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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-14-07 05:02 PM
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55. And while I'm at it: "Smashed (not mashed) potatoes." Just fucking STOP, please.
This nonsense has gotten WAY out of hand.

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  -As if the fucking infantile "veggie" plague wasn't enough. Now we have, according to Redstone  Nov-13-07 08:34 PM   #0 
  - I order 'poor boys'.  mainegreen   Nov-13-07 08:38 PM   #1 
  - Not "Po' boys?" Oh, I forgot you're in the North. You're safe; this is a cutesy invention  Redstone   Nov-13-07 08:42 PM   #5 
     - Sure, but you'll need to increase your whoopie pie intake.  mainegreen   Nov-13-07 08:44 PM   #8 
     - Well, yeah, they did start out as po' folks's food. Not cutesy, just descriptive.  Redstone   Nov-13-07 08:50 PM   #16 
     - What's a yout?  Beaverhausen   Nov-14-07 04:40 PM   #49 
        - It's a "your," poorly typed. But it SHOULD be a word, shouldn't it? Any ideas?  Redstone   Nov-14-07 05:30 PM   #60 
           - I'm guessing you never saw "My Cousin, Vinny"  Beaverhausen   Nov-14-07 05:35 PM   #62 
              - Hey, thanks. So it IS a word. And I should have known that, having lived  Redstone   Nov-14-07 06:38 PM   #70 
  - I am SO with you on this one.  Mojambo   Nov-13-07 08:39 PM   #2 
  - You're kidding... I didn't connect "sammy" with "sandwich".  Peake   Nov-13-07 08:48 PM   #12 
  - Are you suggesting that wearing a dress in public is something you're unlikely  flvegan   Nov-13-07 08:41 PM   #3 
  - No. "I'd sooner wear a damn dress" is kind of a universal statement for me.  Redstone   Nov-13-07 08:45 PM   #10 
     - Everything I eat is "veggie..."  flvegan   Nov-13-07 09:49 PM   #41 
        - Ahem. The stuff you eat is not "veggie," it's vegan, and despite the problem I have  Redstone   Nov-14-07 04:57 PM   #52 
  - I know you eschew smilies, but I have to share this one with you tonight.  Ptah   Nov-13-07 08:41 PM   #4 
  - OK....  YellowRubberDuckie   Nov-13-07 08:42 PM   #6 
  - America: The Revolution is over, and the Teletubbies have won!  Redstone   Nov-13-07 08:57 PM   #26 
     - I totally agree with everything you say nearly all the time....  YellowRubberDuckie   Nov-13-07 09:08 PM   #30 
  - I like Subway better  caty   Nov-13-07 08:43 PM   #7 
  - That makes me want to never, ever go to Quiznos.  chimpsrsmarter   Nov-13-07 08:45 PM   #9 
  - Are they hooking up with Rachel Ray?  supernova   Nov-13-07 08:46 PM   #11 
  - we watched her show the other night and tried to predict and imitate the  chimpsrsmarter   Nov-13-07 08:49 PM   #14 
  - New rule: Businesses must stop with the baby talk.  EOO   Nov-13-07 08:48 PM   #13 
  - Thank you so much for that post. You made my point for me, and did so  Redstone   Nov-13-07 08:53 PM   #18 
  - See my reply below.  EOO   Nov-13-07 08:57 PM   #25 
  - Nominate that post for a DUzy!  supernova   Nov-13-07 08:55 PM   #22 
  - It's not an original...  EOO   Nov-13-07 08:57 PM   #24 
     - Too bad!  supernova   Nov-13-07 09:10 PM   #32 
     - Maybe YOU stole something from Maher, but I did not. I only post  Redstone   Nov-13-07 09:24 PM   #39 
  - Along those same lines  MountainLaurel   Nov-13-07 10:55 PM   #43 
     - What, no more "Kountry Kitchens?" Why do you hate America?  Redstone   Nov-14-07 05:35 PM   #61 
        - Just a godless commie pinko, I guess  MountainLaurel   Nov-14-07 09:00 PM   #74 
  - I blame Rachel Ray!  GoneOffShore   Nov-13-07 08:50 PM   #15 
  - Me too!  wicket   Nov-14-07 04:21 PM   #47 
  - There ya go. Sammies. The very IDEA!  trof   Nov-14-07 05:17 PM   #58 
  - Some people in Chicago (where I live) called sandwiches sammiches....  greatauntoftriplets   Nov-13-07 08:51 PM   #17 
