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Thu Dec-13-07 01:49 PM
Response to Reply #6 |
| 11. Sometimes Christmas wishes do come true! |
| -Are you a real man? |
swag |
Dec-12-07 10:26 PM |
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What country is this from, and what drugs was the person on when they wrote it? |
nomorenomore08 |
Dec-12-07 10:30 PM |
#1 |
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Don't know, but the punctuation reminds me of Cormac McCarthy. |
swag |
Dec-13-07 01:47 PM |
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Good one. |
cemaphonic |
Dec-14-07 10:39 AM |
#52 |
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Lo siento mucho. |
swag |
Dec-14-07 11:00 AM |
#53 |
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You feel it a lot? |
Xipe Totec |
Dec-23-07 12:33 PM |
#70 |
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Nah, there's too much of it |
UncleSepp |
Jan-04-08 03:07 PM |
#90 |
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Chicks joke at me long before they see that. |
originalpckelly |
Dec-12-07 10:33 PM |
#2 |
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Is that how they charm their way into the trousers? |
swag |
Dec-13-07 01:48 PM |
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It's weird that I get more of those at work than in my personal |
ThomCat |
Dec-12-07 10:33 PM |
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Part of the work-life dichotomy, I would hazard to speculate. |
swag |
Dec-13-07 01:49 PM |
#10 |
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Dear Mr. Swag, |
Swede |
Dec-12-07 10:34 PM |
#4 |
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Wow. I'm in! |
swag |
Dec-13-07 09:38 AM |
#5 |
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Your headline, in the context of this thread? Priceless. |
hisownpetard |
Dec-30-07 03:39 PM |
#82 |
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I want some journalist to interview people who actually fell for these things.... |
Political Heretic |
Dec-25-07 04:42 AM |
#73 |
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I'd like to see them enlarge my penis |
Ellen Forradalom |
Dec-13-07 09:42 AM |
#6 |
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Sometimes Christmas wishes do come true! |
swag |
Dec-13-07 01:49 PM |
#11 |
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tell me more! nevermind, just forward me the info |
MrCoffee |
Dec-13-07 01:48 PM |
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I'll also attach some info on increase the volume of your output. |
swag |
Dec-13-07 01:50 PM |
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you're good people |
MrCoffee |
Dec-13-07 01:51 PM |
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Aw, you ain't so shabby yourself. |
swag |
Dec-14-07 09:39 AM |
#51 |
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Is this an ad? nt |
raccoon |
Dec-13-07 01:50 PM |
#13 |
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It's a way of life. |
swag |
Dec-13-07 01:50 PM |
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So which personal information of mine do you need for me to become a real man? |
primate1 |
Dec-13-07 02:04 PM |
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Credit card number and circumference at base. |
swag |
Dec-13-07 02:06 PM |
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I like you. |
SouthoftheBorderPaul |
Dec-13-07 02:21 PM |
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That's especially sweet, Mr. Big Hot Pastrami! |
swag |
Dec-13-07 03:26 PM |
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Don't all credit cards have the same circumference? n/t |
Kutjara |
Dec-13-07 04:59 PM |
#38 |
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The Lord & Taylor ones are skinnier. |
swag |
Dec-13-07 05:01 PM |
#39 |
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Which no doubt makes them floppier... |
Kutjara |
Dec-13-07 05:03 PM |
#41 |
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Yeah, |
swag |
Dec-13-07 05:41 PM |
#44 |
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No, I'm a complex man... |
DuStrange |
Dec-13-07 02:13 PM |
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Sounds like a big burden, but I'm sure it pulls the dames. |
swag |
Dec-13-07 03:31 PM |
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Well, you can pull some of the dames all of the time, |
DuStrange |
Dec-13-07 03:35 PM |
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You say that with mean mean pride. |
swag |
Dec-13-07 03:37 PM |
#34 |
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Hold on. Wait. Wait. Gonna check. |
PeterU |
Dec-13-07 02:15 PM |
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You win today's Ludwig Wittgenstein Certainty Award. |
swag |
Dec-13-07 03:32 PM |
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I think that should be G.E. Moore's Certainty award lol |
Political Heretic |
Dec-25-07 04:45 AM |
#75 |
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No Ludi gets some cred for, "The actual is possible too" |
gbrooks |
Dec-26-07 09:25 AM |
#77 |
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I LOVE getting emails about body parts I don't have |
getalonglittledoggie |
Dec-13-07 02:25 PM |
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And I love sending them to you! |
swag |
Dec-13-07 03:32 PM |
#31 |
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So that's where they are coming from! |
getalonglittledoggie |
Dec-13-07 04:57 PM |
#37 |
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Yeah. I'm a bit of a creep that way. |
swag |
Dec-13-07 05:01 PM |
#40 |
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You don't want to increase the size of the doggie in your signature pic? |
Peake |
Dec-30-07 03:53 PM |
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It's funny, I never get any email about my vagina. |
