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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-07-07 10:38 AM
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Rachael Ray's Dunkin Donuts ads fill me with impotent RAGE.
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It was bad enough that she had those idiotic ads that said 'Quick and Delicious. Is 'quilicious' a word?'
No, idiot, but 'moron' is. Look it up.
Then there was 'Quick and Delish.' Look, I love Dunkin Donuts Iced Coffees as much as anyone else, but I hate having to go in there and see giant posters with her smiling, vapid face mangling the English language and making it look 'cute.'
Now, to advertise their (delicious, btw) gingerbread donuts and lattes, they have a new Ray ad in which she says 'Gingerific.'
Gingerfuckingrific.
Is she stupid or something? Or is it the people who write these ads? Who is responsible for this absurdity? I HATE advertising at is (it makes me feel stupid by association), and this dumb garbage really ticks me off. Why don't we dumb ourselves down as a society even further? I mean, I don't think we're stupid enough as it is. Seriously, our powerful intellects are too much of a threat to the backwards people of the rest of the world. Maybe Rachael Ray can teach Geography lessons while she's teaching us English. 'This delish French coffee comes directly from Paris, which is right next to Narnia.'
In closing, since dumbass Racheal Ray can make up idiotic new words, I thought I'd give it a try.
Stupid + vapid + bimbo = stuvapimbo! Is that a word?
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