 PM   #4 
  - Oh, everyone knew she slept around  Fenris   Feb-12-04 03:15 PM   #5 
  - Well have you seen Skipper?  Aristus   Feb-12-04 03:18 PM   #6 
  - It's because Ken cheated on her, or so the story goes.  boxster   Feb-12-04 03:22 PM   #7 
  - I heard that after that fling with G.I. Joe...  Adams Wulff   Feb-12-04 03:33 PM   #8 
  - They're not releasing Divorcee Barbie?  jmowreader   Feb-12-04 08:17 PM   #9 
  - Ken's Coming Out Of The Closet... He Met Billy  arwalden   Feb-12-04 08:41 PM   #10 

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