janesez |
Dec-13-07 02:25 PM |
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i hear vaginal surgery is getting to be very popular though. |
lionesspriyanka |
Dec-13-07 02:33 PM |
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Yeah. Crazy new mania for cooch-cinching. |
swag |
Dec-13-07 03:34 PM |
#32 |
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Dear janesez: I've been meaning to write to about your vagina. |
hisownpetard |
Dec-30-07 03:42 PM |
#84 |
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yes. i am a real man. and no women dont laugh at me. |
lionesspriyanka |
Dec-13-07 02:26 PM |
#23 |
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This pulls the moisture to my loins. |
swag |
Dec-13-07 03:17 PM |
#26 |
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brusque utoddle pithy idiscomfit |
BlueDogDemocratNH |
Dec-13-07 02:32 PM |
#24 |
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My sentiments exactly, purple monkey dishwasher! |
swag |
Dec-13-07 03:25 PM |
#27 |
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trey |
Bornaginhooligan |
Dec-13-07 03:38 PM |
#35 |
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v. persuasive. |
swag |
Dec-13-07 05:21 PM |
#42 |
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Nope. |
BarenakedLady |
Dec-13-07 03:39 PM |
#36 |
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Oh, son of a b! |
swag |
Dec-13-07 05:22 PM |
#43 |
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Who wrote this, YODA? ... here's his original copy ... |
JoePhilly |
Dec-13-07 07:30 PM |
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You're one of those guys who sits around wondering what Yoda's thing looks like, |
swag |
Dec-14-07 09:27 AM |
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Green it is ... glows it does ... |
JoePhilly |
Dec-14-07 03:20 PM |
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I think I'm going to start crying. |
swag |
Dec-14-07 03:34 PM |
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What you say!?! nt |
leeroysphits |
Dec-13-07 07:41 PM |
#46 |
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I'm just askin' |
swag |
Dec-14-07 09:28 AM |
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Well, I actually have a vagina |
Not_Giving_Up |
Dec-14-07 09:28 AM |
#48 |
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That reminds me of the old line from L7 |
swag |
Dec-14-07 09:34 AM |
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Small instrument is not a trouble. |
swag |
Dec-17-07 03:59 PM |
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closeness |
swag |
Dec-18-07 11:42 AM |
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Reading spam again? |
EstimatedProphet |
Dec-18-07 11:43 AM |
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I'm soaking in it! |
swag |
Dec-20-07 05:31 PM |
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"Machine enla,rgement" |
terrya |
Dec-18-07 11:59 AM |
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Must be great to be free. |
swag |
Jan-03-08 03:31 PM |
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It doesn't matter. I've won the lottery! |
Perry Logan |
Dec-18-07 12:03 PM |
#60 |
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Chicks like when you have big male device |
PeaceNikki |
Dec-20-07 05:36 PM |
#62 |
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The authors' styles are very similar! |
swag |
Dec-21-07 11:32 AM |
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This thread has been around longer than usual. |
mutley_r_us |
Dec-20-07 05:38 PM |
#63 |
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You mean longer than the usual penis threads? |
billyskank |
Dec-20-07 05:40 PM |
#65 |
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Well, no. |
mutley_r_us |
Dec-20-07 05:44 PM |
#66 |
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It seems still to be here. |
billyskank |
Dec-30-07 03:41 PM |
#83 |
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Don't you just hate when you get threads 'n' stuff on it? |
hisownpetard |
Dec-30-07 03:45 PM |
#86 |
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I confess that I did. |
swag |
Dec-21-07 10:42 AM |
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These were the recent oddities... |
PeaceNikki |
Dec-20-07 05:39 PM |
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Turn your weewee into real monster! |
swag |
Dec-23-07 12:04 PM |
#69 |
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From sausage link to summer sausage nt |
Xipe Totec |
Dec-23-07 12:35 PM |
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Dont feel shy of your machine size. |
swag |
Dec-25-07 04:39 AM |
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LOL |
Political Heretic |
Dec-25-07 04:43 AM |
#74 |
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Subject: ***SPAM*** Re: Coffee |
Heidi |
Dec-26-07 06:06 AM |
#76 |
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The balls say yes, but the tits say no |
no name no slogan |
Dec-26-07 09:53 AM |
#78 |
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How about Russian dating chatbots go phishing? |
Traps |
Dec-26-07 09:55 AM |
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Substantial pen!le growth |
swag |
Dec-27-07 07:22 AM |
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Your 'meat stick'? Is that like a beef jerky? |
hisownpetard |
Dec-30-07 03:48 PM |
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The best gift for your loved one! |
swag |
Dec-30-07 03:37 PM |
#81 |
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no. |
tigereye |
Dec-30-07 03:42 PM |
#85 |
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With bigger pen!s you'll experience more sweet moments! |
swag |
Jan-05-08 09:54 AM |
#91 |
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