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Thu Oct-18-07 01:14 PM
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| 18. Did you know there was a 14th disciple Larry? |
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Jesus is on the cross and Larry is standing in the back of the crowd and he hears...
Larry, Larry- Larry goes up to the front and doesn't make it to Jesus before the guards beat him and throw him back into the crowd.
He hears again-
Larry, Larry! So he fights his way up to the front of the crowd and just about makes it to Jesus but the guards cut off his arms and throw Larry back into the crowd.
Larry, Larry!
He fights his way back to the front again and the guards cut off his legs and throw him back into the crowd.
Larry,Larry,Larry!
Larry crawls up the hill through the crowd on his face- The guards admiring his effort let him get to the foot of the cross.
"Yes jesus what is it?"
"Larry, I can see your house from up here".
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| -Anyone know any good Jesus jokes? |
monktonman |
Oct-18-07 12:49 PM |
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I know a couple... |
DarkTirade |
Oct-18-07 12:53 PM |
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Thats one of my favorites..... |
monktonman |
Oct-18-07 12:58 PM |
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Ok before this thread get locked...... |
monktonman |
Oct-18-07 01:11 PM |
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The first one... |
JackBeck |
Oct-18-07 12:59 PM |
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Ayup. |
DarkTirade |
Oct-18-07 01:00 PM |
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I had to have a catalogue of jokes on hand as a bartender. |
JackBeck |
Oct-18-07 01:03 PM |
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What were Jesus' last 7 words on the cross? |
AllegroRondo |
Oct-18-07 12:54 PM |
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Paul wasn't there and he was Saul then. |
Sequoia |
Oct-18-07 03:14 PM |
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Ow, God Dammit, this really fucking hurts.... |
new_beawr |
Oct-19-07 11:53 AM |
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This works better with a visual too: |
Tyler Durden |
Oct-18-07 12:55 PM |
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knock knock |
DS1 |
Oct-18-07 12:55 PM |
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Ok this one requires a visual as well...... |
monktonman |
Oct-18-07 12:58 PM |
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more a Jehovah joke, but it does mention Jesus |
AZDemDist6 |
Oct-18-07 01:01 PM |
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Jesus, St. Peter, and St. Paul are playing golf. |
Tyler Durden |
Oct-18-07 01:06 PM |
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Jesus and Moses are playing a round of golf. |
Commie Pinko Dirtbag |
Oct-18-07 01:01 PM |
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Great minds think alike. |
Tyler Durden |
Oct-18-07 01:07 PM |
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How do we know Jesus was Italian? |
JackBeck |
Oct-18-07 01:07 PM |
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No, Jesus was Black |
Ellen Forradalom |
Oct-18-07 01:14 PM |
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you guys are cracking me up |
monktonman |
Oct-18-07 01:15 PM |
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I like the "Jesus was a woman" quip: |
JackBeck |
Oct-18-07 01:17 PM |
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Italian because . . . |
pippin |
Oct-19-07 10:32 AM |
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Here's a shortened version of one |
johnnie |
Oct-18-07 01:08 PM |
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Yes, I'm not Cath but I know about her Immaculate Conception doctrine. |
Perragrande |
Oct-18-07 06:37 PM |
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Did you know there was a 14th disciple Larry? |
Rambis |
Oct-18-07 01:14 PM |
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A cute T-shirt I saw on the Mall once |
Roon |
Oct-18-07 01:16 PM |
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Why did Jesus cross the road? |
Bennyboy |
Oct-18-07 01:36 PM |
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My son told me that joke a few weeks ago. n/t |
monktonman |
Oct-18-07 01:43 PM |
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Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick |
Ellen Forradalom |
Oct-18-07 01:45 PM |
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Short version of a long joke... |
gmoney |
Oct-18-07 01:46 PM |
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Ok thats the balls. I've got to remember that one. n/t |
monktonman |
Oct-18-07 02:08 PM |
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The real story of Jesus and the adulterous woman |
alphafemale |
Oct-18-07 01:56 PM |
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So Jesus walks into a bar... |
KamaAina |
Oct-18-07 01:59 PM |
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Cheesey |
pippin |
Oct-18-07 02:30 PM |
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Just when I thought this thread had dried up, you throw that zinger!! |
monktonman |
Oct-18-07 02:32 PM |
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All right, you guys, enough of making fun of the kid! |
ironflange |
Oct-18-07 02:36 PM |
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This one's bad... |
bif |
Oct-18-07 02:37 PM |
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"Don't do anything until I get back..." |
gmoney |
Oct-18-07 04:37 PM |
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... |
dist22dem |
Oct-18-07 02:44 PM |
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We used to have lots of them on my kibbutz. |
bikebloke |
Oct-18-07 03:05 PM |
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Did you hear about the new diet communion wafer. It's called... |
HERVEPA |
Oct-18-07 03:18 PM |
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Mrs Jones was a good Catholic... |
GoddessOfGuinness |
Oct-18-07 03:23 PM |
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My how times change |
catmandu57 |
Oct-18-07 04:53 PM |
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.... I thought I was going to get crucified! pun intended? |
monktonman |
Oct-18-07 06:29 PM |
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Jesus was a Honda Owner |
pippin |
Oct-19-07 09:24 AM |
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I though he drove out the money-changers in a Fury. |
Deep13 |
Oct-19-07 09:45 AM |
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Also road a motor bike apparently |
pippin |
Oct-19-07 10:30 AM |
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It was an old Fury |
pippin |
Oct-19-07 10:38 AM |
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Not a Jesus joke, but still a religious one... |
DarkTirade |
Oct-19-07 10:37 AM |
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Another religious one... |
DarkTirade |
Oct-19-07 10:42 AM |
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what did the roman soldier say to jesus? |
leftofthedial |
Oct-19-07 11:03 AM |
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LOL!..I like that one... |
BlueJazz |
Oct-19-07 10:50 PM |
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Here ya go. |
Swede |
Oct-19-07 11:13 AM |
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here's one |
TBreeze |
Oct-19-07 01:33 PM |
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I like that one alot |
monktonman |
Oct-19-07 10:30 PM |
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