  - "Sammiches" are a regionalism. "Sammies" are baby-talk. Big difference.  Redstone   Nov-13-07 08:54 PM   #20 
     - Then what are Samwiches?  bluethruandthru   Nov-13-07 09:13 PM   #36 
        - Samwiches are like Lieburries; forgiven as regionalisms. "Sammies" are abominations.  Redstone   Nov-13-07 09:21 PM   #38 
           - regionalisms or just illiteracy?  unpossibles   Nov-14-07 04:59 PM   #54 
  - They're just stealin from the debbil herself  bicentennial_baby   Nov-13-07 08:53 PM   #19 
  - Seems so. She should have gotten that copyright, yes?  Redstone   Nov-13-07 08:55 PM   #21 
  - it's way more fun to watch Sandra lee get her food drunk.  chimpsrsmarter   Nov-13-07 08:56 PM   #23 
     - "It's cocktail time!"  bicentennial_baby   Nov-13-07 09:08 PM   #29 
        - "Not too much lime concentrate, you do not want to dilute that keg of grey goose"  chimpsrsmarter   Nov-13-07 09:09 PM   #31 
           - But *burp* look at our Mexi-American tablescape!!  bicentennial_baby   Nov-13-07 09:13 PM   #35 
  - So ordering a Moon Over My Hammy from Denny's  Der Blaue Engel   Nov-13-07 08:58 PM   #27 
  - Nah, that's fine. I got no problem with puns  Redstone   Nov-14-07 04:10 PM   #44 
  - Civilization as we know it doomed, DOOMED!  liberaltrucker   Nov-13-07 09:00 PM   #28 
  - No, God damn it! You're a TRUCKER! You have access to hundreds of places with  Redstone   Nov-13-07 09:12 PM   #34 
     - I stand corrected  liberaltrucker   Nov-13-07 09:40 PM   #40 
  - Damn..Redstone..You Crack me up!!  BlueJazz   Nov-13-07 09:10 PM   #33 
  - Trust me, it's a trend, and it's about to take over. Look at my sig line:  Redstone   Nov-13-07 09:18 PM   #37 
  - I also hate the word "veggies"...almost as much as I hate grown men who use the word "pee"...  mitchum   Nov-13-07 10:03 PM   #42 
  - I'd like to respond, but I have to go drain the lizard. n/t  Deep13   Nov-14-07 04:19 PM   #46 
  - Yup. Grown men shouldn't "pee." Nor should they ever proclaim food "yummy."  Redstone   Nov-14-07 04:55 PM   #51 
  - Cutesy, infantile bastardization of English never sits well with me.  Deep13   Nov-14-07 04:19 PM   #45 
  - True about the Brits; they even infantilize sex talk  mitchum   Nov-14-07 04:47 PM   #50 
  - Oh, fucky-wucky  Ellen Forradalom   Nov-14-07 04:32 PM   #48 
  - I HATE VELCRO!  Blue-Jay   Nov-14-07 04:59 PM   #53 
  - Buttons? You had BUTTONS? Why, you whippersnapper, back in MY day we didn't  Redstone   Nov-14-07 05:43 PM   #64 
     - You and your fancy TEETH!  Blue-Jay   Nov-14-07 05:46 PM   #65 
        - Which day of the week did you get the tooth? I got the shoe every other Thursday.  Redstone   Nov-14-07 06:25 PM   #67 
  - And while I'm at it: "Smashed (not mashed) potatoes." Just fucking STOP, please.  Redstone   Nov-14-07 05:02 PM   #55 
  - Just gimme a RoC Co-Cola and a Moon Pie.  dbaker41   Nov-14-07 05:04 PM   #56 
  - I had two of those yesterday, with steak.  Sequoia   Nov-14-07 05:15 PM   #57 
  - What, they had steak in them, not something like "Moo-Meat?" I'm surprised.  Redstone   Nov-14-07 06:34 PM   #69 
  - Might wanna cut back on the caffeine.  redqueen   Nov-14-07 05:20 PM   #59 
  - Hey, if you think THIS diatribe is bad, you should see some of my old newspaper columns.  Redstone   Nov-14-07 05:47 PM   #66 
  - I've always had trouble with that sort of thing.  asthmaticeog   Nov-14-07 05:38 PM   #63 
  - You win. That's even worse than a "Sammy." MUCH worse, in fact.  Redstone   Nov-14-07 06:31 PM   #68 
  - I can't help it.  Kajsa   Nov-14-07 06:42 PM   #71 
  - So, I take it that you wouldn't shop at a Piggly Wiggly...  Joe Fields   Nov-14-07 06:47 PM   #72 
  - I'd have to be DAMN hungry.  Redstone   Nov-14-07 06:49 PM   #73 
  - "Tonsant Weader Thwowed Up" - Dorothy Parker  REP   Nov-14-07 10:12 PM   #75 

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