Reply #5: I had a bad incident in one store, along that line.

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Some teenage dumbfuck decided my $20 bill was fake.

I told him it was real, and I wanted to talk to his supervisor.
He said he was going to have store security throw me out.

I said, "Fine. Then when I sue your store, it's going to be on *YOUR* record."

Supervisor comes out, teenage dumbfuck says I'm being disruptive, and keeps telling me to shut up.

I pull the supervisor off to the side, show him the 20, tell him the teenager is a liar, and the other customers nearby will back me up.

Supervisor examines the 20 carefully, and finds the little anti-counterfeit strip in it.
Supervisor goes over to teenager, and fires him, right there and then.

Teenager threatens to find me and "mess me up."
Store security holds the teenager for the cops, and later, I see the cops arresting the teenager, they find dope in his pocket and a crack pipe.

Store gives me a $20 gift card for my trouble.