Orrex
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Thu Nov-08-07 10:07 PM
Response to Reply #55 |
| 57. How am I supposed to replenish my supply of scrubs? |
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And where do I go to stock up on lime Jell-o and tapioca pudding?
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| -I need some medical advice, quick! |
Orrex |
Nov-08-07 09:48 AM |
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dammit, Orrex, i'm a doctor, not a miracle worker! |
MrCoffee |
Nov-08-07 09:49 AM |
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Darn it. And I was just about to ask you to give Helen Keller a message for me |
Orrex |
Nov-08-07 10:16 AM |
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Put aloe leaves in your shorts and that rash will clear up in no time! |
Richardo |
Nov-08-07 09:50 AM |
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Timely! |
Orrex |
Nov-08-07 10:07 AM |
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You have no idea! |
Richardo |
Nov-08-07 10:08 AM |
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Breathe. Blink. |
temeah |
Nov-08-07 09:51 AM |
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Something's wrong |
Orrex |
Nov-08-07 10:07 AM |
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Somebody probably just turned off the lights. You'll be fine. |
temeah |
Nov-08-07 10:27 AM |
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baking soda or robutussin. if you've got an ill, one of these will cure ya |
NightWatcher |
Nov-08-07 09:53 AM |
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I used robot-tussin when my android had a cold |
Orrex |
Nov-08-07 10:08 AM |
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Try using an athletic suppporter |
new_beawr |
Nov-08-07 09:53 AM |
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In God we Truss? |
Orrex |
Nov-08-07 10:09 AM |
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I'm not a doctor, but I play one on tv. |
Midlodemocrat |
Nov-08-07 09:54 AM |
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Usually people play doctor in the privacy of their homes |
Orrex |
Nov-08-07 10:11 AM |
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feed a cold |
MissMillie |
Nov-08-07 09:56 AM |
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Feed breasts! |
Orrex |
Nov-08-07 10:13 AM |
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"Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice:" |
Tyler Durden |
Nov-08-07 09:56 AM |
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That actually works in most situations |
Orrex |
Nov-08-07 10:12 AM |
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Windex. n/t |
temeah |
Nov-08-07 09:59 AM |
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I was just about to take off my clothes and run around |
Orrex |
Nov-08-07 10:09 AM |
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It's a kind of a panacea; I saw it in a movie once. |
temeah |
Nov-08-07 10:29 AM |
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Here's some good advice to heed.... |
madinmaryland |
Nov-08-07 09:59 AM |
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Keeps getting funnier! |
Orrex |
Nov-08-07 10:16 AM |
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Don't eat yellow snow! |
Breeze54 |
Nov-08-07 10:00 AM |
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Another mistake that most people won't make twice |
Orrex |
Nov-08-07 10:13 AM |
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No, it is not normal to hurt when you pee. n/t |
Wcross |
Nov-08-07 10:01 AM |
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I hurt all the time |
Orrex |
Nov-08-07 10:10 AM |
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You have a terminal brain cloud Orrex. You have some time left. |
ohiosmith |
Nov-08-07 10:17 AM |
#26 |
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How can I do that with the WGA strike going on? |
Orrex |
Nov-08-07 10:24 AM |
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Button up your overcoat, when the wind blows free. |
trof |
Nov-08-07 10:18 AM |
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Hey, I belong to no man, buddy. |
Orrex |
Nov-08-07 10:25 AM |
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Soak it |
sheeptramp |
Nov-08-07 10:21 AM |
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Oh, I'm supposed to *soak* in that? |
Orrex |
Nov-08-07 10:26 AM |
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Just go to WebMD and do whatever the posters there tell you to do. |
BlueIris |
Nov-08-07 10:26 AM |
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So far so good, but... |
Orrex |
Nov-08-07 10:27 AM |
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Costco. Duh. |
BlueIris |
Nov-08-07 10:35 AM |
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Take two of these and call me in the morning. |
Deep13 |
Nov-08-07 10:30 AM |
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Good point--why should today be different from any other? |
Orrex |
Nov-08-07 10:51 AM |
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As the world's only living |
citizen_jane |
Nov-08-07 10:34 AM |
