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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-13-07 03:17 PM
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26. This pulls the moisture to my loins.
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  -Are you a real man? swag  Dec-12-07 10:26 PM   #0 
  - What country is this from, and what drugs was the person on when they wrote it?  nomorenomore08   Dec-12-07 10:30 PM   #1 
  - Don't know, but the punctuation reminds me of Cormac McCarthy.  swag   Dec-13-07 01:47 PM   #7 
     - Good one.  cemaphonic   Dec-14-07 10:39 AM   #52 
     - Lo siento mucho.  swag   Dec-14-07 11:00 AM   #53 
        - You feel it a lot?  Xipe Totec   Dec-23-07 12:33 PM   #70 
     - Nah, there's too much of it  UncleSepp   Jan-04-08 03:07 PM   #90 
  - Chicks joke at me long before they see that.  originalpckelly   Dec-12-07 10:33 PM   #2 
  - Is that how they charm their way into the trousers?  swag   Dec-13-07 01:48 PM   #8 
  - It's weird that I get more of those at work than in my personal  ThomCat   Dec-12-07 10:33 PM   #3 
  - Part of the work-life dichotomy, I would hazard to speculate.  swag   Dec-13-07 01:49 PM   #10 
  - Dear Mr. Swag,  Swede   Dec-12-07 10:34 PM   #4 
  - Wow. I'm in!  swag   Dec-13-07 09:38 AM   #5 
  - Your headline, in the context of this thread? Priceless.  hisownpetard   Dec-30-07 03:39 PM   #82 
  - I want some journalist to interview people who actually fell for these things....  Political Heretic   Dec-25-07 04:42 AM   #73 
  - I'd like to see them enlarge my penis  Ellen Forradalom   Dec-13-07 09:42 AM   #6 
  - Sometimes Christmas wishes do come true!  swag   Dec-13-07 01:49 PM   #11 
  - tell me more! nevermind, just forward me the info  MrCoffee   Dec-13-07 01:48 PM   #9 
  - I'll also attach some info on increase the volume of your output.  swag   Dec-13-07 01:50 PM   #12 
     - you're good people  MrCoffee   Dec-13-07 01:51 PM   #15 
        - Aw, you ain't so shabby yourself.  swag   Dec-14-07 09:39 AM   #51 
  - Is this an ad? nt  raccoon   Dec-13-07 01:50 PM   #13 
  - It's a way of life.  swag   Dec-13-07 01:50 PM   #14 
  - So which personal information of mine do you need for me to become a real man?  primate1   Dec-13-07 02:04 PM   #16 
  - Credit card number and circumference at base.  swag   Dec-13-07 02:06 PM   #17 
     - I like you.  SouthoftheBorderPaul   Dec-13-07 02:21 PM   #20 
     - That's especially sweet, Mr. Big Hot Pastrami!  swag   Dec-13-07 03:26 PM   #28 
     - Don't all credit cards have the same circumference? n/t  Kutjara   Dec-13-07 04:59 PM   #38 
        - The Lord & Taylor ones are skinnier.  swag   Dec-13-07 05:01 PM   #39 
           - Which no doubt makes them floppier...  Kutjara   Dec-13-07 05:03 PM   #41 
              - Yeah,  swag   Dec-13-07 05:41 PM   #44 
  - No, I'm a complex man...  DuStrange   Dec-13-07 02:13 PM   #18 
  - Sounds like a big burden, but I'm sure it pulls the dames.  swag   Dec-13-07 03:31 PM   #29 
     - Well, you can pull some of the dames all of the time,  DuStrange   Dec-13-07 03:35 PM   #33 
        - You say that with mean mean pride.  swag   Dec-13-07 03:37 PM   #34 
  - Hold on. Wait. Wait. Gonna check.  PeterU   Dec-13-07 02:15 PM   #19 
  - You win today's Ludwig Wittgenstein Certainty Award.  swag   Dec-13-07 03:32 PM   #30 
     - I think that should be G.E. Moore's Certainty award lol  Political Heretic   Dec-25-07 04:45 AM   #75 
        - No Ludi gets some cred for, "The actual is possible too"  gbrooks   Dec-26-07 09:25 AM   #77 
  - I LOVE getting emails about body parts I don't have  getalonglittledoggie   Dec-13-07 02:25 PM   #21 
  - And I love sending them to you!  swag   Dec-13-07 03:32 PM   #31 
  - So that's where they are coming from!  getalonglittledoggie   Dec-13-07 04:57 PM   #37 
     - Yeah. I'm a bit of a creep that way.  swag   Dec-13-07 05:01 PM   #40 
