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Rachael Ray's Dunkin Donuts ads fill me with impotent RAGE.
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It was bad enough that she had those idiotic ads that said 'Quick and Delicious. Is 'quilicious' a word?'
No, idiot, but 'moron' is. Look it up.
Then there was 'Quick and Delish.' Look, I love Dunkin Donuts Iced Coffees as much as anyone else, but I hate having to go in there and see giant posters with her smiling, vapid face mangling the English language and making it look 'cute.'
Now, to advertise their (delicious, btw) gingerbread donuts and lattes, they have a new Ray ad in which she says 'Gingerific.'
Is she stupid or something? Or is it the people who write these ads? Who is responsible for this absurdity? I HATE advertising at is (it makes me feel stupid by association), and this dumb garbage really ticks me off. Why don't we dumb ourselves down as a society even further? I mean, I don't think we're stupid enough as it is. Seriously, our powerful intellects are too much of a threat to the backwards people of the rest of the world. Maybe Rachael Ray can teach Geography lessons while she's teaching us English. 'This delish French coffee comes directly from Paris, which is right next to Narnia.'
In closing, since dumbass Racheal Ray can make up idiotic new words, I thought I'd give it a try.
Stupid + vapid + bimbo = stuvapimbo! Is that a word?
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  -Rachael Ray's Dunkin Donuts ads fill me with impotent RAGE. Elrond Hubbard  Dec-07-07 10:38 AM   #0 
  - ....  kagehime   Dec-07-07 10:39 AM   #1 
  - at least she acts as a deterrent, keeping me from going into dunkin donuts more often...  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 10:43 AM   #5 
  - Pffft to you  BlueDogDemocratNH   Dec-07-07 10:41 AM   #2 
  - Those eyes are as empty as old Mother's cupboard.  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 10:42 AM   #3 
  - That picture was taken several thousand doughnuts ago  mitchum   Dec-07-07 11:10 AM   #29 
  - recent file photo  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 12:23 PM   #41 
  - I had no idea she was into spooning...  HypnoToad   Dec-08-07 07:19 AM   #104 
  - And Quiznos now has 'Sammies'.  trof   Dec-07-07 10:42 AM   #4 
  - Sammies? Is that supposed to be a 'Sandwich'???  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 10:44 AM   #8 
     - Yes, that's 'Rachael' for sandwiches.  trof   Dec-07-07 11:04 AM   #24 
        - is she doing an ad campaign for them, too, or did they get some other idiot to do that?  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 11:05 AM   #26 
           - Not that I know of.  trof   Dec-07-07 11:11 AM   #31 
              - She should copyright every one of those idiotic little 'words' of hers.  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 12:22 PM   #39 
  - What I wanna know is  BarenakedLady   Dec-07-07 10:43 AM   #6 
  - I could run on their wonderful coffee...  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 10:46 AM   #10 
     - I agree  BarenakedLady   Dec-07-07 10:52 AM   #16 
        - I couldn't pass this up no matter how hard I tried  Inchworm   Dec-07-07 10:56 AM   #17 
        - Think there is much interest  BarenakedLady   Dec-07-07 11:12 AM   #32 
           - Well, if you need a cameraman  Inchworm   Dec-07-07 11:15 AM   #35 
        - hey now! munchkins in your orifices??  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 10:56 AM   #18 
        - *high fives Elrond*  Inchworm   Dec-07-07 10:57 AM   #19 
        - what can i say?  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 10:59 AM   #20 
        - Well it would be uncomfortable  BarenakedLady   Dec-07-07 11:10 AM   #30 
           - bad and very strange mental image!!  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 12:29 PM   #46 
              - *smooches*  BarenakedLady   Dec-07-07 02:26 PM   #51 
                 - did you put any of those munchkins in that mouth?  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 03:19 PM   #53 
                    - Is it an orifice?  BarenakedLady   Dec-07-07 03:22 PM   #55 
                       - Yeah, and where else were they BESIDES your mouth, hmmm?  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 04:00 PM   #63 
                          - Oh no...  BarenakedLady   Dec-07-07 04:22 PM   #67 
