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Tektonik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-01-07 06:43 PM
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32. I'll one up you
Filet Mignon au jus du freshly and publicly squeezed breast milk.
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  -Are people who eat Miracle Whip doomed to an eternity bicentennial_baby  Nov-01-07 06:03 PM   #0 
  - No. But those who don't are. Miracle Whip is a gift from our lord and savior.  ohiosmith   Nov-01-07 06:08 PM   #1 
  - Heretic!!  bicentennial_baby   Nov-01-07 06:10 PM   #2 
  - at least you don't get e coli hitler!  Southpawkicker   Nov-01-07 06:10 PM   #3 
  - Muahahahaha!!  bicentennial_baby   Nov-01-07 06:14 PM   #4 
     - i can relate  Southpawkicker   Nov-01-07 06:15 PM   #5 
     - Hey, I cared!  RetroLounge   Nov-01-07 11:24 PM   #50 
  - My Mom and her MIL spent an hour arguing over whether I could eat a sandwich with Miracle Whip  LeftyMom   Nov-01-07 06:17 PM   #6 
  - Bwahahaha!!  bicentennial_baby   Nov-01-07 06:20 PM   #10 
     - It's Best Foods out here, same stuff though.  LeftyMom   Nov-01-07 06:21 PM   #12 
  - Vegenaise rules!  flvegan   Nov-01-07 06:17 PM   #7 
  - The grapeseed oil kind in the purple jar.  LeftyMom   Nov-01-07 06:20 PM   #9 
  - I've never tried it...  bicentennial_baby   Nov-01-07 06:23 PM   #14 
  - Same consistency, better taste.  flvegan   Nov-01-07 06:24 PM   #18 
     - I will check it out!  bicentennial_baby   Nov-01-07 06:25 PM   #20 
     - Who carries it?  SacredCow   Nov-02-07 11:25 AM   #64 
  - Uh, dude? I've eaten that "expeller-pressed" Vegenaise, And I have to tell you:  Redstone   Nov-01-07 08:22 PM   #38 
     - Glad you liked it.  flvegan   Nov-01-07 09:11 PM   #45 
  - If it's not globbed on, then it is not too bad, but I still won't like it  Saint Etienne17   Nov-01-07 06:18 PM   #8 
  - Word  bicentennial_baby   Nov-01-07 06:23 PM   #16 
  - I'm so conflicted...  redqueen   Nov-01-07 06:20 PM   #11 
  - There's a separate hell for the Miracle Whip bunch  bicentennial_baby   Nov-01-07 06:22 PM   #13 
  - Yay!  redqueen   Nov-01-07 06:29 PM   #24 
  - We are already in hell.  texas1928   Nov-01-07 06:23 PM   #15 
     - Tsk!  redqueen   Nov-01-07 06:26 PM   #22 
  - Could you dredge chicken in Miracle Whip, then bread it and fry it?  flvegan   Nov-01-07 06:23 PM   #17 
  - Blasphemer!!  bicentennial_baby   Nov-01-07 06:24 PM   #19 
  - Slice up that fried cutlet, mix it up with macaroni  Saint Etienne17   Nov-01-07 06:25 PM   #21 
  - I'm suing for infringing on my Miracle Whipped Chicken copyright.  flvegan   Nov-01-07 06:30 PM   #26 
     - Gah  Saint Etienne17   Nov-01-07 06:31 PM   #28 
        - Filet mignon au jus du Miracle Whip.  flvegan   Nov-01-07 06:36 PM   #31 
           - I'll one up you  Saint Etienne17   Nov-01-07 06:43 PM   #32 
  - Ohhh...I don't feel well.  hisownpetard   Nov-02-07 10:58 AM   #59 
  - Nah  bigwillq   Nov-01-07 06:27 PM   #23 
  - Sigh....why must you be so obstinate?  bicentennial_baby   Nov-01-07 06:30 PM   #25 
     - HA!  bigwillq   Nov-01-07 06:31 PM   #27 