  - You don't want to increase the size of the doggie in your signature pic?  Peake   Dec-30-07 03:53 PM   #88 
  - It's funny, I never get any email about my vagina.  janesez   Dec-13-07 02:25 PM   #22 
  - i hear vaginal surgery is getting to be very popular though.  lionesspriyanka   Dec-13-07 02:33 PM   #25 
  - Yeah. Crazy new mania for cooch-cinching.  swag   Dec-13-07 03:34 PM   #32 
  - Dear janesez: I've been meaning to write to about your vagina.  hisownpetard   Dec-30-07 03:42 PM   #84 
  - yes. i am a real man. and no women dont laugh at me.  lionesspriyanka   Dec-13-07 02:26 PM   #23 
  - This pulls the moisture to my loins.  swag   Dec-13-07 03:17 PM   #26 
  - brusque utoddle pithy idiscomfit  BlueDogDemocratNH   Dec-13-07 02:32 PM   #24 
  - My sentiments exactly, purple monkey dishwasher!  swag   Dec-13-07 03:25 PM   #27 
  - trey  Bornaginhooligan   Dec-13-07 03:38 PM   #35 
  - v. persuasive.  swag   Dec-13-07 05:21 PM   #42 
  - Nope.  BarenakedLady   Dec-13-07 03:39 PM   #36 
  - Oh, son of a b!  swag   Dec-13-07 05:22 PM   #43 
  - Who wrote this, YODA? ... here's his original copy ...  JoePhilly   Dec-13-07 07:30 PM   #45 
  - You're one of those guys who sits around wondering what Yoda's thing looks like,  swag   Dec-14-07 09:27 AM   #47 
     - Green it is ... glows it does ...  JoePhilly   Dec-14-07 03:20 PM   #54 
        - I think I'm going to start crying.  swag   Dec-14-07 03:34 PM   #55 
  - What you say!?! nt  leeroysphits   Dec-13-07 07:41 PM   #46 
  - I'm just askin'  swag   Dec-14-07 09:28 AM   #49 
  - Well, I actually have a vagina  Not_Giving_Up   Dec-14-07 09:28 AM   #48 
  - That reminds me of the old line from L7  swag   Dec-14-07 09:34 AM   #50 
  - Small instrument is not a trouble.  swag   Dec-17-07 03:59 PM   #56 
  - closeness  swag   Dec-18-07 11:42 AM   #57 
  - Reading spam again?  EstimatedProphet   Dec-18-07 11:43 AM   #58 
  - I'm soaking in it!  swag   Dec-20-07 05:31 PM   #61 
  - "Machine enla,rgement"  terrya   Dec-18-07 11:59 AM   #59 
  - Must be great to be free.  swag   Jan-03-08 03:31 PM   #89 
  - It doesn't matter. I've won the lottery!  Perry Logan   Dec-18-07 12:03 PM   #60 
  - Chicks like when you have big male device  PeaceNikki   Dec-20-07 05:36 PM   #62 
  - The authors' styles are very similar!  swag   Dec-21-07 11:32 AM   #68 
  - This thread has been around longer than usual.  mutley_r_us   Dec-20-07 05:38 PM   #63 
  - You mean longer than the usual penis threads?  billyskank   Dec-20-07 05:40 PM   #65 
  - Well, no.  mutley_r_us   Dec-20-07 05:44 PM   #66 
  - It seems still to be here.  billyskank   Dec-30-07 03:41 PM   #83 
  - Don't you just hate when you get threads 'n' stuff on it?  hisownpetard   Dec-30-07 03:45 PM   #86 
  - I confess that I did.  swag   Dec-21-07 10:42 AM   #67 
  - These were the recent oddities...  PeaceNikki   Dec-20-07 05:39 PM   #64 
  - Turn your weewee into real monster!  swag   Dec-23-07 12:04 PM   #69 
  - From sausage link to summer sausage nt  Xipe Totec   Dec-23-07 12:35 PM   #71 
  - Dont feel shy of your machine size.  swag   Dec-25-07 04:39 AM   #72 
  - LOL  Political Heretic   Dec-25-07 04:43 AM   #74 
  - Subject: ***SPAM*** Re: Coffee  Heidi   Dec-26-07 06:06 AM   #76 
  - The balls say yes, but the tits say no  no name no slogan   Dec-26-07 09:53 AM   #78 
  - How about Russian dating chatbots go phishing?  Traps   Dec-26-07 09:55 AM   #79 
  - Substantial pen!le growth  swag   Dec-27-07 07:22 AM   #80 
  - Your 'meat stick'? Is that like a beef jerky?  hisownpetard   Dec-30-07 03:48 PM   #87 
  - The best gift for your loved one!  swag   Dec-30-07 03:37 PM   #81 
  - no.  tigereye   Dec-30-07 03:42 PM   #85 
  - With bigger pen!s you'll experience more sweet moments!  swag   Jan-05-08 09:54 AM   #91 
 

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