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Sat Dec-08-07 09:32 AM
Response to Reply #33 |
| 106. Because television is just a vast waistline? |
| -Rachael Ray's Dunkin Donuts ads fill me with impotent RAGE. |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 10:38 AM |
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.... |
kagehime |
Dec-07-07 10:39 AM |
#1 |
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at least she acts as a deterrent, keeping me from going into dunkin donuts more often... |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 10:43 AM |
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Pffft to you |
BlueDogDemocratNH |
Dec-07-07 10:41 AM |
#2 |
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Those eyes are as empty as old Mother's cupboard. |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 10:42 AM |
#3 |
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That picture was taken several thousand doughnuts ago |
mitchum |
Dec-07-07 11:10 AM |
#29 |
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recent file photo |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 12:23 PM |
#41 |
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I had no idea she was into spooning... |
HypnoToad |
Dec-08-07 07:19 AM |
#104 |
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And Quiznos now has 'Sammies'. |
trof |
Dec-07-07 10:42 AM |
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Sammies? Is that supposed to be a 'Sandwich'??? |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 10:44 AM |
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Yes, that's 'Rachael' for sandwiches. |
trof |
Dec-07-07 11:04 AM |
#24 |
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is she doing an ad campaign for them, too, or did they get some other idiot to do that? |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 11:05 AM |
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Not that I know of. |
trof |
Dec-07-07 11:11 AM |
#31 |
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She should copyright every one of those idiotic little 'words' of hers. |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 12:22 PM |
#39 |
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What I wanna know is |
BarenakedLady |
Dec-07-07 10:43 AM |
#6 |
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I could run on their wonderful coffee... |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 10:46 AM |
#10 |
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I agree |
BarenakedLady |
Dec-07-07 10:52 AM |
#16 |
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I couldn't pass this up no matter how hard I tried |
Inchworm |
Dec-07-07 10:56 AM |
#17 |
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Think there is much interest |
BarenakedLady |
Dec-07-07 11:12 AM |
#32 |
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Well, if you need a cameraman |
Inchworm |
Dec-07-07 11:15 AM |
#35 |
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hey now! munchkins in your orifices?? |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 10:56 AM |
#18 |
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*high fives Elrond* |
Inchworm |
Dec-07-07 10:57 AM |
#19 |
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what can i say? |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 10:59 AM |
#20 |
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Well it would be uncomfortable |
BarenakedLady |
Dec-07-07 11:10 AM |
#30 |
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bad and very strange mental image!! |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 12:29 PM |
#46 |
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*smooches* |
BarenakedLady |
Dec-07-07 02:26 PM |
#51 |
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did you put any of those munchkins in that mouth? |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 03:19 PM |
#53 |
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Is it an orifice? |
BarenakedLady |
Dec-07-07 03:22 PM |
#55 |
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Yeah, and where else were they BESIDES your mouth, hmmm? |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 04:00 PM |
#63 |
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Oh no... |
BarenakedLady |
Dec-07-07 04:22 PM |
#67 |
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Yes, clearly you have all sorts of class and discretion. |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 05:40 PM |
#76 |
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"her giggle makes me want to stick munchkins in my orifices" in a good or bad way? |
JVS |
Dec-08-07 01:24 PM |
#117 |
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Awesome rant!! |
VenusRising |
Dec-07-07 10:43 AM |
#7 |
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I think that we have too many words, and using them takes up too much valuable time. |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 10:47 AM |
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My take on this, from June |
DS1 |
Dec-07-07 10:45 AM |
#9 |
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Lol, funch. |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 10:49 AM |
#13 |
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forcing her to eat a porcupine would be quilicious. |
peekaloo |
Dec-07-07 10:50 AM |
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I have less of a problem |
MissMillie |
Dec-07-07 10:48 AM |
#12 |
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They say 'more cheesier'...ugh... |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 10:49 AM |
#14 |
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It's aimed at kids. That's one I won't be pantunched over. |
