Holy shit, I am so fucking sick.

[Tyler Durden]

I'm at work right now, but I can barely sit up straight.

I think my breathing capacity is down, I know I have a fever, my ears are ringing and my head feels like my brain is being squeezed out my eyes, nose and ears.

What, you may ask, is so earth-shattering that I am risking my health here at work?

Production Part approval process paperwork for road graders and earth movers.

I am such a fucking jerk, well paid for the first time in my life, but a jerk none the less.