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zabet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-08-07 10:34 AM
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37. As the world's only living
brain donor, I am drawing a complete blank. Sorry.
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  -I need some medical advice, quick! Orrex  Nov-08-07 09:48 AM   #0 
  - dammit, Orrex, i'm a doctor, not a miracle worker!  MrCoffee   Nov-08-07 09:49 AM   #1 
  - Darn it. And I was just about to ask you to give Helen Keller a message for me  Orrex   Nov-08-07 10:16 AM   #25 
  - Put aloe leaves in your shorts and that rash will clear up in no time!  Richardo   Nov-08-07 09:50 AM   #2 
  - Timely!  Orrex   Nov-08-07 10:07 AM   #14 
     - You have no idea!  Richardo   Nov-08-07 10:08 AM   #16 
  - Breathe. Blink.  temeah   Nov-08-07 09:51 AM   #3 
  - Something's wrong  Orrex   Nov-08-07 10:07 AM   #13 
     - Somebody probably just turned off the lights. You'll be fine.  temeah   Nov-08-07 10:27 AM   #33 
  - baking soda or robutussin. if you've got an ill, one of these will cure ya  NightWatcher   Nov-08-07 09:53 AM   #4 
  - I used robot-tussin when my android had a cold  Orrex   Nov-08-07 10:08 AM   #15 
  - Try using an athletic suppporter  new_beawr   Nov-08-07 09:53 AM   #5 
  - In God we Truss?  Orrex   Nov-08-07 10:09 AM   #17 
  - I'm not a doctor, but I play one on tv.  Midlodemocrat   Nov-08-07 09:54 AM   #6 
  - Usually people play doctor in the privacy of their homes  Orrex   Nov-08-07 10:11 AM   #20 
  - feed a cold  MissMillie   Nov-08-07 09:56 AM   #7 
  - Feed breasts!  Orrex   Nov-08-07 10:13 AM   #23 
  - "Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice:"  Tyler Durden   Nov-08-07 09:56 AM   #8 
  - That actually works in most situations  Orrex   Nov-08-07 10:12 AM   #21 
  - Windex. n/t  temeah   Nov-08-07 09:59 AM   #9 
  - I was just about to take off my clothes and run around  Orrex   Nov-08-07 10:09 AM   #18 
     - It's a kind of a panacea; I saw it in a movie once.  temeah   Nov-08-07 10:29 AM   #35 
  - Here's some good advice to heed....  madinmaryland   Nov-08-07 09:59 AM   #10 
  - Keeps getting funnier!  Orrex   Nov-08-07 10:16 AM   #24 
  - Don't eat yellow snow!  Breeze54   Nov-08-07 10:00 AM   #11 
  - Another mistake that most people won't make twice  Orrex   Nov-08-07 10:13 AM   #22 
  - No, it is not normal to hurt when you pee. n/t  Wcross   Nov-08-07 10:01 AM   #12 
  - I hurt all the time  Orrex   Nov-08-07 10:10 AM   #19 
  - You have a terminal brain cloud Orrex. You have some time left.  ohiosmith   Nov-08-07 10:17 AM   #26 
  - How can I do that with the WGA strike going on?  Orrex   Nov-08-07 10:24 AM   #29 
  - Button up your overcoat, when the wind blows free.  trof   Nov-08-07 10:18 AM   #27 
  - Hey, I belong to no man, buddy.  Orrex   Nov-08-07 10:25 AM   #30 
  - Soak it  sheeptramp   Nov-08-07 10:21 AM   #28 
  - Oh, I'm supposed to *soak* in that?  Orrex   Nov-08-07 10:26 AM   #31 
  - Just go to WebMD and do whatever the posters there tell you to do.  BlueIris   Nov-08-07 10:26 AM   #32 
  - So far so good, but...  Orrex   Nov-08-07 10:27 AM   #34 
     - Costco. Duh.  BlueIris   Nov-08-07 10:35 AM   #38 
  - Take two of these and call me in the morning.  Deep13   Nov-08-07 10:30 AM   #36 
  - Good point--why should today be different from any other?  Orrex   Nov-08-07 10:51 AM   #39 