                             - Yes, clearly you have all sorts of class and discretion.  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 05:40 PM   #76 
        - "her giggle makes me want to stick munchkins in my orifices" in a good or bad way?  JVS   Dec-08-07 01:24 PM   #117 
  - Awesome rant!!  VenusRising   Dec-07-07 10:43 AM   #7 
  - I think that we have too many words, and using them takes up too much valuable time.  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 10:47 AM   #11 
  - My take on this, from June  DS1   Dec-07-07 10:45 AM   #9 
  - Lol, funch.  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 10:49 AM   #13 
  - forcing her to eat a porcupine would be quilicious.  peekaloo   Dec-07-07 10:50 AM   #15 
  - I have less of a problem  MissMillie   Dec-07-07 10:48 AM   #12 
  - They say 'more cheesier'...ugh...  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 10:49 AM   #14 
     - It's aimed at kids. That's one I won't be pantunched over.  redqueen   Dec-07-07 12:38 PM   #48 
        - that's part of what is so wrong about it  MissMillie   Dec-08-07 10:46 AM   #114 
  - i wouldnt call her a bimbo but boy she is annoying  lionesspriyanka   Dec-07-07 10:59 AM   #21 
  - that one works too, and is an excellent substitute for bimbo  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 10:59 AM   #22 
  - I think she's cute, and that fills my girlfriend with rage  IronLionZion   Dec-07-07 11:03 AM   #23 
  - She is cute...but cute doesn't excuse stupid.  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 11:04 AM   #25 
  - Some don't mind the stupid so much I guess.  redqueen   Dec-07-07 12:39 PM   #49 
  - I'm right there with ya, buddy.  LanternWaste   Dec-07-07 12:23 PM   #40 
  - When Rachael was just 30-Minute Meals and $40, I could deal with her  TommyO   Dec-07-07 04:15 PM   #66 
     - Yeah, I don't like seeing too much of anyone, but my girlfriend hates her  IronLionZion   Dec-07-07 04:58 PM   #70 
     - My mother wants a knife like Rachael uses for Christmas  TommyO   Dec-07-07 05:00 PM   #71 
     - Overexposure makes anyone significantly less appealing...  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 05:41 PM   #77 
     - I agree, 100%!  TommyO   Dec-07-07 10:51 PM   #92 
     - ITA.  susanna   Dec-08-07 12:23 AM   #99 
  - cute + ignorant =  DS1   Dec-07-07 11:07 AM   #27 
  - If she is so ignorant and barely able to cook,  RebelOne   Dec-07-07 11:14 AM   #33 
     - Same reason Bill O is still on television, Rush is still on the radio  DS1   Dec-07-07 11:18 AM   #36 
     - So Glenn Beck doesn't have a tv show? Neither does O'Reilly and Hannity?  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 12:26 PM   #42 
     - there is no accounting for the taste of the American public  Skittles   Dec-08-07 12:50 AM   #101 
     - Even people on DU follow 'American Idol'...pure garbage...  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-08-07 10:17 AM   #110 
     - Because television is just a vast waistline?  mitchum   Dec-08-07 09:32 AM   #106 
  - She's just infantile  mitchum   Dec-07-07 11:09 AM   #28 
  - that word works really well, too  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 10:21 PM   #84 
  - Maybe if you stopped eating that stuff...  spinbaby   Dec-07-07 11:15 AM   #34 
  - I don't. Usually. I only go there if I slept in and didn't have time to make breakfast.  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 12:27 PM   #43 
  - Re: Rachael Ray  MilesColtrane   Dec-07-07 11:44 AM   #37 
  - EXACTLY.  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 12:28 PM   #44 
  - she has t rex arms.  chimpsrsmarter   Dec-07-07 11:45 AM   #38 
  - lol  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 12:28 PM   #45 
  - her appendages do not fit her torso  Skittles   Dec-08-07 12:54 AM   #102 
     - You should see my head  cuke   Dec-08-07 01:21 PM   #116 
  - She's like a human lolcat.  redqueen   Dec-07-07 12:30 PM   #47 
  - i can has gingerific plz?  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 03:20 PM   #54 
  - !  Revolutionary_Acts04   Dec-07-07 09:46 PM   #80 
  - She's stupid enough to have 3 TV shows, bunches of books...  TreasonousBastard   Dec-07-07 02:25 PM   #50 
  - How am I doin' in that regard?  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 03:18 PM   #52 
     - No you're supposed to be judged on whether or not you're cute enough.  redqueen   Dec-07-07 03:56 PM   #61 
        - I am deeply sorry. I should've realized that her cuteness marks her as innately superior...  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 04:00 PM   #62 