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Then you can have your brain back |
Orrex |
Nov-08-07 10:59 AM |
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take two placebos |
Crabby Appleton |
Nov-08-07 11:58 AM |
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No way am I falling for that again |
Orrex |
Nov-08-07 12:53 PM |
#49 |
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Keep a good head and always carry a light bulb. |
swag |
Nov-08-07 12:01 PM |
#42 |
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Something about that post sound dirty |
Orrex |
Nov-08-07 12:53 PM |
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Here ya go! |
swag |
Nov-08-07 09:40 PM |
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Turn your head |
lost-in-nj |
Nov-08-07 12:07 PM |
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That might upset the guy who sits next to me |
Orrex |
Nov-08-07 12:52 PM |
#47 |
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Always remember, Men- |
bmbmd |
Nov-08-07 12:45 PM |
#44 |
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I prescribe a nice, bracing Fresca douche |
Ellen Forradalom |
Nov-08-07 12:46 PM |
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The epitome of fizzy refreshment |
Orrex |
Nov-08-07 12:52 PM |
#46 |
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Plastics, Orrex, Plastics |
soleft |
Nov-08-07 01:41 PM |
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Stop doing it or you'll go blind. |
DuStrange |
Nov-08-07 03:35 PM |
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If you use the same hand all the time, you only go blind in that eye |
Orrex |
Nov-08-07 10:09 PM |
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Okay.... |
turtlensue |
Nov-08-07 04:15 PM |
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They x-rayed my head and found nothing |
Orrex |
Nov-08-07 10:11 PM |
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Nope. Too easy. eom |
temeah |
Nov-08-07 11:21 PM |
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Sigh. Always a critic. How about: |
Orrex |
Nov-08-07 11:30 PM |
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rim shot |
temeah |
Nov-08-07 11:38 PM |
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Larry Craig? |
Indi Guy |
Nov-09-07 01:18 AM |
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Well that explains that.... |
turtlensue |
Nov-09-07 04:42 AM |
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Don't wear tampons for more than 8 hours a day, |
AspieGrrl |
Nov-08-07 09:50 PM |
#54 |
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I'll thank you not to tell me what I can or can't put in my nostrils |
Orrex |
Nov-08-07 10:06 PM |
#56 |
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Stay away from hospitals if at all possible. |
NC_Nurse |
Nov-08-07 10:00 PM |
#55 |
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How am I supposed to replenish my supply of scrubs? |
Orrex |
Nov-08-07 10:07 PM |
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Pills should always |
cloudbase |
Nov-08-07 10:08 PM |
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Usually I just load up on AquaDots |
Orrex |
Nov-08-07 10:14 PM |
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Drink yer juice! |
Inchworm |
Nov-08-07 10:12 PM |
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Is "juice" a euphemism? |
Orrex |
Nov-08-07 10:23 PM |
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If your erection last more than four hours |
MonkeyFunk |
Nov-08-07 10:13 PM |
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Would it help if I just called you doctor? |
Orrex |
Nov-08-07 10:20 PM |
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Urinate on it to neutralize the toxins. nm |
dicksteele |
Nov-08-07 10:21 PM |
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You always give that same advice, no matter what the question is. |
Orrex |
Nov-08-07 10:25 PM |
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Be fair- you asked me a hundred goddamn questions about the menu at that Olive Garden! |
dicksteele |
Nov-09-07 02:57 AM |
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Never eat anything larger than you head |
cuke |
Nov-08-07 11:15 PM |
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Change your underwear |
GoddessOfGuinness |
Nov-09-07 12:55 AM |
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if you keep doing that, you'll go blind. |
MnFats |
Nov-09-07 01:28 AM |
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Ya gotta PACE yourself. |
dicksteele |
Nov-09-07 02:58 AM |
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Whatever you do, DON'T. |
Prisoner_Number_Six |
Nov-09-07 01:34 AM |
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Oh, it's not the Brazillion joke! |
krispos42 |
Nov-09-07 01:43 AM |
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If it's oozing |
MonkeyFunk |
Nov-09-07 04:53 AM |
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Put the Lime in the Coconut and Call me in the Morning |
astral |
Nov-10-07 12:49 PM |
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Richardo |
Nov-10-07 12:51 PM |
#82 |
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