redqueen |
Dec-07-07 12:38 PM |
#48 |
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that's part of what is so wrong about it |
MissMillie |
Dec-08-07 10:46 AM |
#114 |
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i wouldnt call her a bimbo but boy she is annoying |
lionesspriyanka |
Dec-07-07 10:59 AM |
#21 |
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that one works too, and is an excellent substitute for bimbo |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 10:59 AM |
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I think she's cute, and that fills my girlfriend with rage |
IronLionZion |
Dec-07-07 11:03 AM |
#23 |
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She is cute...but cute doesn't excuse stupid. |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 11:04 AM |
#25 |
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Some don't mind the stupid so much I guess. |
redqueen |
Dec-07-07 12:39 PM |
#49 |
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I'm right there with ya, buddy. |
LanternWaste |
Dec-07-07 12:23 PM |
#40 |
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When Rachael was just 30-Minute Meals and $40, I could deal with her |
TommyO |
Dec-07-07 04:15 PM |
#66 |
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Yeah, I don't like seeing too much of anyone, but my girlfriend hates her |
IronLionZion |
Dec-07-07 04:58 PM |
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My mother wants a knife like Rachael uses for Christmas |
TommyO |
Dec-07-07 05:00 PM |
#71 |
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Overexposure makes anyone significantly less appealing... |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 05:41 PM |
#77 |
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I agree, 100%! |
TommyO |
Dec-07-07 10:51 PM |
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ITA. |
susanna |
Dec-08-07 12:23 AM |
#99 |
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cute + ignorant = |
DS1 |
Dec-07-07 11:07 AM |
#27 |
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If she is so ignorant and barely able to cook, |
RebelOne |
Dec-07-07 11:14 AM |
#33 |
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Same reason Bill O is still on television, Rush is still on the radio |
DS1 |
Dec-07-07 11:18 AM |
#36 |
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So Glenn Beck doesn't have a tv show? Neither does O'Reilly and Hannity? |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 12:26 PM |
#42 |
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there is no accounting for the taste of the American public |
Skittles |
Dec-08-07 12:50 AM |
#101 |
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Even people on DU follow 'American Idol'...pure garbage... |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-08-07 10:17 AM |
#110 |
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Because television is just a vast waistline? |
mitchum |
Dec-08-07 09:32 AM |
#106 |
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She's just infantile |
mitchum |
Dec-07-07 11:09 AM |
#28 |
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that word works really well, too |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 10:21 PM |
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Maybe if you stopped eating that stuff... |
spinbaby |
Dec-07-07 11:15 AM |
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I don't. Usually. I only go there if I slept in and didn't have time to make breakfast. |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 12:27 PM |
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Re: Rachael Ray |
MilesColtrane |
Dec-07-07 11:44 AM |
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EXACTLY. |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 12:28 PM |
#44 |
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she has t rex arms. |
chimpsrsmarter |
Dec-07-07 11:45 AM |
#38 |
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lol |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 12:28 PM |
#45 |
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her appendages do not fit her torso |
Skittles |
Dec-08-07 12:54 AM |
#102 |
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You should see my head |
cuke |
Dec-08-07 01:21 PM |
#116 |
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She's like a human lolcat. |
redqueen |
Dec-07-07 12:30 PM |
#47 |
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i can has gingerific plz? |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 03:20 PM |
#54 |
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! |
Revolutionary_Acts04 |
Dec-07-07 09:46 PM |
#80 |
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She's stupid enough to have 3 TV shows, bunches of books... |
TreasonousBastard |
Dec-07-07 02:25 PM |
#50 |
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How am I doin' in that regard? |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 03:18 PM |
#52 |
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No you're supposed to be judged on whether or not you're cute enough. |
redqueen |
Dec-07-07 03:56 PM |
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I am deeply sorry. I should've realized that her cuteness marks her as innately superior... |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 04:00 PM |
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Just so long as you have it figured out now. |
redqueen |
Dec-07-07 04:05 PM |
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Hey, it's America, land of the chickenhawk, the beautiful, the obese, and the ignorant. |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 05:40 PM |
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Lies! |
BarenakedLady |
