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Wed Dec-12-07 09:22 PM Response to Original message |
| 13. Once, while drunk, I gave myself a 'boxer's fracture' |
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And, being drunk, I didn't realize it was broken until the next day, when my right hand looked like a kosher Chanukah ham.
It was awhile before I played the guitar again. I think I went back to drinking rather quickly, though.  Hey, in that shot, the kiddo looks kinda like Tatum O'Neill in "Paper Moon."  |
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| -Things you can't do one-handed... | Zornhau | Dec-12-07 09:07 PM | #0 |
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I broke the tip of my ulnar bone a number of years ago, so I hear ya! |
SeattleGirl | Dec-12-07 09:09 PM | #1 |
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yea, I forgot driving |
Zornhau | Dec-12-07 09:11 PM | #5 |
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You can't row a boat. |
GOPisEvil | Dec-12-07 09:10 PM | #2 |
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since it's winter I can't do that anyway |
Zornhau | Dec-12-07 09:14 PM | #8 |
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hey |
lost-in-nj | Dec-12-07 09:10 PM | #3 |
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yea, not much cooking |
Zornhau | Dec-12-07 09:15 PM | #9 |
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Takes two hands to hold a Whopper (old Burger King ad) |
aint_no_life_nowhere | Dec-12-07 09:10 PM | #4 |
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yea |
Zornhau | Dec-12-07 09:16 PM | #10 |
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Had a fracture in my elbow this past February |
lizziegrace | Dec-12-07 09:12 PM | #6 |
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pulling up the pants |
cynthia | Dec-12-07 09:18 PM | #12 |
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I'm managing with the pants, but the buttons suck! |
Zornhau | Dec-12-07 09:23 PM | #14 |
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Clap |
Inchworm | Dec-12-07 09:13 PM | #7 |
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What's the sound? |
A-Schwarzenegger | Dec-12-07 09:16 PM | #11 |
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how very zen |
Zornhau | Dec-12-07 09:25 PM | #16 |
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Oh, no. You can get the Clap one-handed. Trust me on that one. |
Rabrrrrrr | Dec-12-07 09:26 PM | #17 |
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unfortunately, that was my first thought too |
Zornhau | Dec-12-07 09:34 PM | #19 |
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Once, while drunk, I gave myself a 'boxer's fracture' |
Oeditpus Rex | Dec-12-07 09:22 PM | #13 |
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Ouch! |
Zornhau | Dec-12-07 09:33 PM | #18 |
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empty ice trays. |
kmlewis | Dec-12-07 09:23 PM | #15 |
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Luckily the fridge has an ice maker! |
Zornhau | Dec-12-07 09:42 PM | #20 |
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play the drums, unless |
IzaSparrow | Dec-12-07 10:22 PM | #21 |
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very true! |
Zornhau | Dec-12-07 10:58 PM | #24 |
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Putting a bandaid on yourself |
kentauros | Dec-12-07 10:28 PM | #22 |
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Luckily I didn't have that problem this time |
Zornhau | Dec-12-07 11:00 PM | #25 |
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Is this the first time |
ThomCat | Dec-12-07 10:46 PM | #23 |
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I think I've posted her pic before |
Zornhau | Dec-12-07 11:02 PM | #26 |
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No knitting for awhile... |
Drum | Dec-13-07 12:21 AM | #27 |
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but I don't know how to kint anyway... |
Zornhau | Dec-13-07 05:53 AM | #28 |
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Wash the cat |
GoddessOfGuinness | Dec-13-07 05:58 AM | #29 |
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Heck, two hands is barely enough to wash the cat |
Zornhau | Dec-13-07 06:10 AM | #30 |
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sometimes the sex i have cannot be done with only one hand. |
lionesspriyanka | Dec-13-07 07:54 AM | #31 |
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Hey, don't get my thread locked! |
Zornhau | Dec-13-07 10:06 AM | #32 |
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i was just trying to get you sadder about the other thigns you cant do |
lionesspriyanka | Dec-13-07 10:08 AM | #33 |
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we if that's your goal... |
Zornhau | Dec-13-07 10:56 AM | #34 |
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