           - Just so long as you have it figured out now.  redqueen   Dec-07-07 04:05 PM   #64 
           - Hey, it's America, land of the chickenhawk, the beautiful, the obese, and the ignorant.  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 05:40 PM   #75 
           - Lies!  BarenakedLady   Dec-07-07 04:23 PM   #68 
              - Aw hush. I am no match for the mighty Rachael Ray.  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 05:39 PM   #74 
  - She reminds me of someone I know...  GoddessOfGuinness   Dec-07-07 03:29 PM   #56 
  - That is sad, and says a lot about our society.  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 05:45 PM   #78 
  - Your post is Elrond Hubbardiffic!  Peake   Dec-07-07 03:32 PM   #57 
  - Yeah, nice comeback, Stalin.  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 03:44 PM   #60 
  - The fact that Rachael would advertise for Dunkin Donuts is a bit of a disappointment  Kucinich4America   Dec-07-07 03:38 PM   #58 
  - So THAT'S why their donuts and iced coffees are so addictive!  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 03:44 PM   #59 
  - She actually made STOUP on her show the other week. STOUP.  Beausoir   Dec-07-07 04:10 PM   #65 
  - Yeah, she's STOUPid.  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 05:26 PM   #72 
  - Apparently Dunkin Donuts make you impotent?  CreekDog   Dec-07-07 04:37 PM   #69 
  - I can go either way, but it's tough to resist the chocolate creme  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 05:27 PM   #73 
  - Dunkin' Donuts are fucking nasty anyway  IAmJacksSmirkingRevenge   Dec-07-07 09:42 PM   #79 
  - ...  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 10:15 PM   #83 
  - This is by far one of your better rants.  Revolutionary_Acts04   Dec-07-07 09:48 PM   #81 
  - As an 'Elrond Hubbard' rant historian, you say this?  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 10:04 PM   #82 
     - Sure, why not?  Revolutionary_Acts04   Dec-07-07 10:22 PM   #85 
        - How you doing, Lushy?  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 10:26 PM   #86 
           - It's Friday!  Revolutionary_Acts04   Dec-07-07 10:32 PM   #87 
              - don't ever call me gingerific again.  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 10:34 PM   #89 
                 - Never, ever again?  Revolutionary_Acts04   Dec-07-07 10:46 PM   #91 
                    - Sir Gingie?  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 10:51 PM   #93 
                       - I don't hate you,  Revolutionary_Acts04   Dec-07-07 10:56 PM   #94 
                          - you will be dying very soon if you keep calling me Sir Gingie.  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 11:09 PM   #95 
  - OK I've never had the pleasure (?) of seeing or hearing Rachel Ray  socialdemocrat1981   Dec-07-07 10:32 PM   #88 
  - what country? the UK?  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 10:43 PM   #90 
     - No...I'm in Australia  socialdemocrat1981   Dec-07-07 11:15 PM   #96 
        - How do they market vegemite?  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-07-07 11:20 PM   #97 
           - I tried to find the ad for you on YouTube  socialdemocrat1981   Dec-07-07 11:24 PM   #98 
  - I can't stand her  Skittles   Dec-08-07 12:46 AM   #100 
  - Yeah. I didn't think that at first.  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-08-07 10:18 AM   #111 
  - She wasn't "born" successful --- she got that way HERSELF  astral   Dec-08-07 07:16 AM   #103 
  - A lot of it is that she is just cute enough to appeal to men...  mitchum   Dec-08-07 09:37 AM   #107 
  - My line of work is not when you make 'lotsa money,' but I love it all the same.  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-08-07 10:15 AM   #108 
  - She is a little light and airy, but LOOK at her!!  HypnoToad   Dec-08-07 07:24 AM   #105 
  - Yes, I know. I know...  Elrond Hubbard   Dec-08-07 10:15 AM   #109 
  - Bill Clinton has been on her show a few times ...  JustABozoOnThisBus   Dec-08-07 10:37 AM   #112 
  - I knew the Clenis was secretly to blame!  WakeMeUp   Dec-08-07 10:45 AM   #113 
  - how can you be impotent for this beautiful woman?  IronLionZion   Dec-08-07 12:38 PM   #115 
  - I am sorry to hear about your impotence  Frank Cannon   Dec-08-07 02:35 PM   #118 

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