  - No, as long as they don't try to make ME eat that revolting stuff.  Redstone   Nov-01-07 06:34 PM   #29 
  - You are waaaay too kind to those heathens...  bicentennial_baby   Nov-01-07 06:34 PM   #30 
  - Oh, no, I don't mind if they want to eat that horrible stuff; to each his own,  Redstone   Nov-01-07 08:15 PM   #36 
  - blech I despise miracle whip  carly denise pt deux   Nov-01-07 06:46 PM   #33 
     - Nasty stuff...  bicentennial_baby   Nov-01-07 06:47 PM   #34 
     - That's one reason people like Hellman's so much... it never changes.  Redstone   Nov-01-07 08:13 PM   #35 
  - I wouldn't eat this shit on a dare...it tastes just plain nasty  TK421   Nov-01-07 08:19 PM   #37 
  - You wouldn't eat this shit on a dare? How about on a toasted bagel? nt  hisownpetard   Nov-01-07 10:36 PM   #48 
     - I wouldn't eat it on a non-toasted bagel n/t  TK421   Nov-02-07 12:19 AM   #53 
     - You have excellent taste. nt  hisownpetard   Nov-02-07 10:28 AM   #56 
     - Just to add that the stuff tastes really sour and rancid  TK421   Nov-02-07 12:28 AM   #54 
        - Miarcle Whip, sour & rancid? No way!! It's SWEET and rancid. Made from whiteheads, ya know.  hisownpetard   Nov-02-07 10:49 AM   #57 
  - Miracle Whip = Satan's semen.  Lady Effingbroke   Nov-01-07 08:24 PM   #39 
  - Mayonnaise is probably the worst thing a human being can put into their body  TK421   Nov-01-07 09:12 PM   #46 
  - More like an eternity in Epicurean Purgatory nm  jakefrep   Nov-01-07 08:26 PM   #40 
  - woohoo! 661 recipes using Miracle Whip, Lemon-Parmesan Broiled Salmon anyone?  chimpsrsmarter   Nov-01-07 08:29 PM   #41 
  - Eww...Miracle whip sucks  sasquatch   Nov-01-07 08:32 PM   #42 
  - Unless Christ forgives them, but that applies to mayo eaters too  JVS   Nov-01-07 08:34 PM   #43 
  - It will never, never pass my lips. Nor the dread mayo, as if there is a frickin difference.  triguy46   Nov-01-07 09:08 PM   #44 
  - If you haven't tasted the two, you'd not be able to tell the difference, and therefore  Redstone   Nov-01-07 09:16 PM   #47 
     - Hear, hear! Huzzah!!!!!!!  hisownpetard   Nov-02-07 11:02 AM   #60 
  - The fires of Hell are for the...  TreasonousBastard   Nov-01-07 11:22 PM   #49 
  - I soooooooooooooooo agree!  jeff30997   Nov-01-07 11:33 PM   #51 
  - Omg..........how would Lutherans make macaroni salad?  bushwentawol   Nov-02-07 12:18 AM   #52 
  - They'll just have to party on without it. nt  hisownpetard   Nov-02-07 11:09 AM   #62 
  - Break out the Hellman's  Dewlso   Nov-02-07 01:18 AM   #55 
  - Of course they are!  ceile   Nov-02-07 10:56 AM   #58 
  - Russert's next debate question: Senator Clinton, would you pledge, right here  hisownpetard   Nov-02-07 11:07 AM   #61 
  - If we've given up The Whip, can we miraculously go to Heaven?  kwassa   Nov-02-07 11:21 AM   #63 
  - As long as I am doomed to an...  jasonc   Nov-02-07 11:30 AM   #65 
  - Even with bad taste Hell remains a myth.  DuaneBidoux   Nov-03-07 03:51 AM   #66 
  - Of course they are  kedrys   Nov-03-07 08:06 AM   #67 
  - Miracle Whip is its own punishment.  philosophie_en_rose   Nov-03-07 08:11 AM   #68 
 

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