Dec-07-07 04:23 PM |
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Aw hush. I am no match for the mighty Rachael Ray. |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 05:39 PM |
#74 |
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She reminds me of someone I know... |
GoddessOfGuinness |
Dec-07-07 03:29 PM |
#56 |
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That is sad, and says a lot about our society. |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 05:45 PM |
#78 |
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Your post is Elrond Hubbardiffic! |
Peake |
Dec-07-07 03:32 PM |
#57 |
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Yeah, nice comeback, Stalin. |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 03:44 PM |
#60 |
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The fact that Rachael would advertise for Dunkin Donuts is a bit of a disappointment |
Kucinich4America |
Dec-07-07 03:38 PM |
#58 |
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So THAT'S why their donuts and iced coffees are so addictive! |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 03:44 PM |
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She actually made STOUP on her show the other week. STOUP. |
Beausoir |
Dec-07-07 04:10 PM |
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Yeah, she's STOUPid. |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 05:26 PM |
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Apparently Dunkin Donuts make you impotent? |
CreekDog |
Dec-07-07 04:37 PM |
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I can go either way, but it's tough to resist the chocolate creme |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 05:27 PM |
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Dunkin' Donuts are fucking nasty anyway |
IAmJacksSmirkingRevenge |
Dec-07-07 09:42 PM |
#79 |
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... |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 10:15 PM |
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This is by far one of your better rants. |
Revolutionary_Acts04 |
Dec-07-07 09:48 PM |
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As an 'Elrond Hubbard' rant historian, you say this? |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 10:04 PM |
#82 |
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Sure, why not? |
Revolutionary_Acts04 |
Dec-07-07 10:22 PM |
#85 |
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How you doing, Lushy? |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 10:26 PM |
#86 |
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It's Friday! |
Revolutionary_Acts04 |
Dec-07-07 10:32 PM |
#87 |
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don't ever call me gingerific again. |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 10:34 PM |
#89 |
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Never, ever again? |
Revolutionary_Acts04 |
Dec-07-07 10:46 PM |
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Sir Gingie? |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 10:51 PM |
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I don't hate you, |
Revolutionary_Acts04 |
Dec-07-07 10:56 PM |
#94 |
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you will be dying very soon if you keep calling me Sir Gingie. |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 11:09 PM |
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OK I've never had the pleasure (?) of seeing or hearing Rachel Ray |
socialdemocrat1981 |
Dec-07-07 10:32 PM |
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what country? the UK? |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 10:43 PM |
#90 |
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No...I'm in Australia |
socialdemocrat1981 |
Dec-07-07 11:15 PM |
#96 |
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How do they market vegemite? |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-07-07 11:20 PM |
#97 |
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I tried to find the ad for you on YouTube |
socialdemocrat1981 |
Dec-07-07 11:24 PM |
#98 |
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I can't stand her |
Skittles |
Dec-08-07 12:46 AM |
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Yeah. I didn't think that at first. |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-08-07 10:18 AM |
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She wasn't "born" successful --- she got that way HERSELF |
astral |
Dec-08-07 07:16 AM |
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A lot of it is that she is just cute enough to appeal to men... |
mitchum |
Dec-08-07 09:37 AM |
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My line of work is not when you make 'lotsa money,' but I love it all the same. |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-08-07 10:15 AM |
#108 |
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She is a little light and airy, but LOOK at her!! |
HypnoToad |
Dec-08-07 07:24 AM |
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Yes, I know. I know... |
Elrond Hubbard |
Dec-08-07 10:15 AM |
#109 |
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Bill Clinton has been on her show a few times ... |
JustABozoOnThisBus |
Dec-08-07 10:37 AM |
#112 |
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I knew the Clenis was secretly to blame! |
WakeMeUp |
Dec-08-07 10:45 AM |
#113 |
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how can you be impotent for this beautiful woman? |
IronLionZion |
Dec-08-07 12:38 PM |
#115 |
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I am sorry to hear about your impotence |
Frank Cannon |
Dec-08-07 02:35 PM |
#118 |
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