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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-26-07 09:23 PM
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2. I went to Safeway to buy lighter fluid
and they were out. :(
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  -Confess. Which of you set something on fire, caught fire yourself crim son  Dec-26-07 09:19 PM   #0 
  - Not over the holidays...  Solon   Dec-26-07 09:22 PM   #1 
  - Oh lord. You didn't feel anything at first?  crim son   Dec-26-07 09:52 PM   #7 
     - It felt cold, like having rubbing alcohol poured on your hand...  Solon   Dec-26-07 10:05 PM   #18 
  - I went to Safeway to buy lighter fluid  XemaSab   Dec-26-07 09:23 PM   #2 
  - Aw, sweetie!  crim son   Dec-26-07 09:52 PM   #8 
     - And the worst part was  XemaSab   Dec-26-07 10:11 PM   #19 
        - I'm lighting a candle for you right now!  crim son   Dec-26-07 10:32 PM   #24 
  - no holiday, but I have been within fireball, yes  DS1   Dec-26-07 09:23 PM   #3 
  - Please be  crim son   Dec-26-07 09:53 PM   #9 
     - Let's just say that Estes rocket engines are best when used as directed..  DS1   Dec-27-07 08:39 AM   #67 
        - now that made me laugh  jasonc   Dec-27-07 08:48 AM   #69 
  - So far, not yet.  mwdem   Dec-26-07 09:26 PM   #4 
  - It's true... we have close to a week yet.  crim son   Dec-26-07 09:53 PM   #10 
  - My head exploded.  Starbucks Anarchist   Dec-26-07 09:28 PM   #5 
  - I'll count it because I wuv you and  crim son   Dec-26-07 09:54 PM   #12 
     - Wuv makes my head explode, too.  Starbucks Anarchist   Dec-26-07 09:55 PM   #13 
        - What about zuv?  crim son   Dec-26-07 10:00 PM   #15 
           - I don't know what that is.  Starbucks Anarchist   Dec-26-07 10:04 PM   #17 
              - Sure, on my NEW WEBCAM!!!  crim son   Dec-26-07 10:35 PM   #25 
                 - Mmm, hot librarian.  Starbucks Anarchist   Dec-26-07 10:39 PM   #30 
                    - Yes indeed.  crim son   Dec-26-07 10:47 PM   #32 
                       - What? Don't believe me?  Starbucks Anarchist   Dec-26-07 10:48 PM   #34 
                          - Well, for one thing, it's fifty degrees in here.  crim son   Dec-26-07 10:49 PM   #36 
                             - You can be one if you want to.  Starbucks Anarchist   Dec-26-07 10:52 PM   #38 
                                - Sir,  crim son   Dec-26-07 10:58 PM   #39 
                                   - Only if I can "check you out."  Starbucks Anarchist   Dec-26-07 11:03 PM   #41 
                                      - No, that was very good!  crim son   Dec-26-07 11:08 PM   #44 
                                         - I would love mashed potatoes and stuffing right now.  Starbucks Anarchist   Dec-26-07 11:16 PM   #48 
                                            - I swear I'd rather be working than be perpetually at home  crim son   Dec-26-07 11:22 PM   #50 
                                               - Good night!  Starbucks Anarchist   Dec-26-07 11:23 PM   #51 
  - Unfortunately, I burned off my....  philboy   Dec-26-07 09:51 PM   #6 
  - Totally laughing out loud.  crim son   Dec-26-07 09:59 PM   #14 
  - Here's the whole story...  philboy   Dec-26-07 10:12 PM   #20 
     - "The Move"  crim son   Dec-26-07 10:36 PM   #27 
  - OMG!  OzarkDem   Dec-26-07 10:18 PM   #22 
     - Only my pride was hurt...  philboy   Dec-26-07 10:19 PM   #23 
  - Leaned into a light candle at church and burned a decent sized patch of hair off my head.  yourout   Dec-26-07 09:54 PM   #11 
  - Oh, I'm so glad I posted this!  crim son   Dec-26-07 10:01 PM   #16 
  - Not me, but our dog, Sally, who usually plays with tennis balls  marzipanni   Dec-26-07 10:17 PM   #21 
  - And I'm wondering if singed whiskers smell the same as  crim son   Dec-26-07 10:37 PM   #28 
  - Duh.. Me  puerco-bellies   Dec-26-07 10:36 PM   #26 
  - And YOU are the person lost told me about.  crim son   Dec-26-07 10:39 PM   #29 
  - No holiday tragedies for me this year  Saint Etienne17   Dec-26-07 10:39 PM   #31 
  - Ugh, that's horrifying.  crim son   Dec-26-07 10:48 PM   #35 
  - Not me, but according to my kids  Ewellian   Dec-26-07 10:48 PM   #33 
  - Ah, if only it only happened to the ex'es. Heh.  crim son   Dec-26-07 10:50 PM   #37 
  - I set my brother on fire...  pfitz59   Dec-26-07 11:02 PM   #40 
  - No mention of alcohol required;  crim son   Dec-26-07 11:09 PM   #45 
  - I poured gasoline on hot coals in an oil drum once.  porphyrian   Dec-26-07 11:04 PM   #42 
  - Can you imagine the person who would? Do it again, I mean.  crim son   Dec-26-07 11:10 PM   #46 
     - I think I've met people who would do it again.  porphyrian   Dec-27-07 04:52 PM   #71 
  - What was your fiery story  puerco-bellies   Dec-26-07 11:06 PM   #43 
  - Ha!  crim son   Dec-26-07 11:13 PM   #47 
  - not over the holidays  Southpawkicker   Dec-26-07 11:18 PM   #49 
  - Sadly, I have done this.  Heidi   Dec-27-07 01:31 AM   #52 
  - Do tell..  puerco-bellies   Dec-27-07 01:34 AM   #53 
     - Two facts that I now take very seriously:  Heidi   Dec-27-07 01:36 AM   #54 
        - I use denatured alcohol for wax carving.  puerco-bellies   Dec-27-07 01:46 AM   #55 
  - Not this "season" so I get a pass  Inchworm   Dec-27-07 01:47 AM   #56 
  - When I was a kid,  6000eliot   Dec-27-07 01:53 AM   #57 
  - I have not set myself on fire since I was a kid.  billyskank   Dec-27-07 02:33 AM   #58 
  - Are you saying that simply to make me feel foolish?  Heidi   Dec-27-07 02:36 AM   #59 
     - Not foolish, I would say simply that you are very impatient.  billyskank   Dec-27-07 02:38 AM   #60 
        - I believe you did warn me.  Heidi   Dec-27-07 02:40 AM   #61 
           - Hair grows back  billyskank   Dec-27-07 02:42 AM   #62 
              - Today's studio challenge: identify, by experimental means, 101 uses for paint thinner.  Heidi   Dec-27-07 02:46 AM   #63 
                 - I expect a full report when I get back from work.  billyskank   Dec-27-07 02:53 AM   #64 
                    - Have a good day,  Heidi   Dec-27-07 02:53 AM   #65 
  - I singed off all the hair on my arm once.  krispos42   Dec-27-07 04:17 AM   #66 
  - I set the oven on fire Christmas Eve.  Aristus   Dec-27-07 08:43 AM   #68 
  - I burnt my wrist on a hot baking dish on t-day this year.  BarenakedLady   Dec-27-07 10:25 AM   #70 
 

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