XemaSab
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Wed Dec-26-07 09:23 PM
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| 2. I went to Safeway to buy lighter fluid |
| -Confess. Which of you set something on fire, caught fire yourself |
crim son |
Dec-26-07 09:19 PM |
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Not over the holidays... |
Solon |
Dec-26-07 09:22 PM |
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Oh lord. You didn't feel anything at first? |
crim son |
Dec-26-07 09:52 PM |
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It felt cold, like having rubbing alcohol poured on your hand... |
Solon |
Dec-26-07 10:05 PM |
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I went to Safeway to buy lighter fluid |
XemaSab |
Dec-26-07 09:23 PM |
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Aw, sweetie! |
crim son |
Dec-26-07 09:52 PM |
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And the worst part was |
XemaSab |
Dec-26-07 10:11 PM |
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I'm lighting a candle for you right now! |
crim son |
Dec-26-07 10:32 PM |
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no holiday, but I have been within fireball, yes |
DS1 |
Dec-26-07 09:23 PM |
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Please be |
crim son |
Dec-26-07 09:53 PM |
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Let's just say that Estes rocket engines are best when used as directed.. |
DS1 |
Dec-27-07 08:39 AM |
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now that made me laugh |
jasonc |
Dec-27-07 08:48 AM |
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So far, not yet. |
mwdem |
Dec-26-07 09:26 PM |
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It's true... we have close to a week yet. |
crim son |
Dec-26-07 09:53 PM |
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My head exploded. |
Starbucks Anarchist |
Dec-26-07 09:28 PM |
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I'll count it because I wuv you and |
crim son |
Dec-26-07 09:54 PM |
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Wuv makes my head explode, too. |
Starbucks Anarchist |
Dec-26-07 09:55 PM |
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What about zuv? |
crim son |
Dec-26-07 10:00 PM |
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I don't know what that is. |
Starbucks Anarchist |
Dec-26-07 10:04 PM |
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Sure, on my NEW WEBCAM!!! |
crim son |
Dec-26-07 10:35 PM |
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Mmm, hot librarian. |
Starbucks Anarchist |
Dec-26-07 10:39 PM |
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Yes indeed. |
crim son |
Dec-26-07 10:47 PM |
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What? Don't believe me? |
Starbucks Anarchist |
Dec-26-07 10:48 PM |
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Well, for one thing, it's fifty degrees in here. |
crim son |
Dec-26-07 10:49 PM |
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You can be one if you want to. |
Starbucks Anarchist |
Dec-26-07 10:52 PM |
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Sir, |
crim son |
Dec-26-07 10:58 PM |
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Only if I can "check you out." |
Starbucks Anarchist |
Dec-26-07 11:03 PM |
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No, that was very good! |
crim son |
Dec-26-07 11:08 PM |
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I would love mashed potatoes and stuffing right now. |
Starbucks Anarchist |
Dec-26-07 11:16 PM |
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I swear I'd rather be working than be perpetually at home |
crim son |
Dec-26-07 11:22 PM |
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Good night! |
Starbucks Anarchist |
Dec-26-07 11:23 PM |
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Unfortunately, I burned off my.... |
philboy |
Dec-26-07 09:51 PM |
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Totally laughing out loud. |
crim son |
Dec-26-07 09:59 PM |
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Here's the whole story... |
philboy |
Dec-26-07 10:12 PM |
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"The Move" |
crim son |
Dec-26-07 10:36 PM |
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OMG! |
OzarkDem |
Dec-26-07 10:18 PM |
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Only my pride was hurt... |
philboy |
Dec-26-07 10:19 PM |
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Leaned into a light candle at church and burned a decent sized patch of hair off my head. |
yourout |
Dec-26-07 09:54 PM |
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Oh, I'm so glad I posted this! |
crim son |
Dec-26-07 10:01 PM |
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Not me, but our dog, Sally, who usually plays with tennis balls |
marzipanni |
Dec-26-07 10:17 PM |
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And I'm wondering if singed whiskers smell the same as |
crim son |
Dec-26-07 10:37 PM |
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Duh.. Me |
puerco-bellies |
Dec-26-07 10:36 PM |
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And YOU are the person lost told me about. |
crim son |
Dec-26-07 10:39 PM |
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No holiday tragedies for me this year |
Saint Etienne17 |
Dec-26-07 10:39 PM |
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Ugh, that's horrifying. |
crim son |
Dec-26-07 10:48 PM |
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Not me, but according to my kids |
Ewellian |
Dec-26-07 10:48 PM |
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Ah, if only it only happened to the ex'es. Heh. |
crim son |
Dec-26-07 10:50 PM |
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I set my brother on fire... |
pfitz59 |
Dec-26-07 11:02 PM |
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No mention of alcohol required; |
crim son |
Dec-26-07 11:09 PM |
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I poured gasoline on hot coals in an oil drum once. |
porphyrian |
Dec-26-07 11:04 PM |
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Can you imagine the person who would? Do it again, I mean. |
crim son |
Dec-26-07 11:10 PM |
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I think I've met people who would do it again. |
porphyrian |
Dec-27-07 04:52 PM |
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What was your fiery story |
puerco-bellies |
Dec-26-07 11:06 PM |
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Ha! |
crim son |
Dec-26-07 11:13 PM |
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not over the holidays |
Southpawkicker |
Dec-26-07 11:18 PM |
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Sadly, I have done this. |
Heidi |
Dec-27-07 01:31 AM |
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Do tell.. |
puerco-bellies |
Dec-27-07 01:34 AM |
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Two facts that I now take very seriously: |
Heidi |
Dec-27-07 01:36 AM |
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I use denatured alcohol for wax carving. |
puerco-bellies |
Dec-27-07 01:46 AM |
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Not this "season" so I get a pass |
Inchworm |
Dec-27-07 01:47 AM |
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When I was a kid, |
6000eliot |
Dec-27-07 01:53 AM |
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I have not set myself on fire since I was a kid. |
billyskank |
Dec-27-07 02:33 AM |
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Are you saying that simply to make me feel foolish? |
Heidi |
Dec-27-07 02:36 AM |
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Not foolish, I would say simply that you are very impatient. |
billyskank |
Dec-27-07 02:38 AM |
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I believe you did warn me. |
Heidi |
Dec-27-07 02:40 AM |
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Hair grows back |
billyskank |
Dec-27-07 02:42 AM |
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Today's studio challenge: identify, by experimental means, 101 uses for paint thinner. |
Heidi |
Dec-27-07 02:46 AM |
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I expect a full report when I get back from work. |
billyskank |
Dec-27-07 02:53 AM |
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Have a good day, |
Heidi |
Dec-27-07 02:53 AM |
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I singed off all the hair on my arm once. |
krispos42 |
Dec-27-07 04:17 AM |
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I set the oven on fire Christmas Eve. |
Aristus |
Dec-27-07 08:43 AM |
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I burnt my wrist on a hot baking dish on t-day this year. |
BarenakedLady |
Dec-27-07 10:25 AM |
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