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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-01-08 02:49 PM
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14. Especially on the days when they serve beans in the school cafeteria.
Throw in a side of sliced cukes and those boys will do the Anvil Chorus sans lyrics.
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