  - As the world's only living  citizen_jane   Nov-08-07 10:34 AM   #37 
  - Then you can have your brain back  Orrex   Nov-08-07 10:59 AM   #40 
  - take two placebos  Crabby Appleton   Nov-08-07 11:58 AM   #41 
  - No way am I falling for that again  Orrex   Nov-08-07 12:53 PM   #49 
  - Keep a good head and always carry a light bulb.  swag   Nov-08-07 12:01 PM   #42 
  - Something about that post sound dirty  Orrex   Nov-08-07 12:53 PM   #48 
     - Here ya go!  swag   Nov-08-07 09:40 PM   #53 
  - Turn your head  lost-in-nj   Nov-08-07 12:07 PM   #43 
  - That might upset the guy who sits next to me  Orrex   Nov-08-07 12:52 PM   #47 
  - Always remember, Men-  bmbmd   Nov-08-07 12:45 PM   #44 
  - I prescribe a nice, bracing Fresca douche  Ellen Forradalom   Nov-08-07 12:46 PM   #45 
  - The epitome of fizzy refreshment  Orrex   Nov-08-07 12:52 PM   #46 
  - Plastics, Orrex, Plastics  soleft   Nov-08-07 01:41 PM   #50 
  - Stop doing it or you'll go blind.  DuStrange   Nov-08-07 03:35 PM   #51 
  - If you use the same hand all the time, you only go blind in that eye  Orrex   Nov-08-07 10:09 PM   #59 
  - Okay....  turtlensue   Nov-08-07 04:15 PM   #52 
  - They x-rayed my head and found nothing  Orrex   Nov-08-07 10:11 PM   #60 
     - Nope. Too easy. eom  temeah   Nov-08-07 11:21 PM   #69 
     - Sigh. Always a critic. How about:  Orrex   Nov-08-07 11:30 PM   #70 
        - rim shot  temeah   Nov-08-07 11:38 PM   #71 
        - Larry Craig?  Indi Guy   Nov-09-07 01:18 AM   #73 
     - Well that explains that....  turtlensue   Nov-09-07 04:42 AM   #79 
  - Don't wear tampons for more than 8 hours a day,  AspieGrrl   Nov-08-07 09:50 PM   #54 
  - I'll thank you not to tell me what I can or can't put in my nostrils  Orrex   Nov-08-07 10:06 PM   #56 
  - Stay away from hospitals if at all possible.  NC_Nurse   Nov-08-07 10:00 PM   #55 
  - How am I supposed to replenish my supply of scrubs?  Orrex   Nov-08-07 10:07 PM   #57 
  - Pills should always  cloudbase   Nov-08-07 10:08 PM   #58 
  - Usually I just load up on AquaDots  Orrex   Nov-08-07 10:14 PM   #63 
  - Drink yer juice!  Inchworm   Nov-08-07 10:12 PM   #61 
  - Is "juice" a euphemism?  Orrex   Nov-08-07 10:23 PM   #66 
  - If your erection last more than four hours  MonkeyFunk   Nov-08-07 10:13 PM   #62 
  - Would it help if I just called you doctor?  Orrex   Nov-08-07 10:20 PM   #64 
  - Urinate on it to neutralize the toxins. nm  dicksteele   Nov-08-07 10:21 PM   #65 
  - You always give that same advice, no matter what the question is.  Orrex   Nov-08-07 10:25 PM   #67 
     - Be fair- you asked me a hundred goddamn questions about the menu at that Olive Garden!  dicksteele   Nov-09-07 02:57 AM   #77 
  - Never eat anything larger than you head  cuke   Nov-08-07 11:15 PM   #68 
  - Change your underwear  GoddessOfGuinness   Nov-09-07 12:55 AM   #72 
  - if you keep doing that, you'll go blind.  MnFats   Nov-09-07 01:28 AM   #74 
  - Ya gotta PACE yourself.  dicksteele   Nov-09-07 02:58 AM   #78 
  - Whatever you do, DON'T.  Prisoner_Number_Six   Nov-09-07 01:34 AM   #75 
  - Oh, it's not the Brazillion joke!  krispos42   Nov-09-07 01:43 AM   #76 
  - If it's oozing  MonkeyFunk   Nov-09-07 04:53 AM   #80 
  - Put the Lime in the Coconut and Call me in the Morning  astral   Nov-10-07 12:49 PM   #81 
     - .  Richardo   Nov-10-07 12:51 PM   #82 
 

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